The more I see that food shop, the more I can't get my head around the fact that she's an almost 30 year old woman married to a 40 year old man and yet it appears that neither of them can shred a lettuce, slice spring onions, grate cheese or even mash a bloody banana!
My niece is 19. She's away at uni and last year I was staying with her for a couple of nights. She shares a house with another girl and two lads. They're all 18/19. Every single one of them is able to cook. Stir fry, curry, meat and veg, pasta, risotto etc. None of them have ever lived away from home before so they really are 'just learning', but if 18 and 19 years old who are at lectures all day and spending a lot of their time in the library and doing coursework, if they can come home and cook a meal from scratch, then what the hell is wrong with her and her bloody lazy husband? Neither of them are working, they're at home all day and yet they can't even peel and mash a banana for their child
Also, I can guarantee you that my niece and her housemates have never bought pre sliced veg in their lives because they're all on a limited budget and have to watch their pennies in Aldi and Lidl.