Mrs Hinch #81 Hinch is lazy, wrapping all samey, gifts not from Santa but from Mummy & Jamie!

bsdetector77 · Dec 23, 2019

TittyNuggets said:
Do you know what I’d rather have my Christmas with us all crammed at my in laws, mismatched chairs, kids running everywhere, gin glasses that have been walked home from the pub, plates that came From about 20 different dinner sets than sit and blow smoke up her arse about how wonderful everything looks. It may look all poncy and perfect but I bet they have a tit time. Too scared to fart incase it blows one of the rented sequins off the runner. Your basic Hinch and I bet your on your phone making out it’s all shits and giggles. Boil your head when you’re doing the sprouts you twit

"Too scared to fart incase it blows one of the rented sequins off the runner" I am done

Wonderwall · Dec 23, 2019

The candles will be well melted being lit for 2 days prior to dinner. Every1 bring a minky and some elbow grease to the table!!

RLdeletedme · Dec 23, 2019

Her table has really depressed me. I live in a disability adapted council bungalow to fit my wheelchair in and we have no room for a dining table so Christmas Dinner will be on trays. Seeing that table just makes me want to cry for my child having a disabled person as a mother.

Whitelilac · Dec 23, 2019

It looks like Miss Havisham's wedding table

No chance of relaxing at that table, you would be terrified of dropping something

bassettbb · Dec 23, 2019

Imagine spilling your red wine at that table. I hope someone spills a whole bottle.

Amibovvered · Dec 23, 2019

Whitelilac said:
It looks like Miss Havisham's wedding table
No chance of relaxing at that table, you would be terrified of dropping something

Yep

that’s what this reminds me of

MrsNott · Dec 23, 2019

Grinchmas: expensive hired tables, #gifted graze tables, Jamie's missing and poor little Ronnie's just not able (to make a mess)

adw2007 · Dec 23, 2019

RLdeletedme said:
Her table has really depressed me. I live in a disability adapted council bungalow to fit my wheelchair in and we have no room for a dining table so Christmas Dinner will be on trays. Seeing that table just makes me want to cry for my child having a disabled person as a mother.

Please do not let this vile Grinch ruin your Christmas.

Maryanne · Dec 23, 2019

How many people actually decorate a table anyway? We’re hosting this year for 10 and my mum asked how I was decorating the table! I told her what’s the point when all the dinner will be going in the middle for people to help themselves!

ragdollmissy · Dec 23, 2019

pjmac said:
no idea but can just see him rocking up xmas morning full spray tan new teeth botox the lot

And a thick gold chain, pinkie ring and a wife beater to complete the look.

bassettbb said:
Imagine spilling your red wine at that table. I hope someone spills a whole bottle.

All over the gray carpet. lol

Sazz1006 · Dec 23, 2019

bassettbb said:
Imagine spilling your red wine at that table. I hope someone spills a whole bottle.

Do they do a red Lambrini?

Swizzles90x · Dec 23, 2019

Can't wait until Ronnie lashes that garland around that extravagant bastards dining room.

pjmac · Dec 23, 2019

Swizzles90x said:
Can't wait until Ronnie lashes that garland around that extravagant bastards dining room.

or henry pissing all over the bottom of chair covers

Ineedahero · Dec 23, 2019

RLdeletedme said:
Her table has really depressed me. I live in a disability adapted council bungalow to fit my wheelchair in and we have no room for a dining table so Christmas Dinner will be on trays. Seeing that table just makes me want to cry for my child having a disabled person as a mother.

Please don't think that of yourself. Your child will love Christmas dinner on a tray because they're with their mum. That is truly all that matters. A table like Hinch's is for show. Its empty and soulless. What matters is the company you keep not where you eat x

Rose28454 · Dec 23, 2019

Was just looking at my daughter in laws Instagram and I see she bought pairs of pj, dressing gowns and slippers to give to her local charity shop that supports women’s shelters very proud of her
It’s called charity sophie !!

LaTela · Dec 23, 2019

Amibovvered said:
Yep that’s what this reminds me of

One gust of wind - and given the chemicals in the air - and that table will go up like

!!

Tui · Dec 23, 2019

Table looks stunning but it just isn’t needed is it? Just unnecessary excess for show. Her Christmas is so soulless.

JabbaAndMutt · Dec 23, 2019

pjmac said:
blocked

Can I follow you?

irishbelle Thnak · Dec 23, 2019

My posh sister-in-law is doing Christmas dinner this year - she set up a WhatsApp group and sent similar photo of the Hinch table - 15 of us too. Just seen message there that said bring your slippers - I thought how cute ... she wants us to be comfy - my hubby just said no !!! she doesn't want mud all over her cream carpets

EDIT the other sister just said I will remember that when you come to my house

JabbaAndMutt · Dec 23, 2019

RLdeletedme said:
Her table has really depressed me. I live in a disability adapted council bungalow to fit my wheelchair in and we have no room for a dining table so Christmas Dinner will be on trays. Seeing that table just makes me want to cry for my child having a disabled person as a mother.

Darling, I’m a furniture upcycler, I’m happy to find you a little table to fit your space. It’ll be too late now I know but I’m still happy to help.

Raresteaklover said:
Darling, I’m a furniture upcycler, I’m happy to find you a little table to fit your space. It’ll be too late now I know but I’m still happy to help.

And your child loves you, you’re fabulous mother.