Tell him you are now Marie Antoinette! That will make him laugh
@Marie Antoinette, meet @Sliceofcake
Mrs Hinch #94 Never have I ever had 93 Tattle threads calling me out for being a liar, a fraud and a fake!
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@Marie Antoinette, meet @Sliceofcake
Does she actually take him to any classes or activities? Newborns are fine being kept at home but by the time they're at handsnums' age that's when you start doing baby sensory, nursery rhyme classes, drop in groups to meet other mums etc. She just takes him to Home Bargains
Me right now...
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How big are her bleeping feet thowhat a bleeping coincidence that jamie is in the reflection of the glass.. even on her hen night he was sniffing around ffs
Me too!!I feel like I should bookmark this for the next time a random anon pops up claiming insider info and people question why some people go
@Vera Stanhope
Yes let’s all ask for funny smelling melts. “Please can me have a wax melt smelly of piss cloffs por favor” let’s mix it up a bit. Yeah. Come on.
Tonight I’m sniffing piss cloff it’s my fayyyyyve.
Triggered. My feet are massive and I'm quite short. I'm shaped like an LHow big are her bleeping feet tho
Of course she doesn't, she's too famous and would get mobbed.Does she actually take him to any classes or activities? Newborns are fine being kept at home but by the time they're at handsnums' age that's when you start doing baby sensory, nursery rhyme classes, drop in groups to meet other mums etc. She just takes him to Home Bargains
To anyone new who’s joined, don’t bother trying to work out what the fucks going on. Those who have lost sleep the last three days and nights to religiously work it out are more confused than hinch trying to cook a balanced meal.
100% she's desperate for it! But babies very rarely sag Mumma or Mummy first because it's a sound they struggle with making at such a young age. BUT she wouldn't know that because she hasn't got a clue. She is so self absorbed it's sickening!
I’m bleeping lost what ??
You don't think four mugshots in a plastic jug with cheese is balanced? Well LA DEE DA
I’m actually bored because I don’t know what is going on
So (deep breath) a few days ago some wifie came on here, threw in some bombs about sophlora, she was a school bully, was fat, slept about. And her mum paid off her dads previous kids and used to hit Sophie. Oh and was in the priory. Jamie was a gambling addict and Hinchy had skelingtons. She said this cos the OPs friend was being bullied by Sophie plus 2 old school chums. She knew Sophie read here and it worked cos they backed off. Is it true. Who knows 
With me so far???
With me so far???
Did she send you her telephone number? And you rang it from your old phone on WhatsApp? She can get your number from WhatsApp can't she?She sent ME the first message Yes
Her personal Instagram account was given to me by @TruthBeToldSophATB as aparentley they're "friends"
Her personal insta gives details of her wax melts page and I followed both ! She's then messeged ME asking if she knows me etc etc , I said no but I was interested in her wax melts
It's gone from there
I'm up to date.
However got lost some where about phone call
Like what the actual duck happened.
Tea being spilled, phone calls being made.
I miss giving Sophie her content.
I’m actually lol so much tonight, hubby keeps tutting and giving me “the look” he’s trying to watch silent witness, you lot crack me up
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