Mrs Hinch #80 Hinch you better watch out, you better not cry... cause tattle knows you lie!

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So she can't wait to have a diamond pen and some pastel highlighters 🙄

This is why Hinch is dangerous. The amount of grown ass women trying to copy her, trying to be her boggles the mind. It wont magically make your life the same as hers love. You'll still have your crappy housework to do and your juggling of real actual messy life. Its staggering how devoid of original thoughts these people are.
 
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Once again, those of you who are struggling financially at Christmas - please dont look at what shes posting over Christmas! Shes just going to bum you out.

The lady above who said she has "just" got her kid a second hand bike- that's an awesome present! Kids dont care if things are second hand and a bike is a bike, even second hand they are hardly cheap. Kids love bikes. And getting stuff second hand means less stuff going to waste and in landfills. We get loads of stuff second hand from friends whose kids are slightly older than ours - our jumperoo was on its fourth baby by the time we got it and weve just passed it on to another friend. And none of us are particularly struggling financially, we arent wadded, but not skint either, we are somewhere in between and we just dont like waste. By saving money on getting perfectly usable second hand items means more to spend on something else. It's a lesson we will teach our kids, how hand me downs are good and waste is bad! So your kid will enjoy his bike and if he even notices it is second hand you will be able to explain to him how this is actually a GOOD thing. 😊 At some point I'm going to get my girl one of those Little Tikes cars and I plan on getting one second hand because they are made of seemingly indestructible plastic and basically last forever so why get a brand new one when I can stop another one going to landfill?!
 
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Omg she is a selfish cow with the face cream rant. Doesn’t your mum look after your baby all the time??
What a little warrior she is. I have spent the night caring for my disabled mother who has V&D. My father had alzheimer's and has woke up in a terrible mood today and has already clocked me one
 
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Still creasing up at the Blazin Squad J-Bomb 🤣🤣🤣

Our dear Soph is not relatable in anyway. She is a shrewd narcissist with very little concern, if any, for anyone outside of her own little bubble. Her home is ugly and cluttered and horribly dated in some areas and utterly devoid of any personality. Jamie is as thick as a whale omelette, his last few brain cells done in by all the chemicals. Her whole life and image is just pure tacky, it’s all cheap and colourless and just so mundane. And let’s no forget she is also an advocate for online bullying, eager to release her army of morons on anyone who dares to disagree with her.

Being an “influencer” isn’t a career, it’s a fad. She will die out and soon be replaced by some other young, dumb half-wit and Grinch has no contingency plan in place. The money will dry up, chav boy will have to go back to work and she will no longer be able to sustain this lifestyle of hers, no one will give a tit, everyone is replaceable and she is far from this ditzy lovable girl she tries to portray. Beneath all the filters and the make up is a girl with an ugly and ruthless heart, she’d flog Ronnie for an extra million followers.

I would never wish ill on anyone especially when children are involved, but she is due a large dose of reality very soon.
 
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You’ve seen what happens to gremlins when they get wet right....😂
why did you say that out loud???? shhhhhh


Once again, those of you who are struggling financially at Christmas - please dont look at what shes posting over Christmas! Shes just going to bum you out.

The lady above who said she has "just" got her kid a second hand bike- that's an awesome present! Kids dont care if things are second hand and a bike is a bike, even second hand they are hardly cheap. Kids love bikes. And getting stuff second hand means less stuff going to waste and in landfills. We get loads of stuff second hand from friends whose kids are slightly older than ours - our jumperoo was on its fourth baby by the time we got it and weve just passed it on to another friend. And none of us are particularly struggling financially, we arent wadded, but not skint either, we are somewhere in between and we just dont like waste. By saving money on getting perfectly usable second hand items means more to spend on something else. It's a lesson we will teach our kids, how hand me downs are good and waste is bad! So your kid will enjoy his bike and if he even notices it is second hand you will be able to explain to him how this is actually a GOOD thing. 😊 At some point I'm going to get my girl one of those Little Tikes cars and I plan on getting one second hand because they are made of seemingly indestructible plastic and basically last forever so why get a brand new one when I can stop another one going to landfill?!
agreed, I volunteer at a homeless charity that has a shop too and we have a huge kids corner, this year we have had a massive jump in parents buying toys from us for xmas. we get loads of the old.fashioned wooden toys and bags of duplo and Lego.
we also get loads of clothes with tags still on and we only charge 50p for the pre loved kids clothes.

you will be surprised what bargains you can pick up.
 
