We need a thread for birth stories these are too funny
The ex walked in on me wailing on the toilet cause I’d tried to go but it hurt like hell and my boobs were leaking and I was a snotty mess with the baby asleep in his Moses basket in front of me. Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look both sympathetic and repulsed at the same time
Mrs Hinch #86 The names Vegas..Johnny Vegas...I like my casseroles shaken not stirred.
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Oh dear, I really did have to double take. I really thought she had been sent a sanitary towel 
It’s just the actual reality of childbirthOmg
If she’d of said something like that I’d of been following her and thinking yes she’s so relatable.
but she had a “perfect birth” and really does anyone??
my first was horrendous and my second was so quick. But both times after I was in such pain. I had awful PND with my second whilst I tried to single parent and look after two.
I never sat there for a moment and thought
I miss my Instagram followers (mine are all my actual friends too, I have like 50 followers)
What is she on.
Oh my god we do!! It’ll be so funny
Post birth poo stories
Thread suggestion; Hinch she went on a podcast but Did she ever have to poo in the bath?
This is what they should show in the movies. Not perfectly pampered mums looking adoringly at their newborns. They should show the haggard and exhausted wrecks trying to lift the saggy tummy out the way to see the damage your big headed baby has done
Yep, I put it off for a week as I was so scared
(Poor men reading
I've just manged to complete potty training and do not miss finding random poo's around the house! Can you imagine hinch finding a toddler crap on her floor!
Which is even more fun if you also have to take iron tablets, ah that first constipated poo!The first poop
Sometimes I think about having another but I don’t want to do it to my downstairs area again just yetWhich is even more fun if you also have to take iron tablets, ah that first constipated poo!
couldn’t control my thrumps for the first week and up until then my partner had never heard me do that 
I haven’t listened to the podcast yet, did she actually say she missed her followers?! How exactly?? She doesn’t interact with them so how can she miss them?
How many amongst have have learned just how damaged our pelvic floor is when we played on the trampoline with our adorable offspring? 
Sitting anticipating the next thread 
Whoever can create them we need another for birth stories and watch which one she steals as her own
Whoever can create them we need another for birth stories and watch which one she steals as her own
Where is the podcast?
Coughing/sneezing always ends up a game of underwear roulette as well! Even to this day I still clench when I cough 
She says she came off the gram for a while but missed her followers because they’re like her friends. What she means is she missed being adored because she a massive bleeping narcissist
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Mrs Hinch #87 Diet is a disgrace, but look at the size of Henry, has he eaten trace?
New thread thanks to @Wrenster13 with a huge 165 likes! Adjusted slightly to fit original was “Hinch’s diet is a total disgrace, but look at the size of Henry, Has he eaten Trace?” Previous threads https://tattle.life/tags/mrs-hinch/
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