Mrs Hinch #86 The names Vegas..Johnny Vegas...I like my casseroles shaken not stirred.

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Flossy2019

We need a thread for birth stories these are too funny
 
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Sloppyidiot

Oh dear, I really did have to double take. I really thought she had been sent a sanitary towel
 
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NoFlora

Flossy2019 said:
Omg ducking hell this is so funny. Not for you though but OMG it’s horrible isn’t it especially after iron tabs
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It’s just the actual reality of childbirth
If she’d of said something like that I’d of been following her and thinking yes she’s so relatable.
but she had a “perfect birth” and really does anyone??
my first was horrendous and my second was so quick. But both times after I was in such pain. I had awful PND with my second whilst I tried to single parent and look after two.
I never sat there for a moment and thought

I miss my Instagram followers (mine are all my actual friends too, I have like 50 followers)
What is she on.

Flossy2019 said:
We need a thread for birth stories these are too funny
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Oh my god we do!! It’ll be so funny
Post birth poo stories

Thread suggestion; Hinch she went on a podcast but Did she ever have to poo in the bath?
 
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NellieBellie

Flossy2019 said:
We need a thread for birth stories these are too funny
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This is what they should show in the movies. Not perfectly pampered mums looking adoringly at their newborns. They should show the haggard and exhausted wrecks trying to lift the saggy tummy out the way to see the damage your big headed baby has done
 
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Lauracj

louj91 said:
The birth is the easy bit. It's the aftermath that nobody tells you about!!


Yep, I put it off for a week as I was so scared
(Poor men reading
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Regina Falangey said:
I’m looking forward to the potty training months!! Nothing like turning your back for 2 mins and coming back to a freshly baked turd on your floor!
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I've just manged to complete potty training and do not miss finding random poo's around the house! Can you imagine hinch finding a toddler crap on her floor!
 
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Flossy2019

MuttonDressedAsLamb said:
Which is even more fun if you also have to take iron tablets, ah that first constipated poo!
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Sometimes I think about having another but I don’t want to do it to my downstairs area again just yet couldn’t control my thrumps for the first week and up until then my partner had never heard me do that
 
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Gillybean42

I haven’t listened to the podcast yet, did she actually say she missed her followers?! How exactly?? She doesn’t interact with them so how can she miss them?
 
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Fish-in-the-Sea

How many amongst have have learned just how damaged our pelvic floor is when we played on the trampoline with our adorable offspring?
 
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NoFlora

Sitting anticipating the next thread

Whoever can create them we need another for birth stories and watch which one she steals as her own
 
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NellieBellie

Coughing/sneezing always ends up a game of underwear roulette as well! Even to this day I still clench when I cough
 
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Macklen83

Gillybean42 said:
I haven’t listened to the podcast yet, did she actually say she missed her followers?! How exactly?? She doesn’t interact with them so how can she miss them?
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She says she came off the gram for a while but missed her followers because they’re like her friends. What she means is she missed being adored because she a massive fucking narcissist
 
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