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I didn’t get a chance to post yesterday as have come to visit my dad who has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer... but Ive just had to come on and comment on the rant about her wrapping her parents gifts 🤬 she has no idea about the real world outside hinch towers. I’m acutely aware that this might be my last xmas with my dad and I’d give anything to wrap some presents for him or to do anything for him full stop. However he’s just so weak and probably hasn’t even thought about xmas presents...and I don’t even care Cos the most important thing is just being here with him.
Then we see her mountain of presents that she is, let’s face it, just boasting about. What’s the betting that she’s barely put her hand in her pocket for even half of them. I despair. She’s just so self absorbed it’s ridiculous. Mummy and Jamie was just proof of that.
 
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I was thinking the same, mine has just turned 2 and he has a bit more understanding and he knows about Santa and all I've been able to get is a second hand bike and a book

But at least I can say I earned the money fairly without conning people I suppose
He'll love what you've got him! We've deliberately not bought our 2 year old as much his older brothers as little ones just don't need loads of presents, it's too overwhelming and they can't focus on any of them long enough to play with them properly. I posted on here the other day and told how one of my 2 yr olds favourite things to play with at the mo is a huge cardboard box my stand mixer came in. Over a month it's been in my lounge and still, everyday, he plays with it! Little ones like simplicity 😊
 
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Also please can someone suggest a new thread title with mummy and Jamie in it please 🙏🏽🤣 I’m so uncreative but that was Def one of my fave slip ups of late 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Her parenting??

Stop the world I wana get off....

She never has him
She poisons him
She pokes and prods him like he’s something out of Area 51
She’s sold him for gifted items
She treats him like a product she’s selling

If she’s mother of the year I’m god damn Mary poppins on Prozac

Egotistical freak
“The reality of your life” There is no reality. She’s not living REAL life. She’s in a gifted world of social media.
 
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Who's got a belly full of porridge? Not ronnie because he clearly hasn't been anywhere near porridge today. Even spoon feeding it gets somewhere, she must think people are stupid and have never fed a baby before.
 
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Looonnnggg time lurker, first time poster. I had to make a new account to post as I originally signed up with my initial andsurname in my username 🤣🤦‍♀️
Frankly, I've finally reached that point where I can't keep quiet anymore about what this woman is doing. The bloody elbow grease on a child's bib!!! Then today the mountains of just 'family and friend' presents on the bed has tipped me over the edge. Knowing she will never see any direct message I send, I'm putting it on here as we all know she regularly frequents this page… Hiya Soph, ATB 😉

Initally I was drawn into the whole thing, back when she was on around 300k followers. I enjoyed the cleaning side of her account and did pick up a couple of 'tips' from her early days. Then she started to grate on me. What on earth is with these little fads she starts, then never continues with a couple of weeks later? Anyone remember the 'before bed blasts' and 'bath bomb baskets' to name a couple? That's when I started to notice her fake-ness I thunk, realising she doesn't actually do these things religiously like she brainwashes so many into believing.
She's gradually just got on my nerves more and more, but it's almost been a thing where you can't unfollow because you need to see and be annoyed at the next ridiculous thing she does.
Then along came Ronnie! And the radio silence. Then the "oh sorry guyzzz I've been staying in luxury lodges whilst my house gets doubled in size, I'm so relatable" bullshit was where things really turned sour for me.
On what freaking planet, is ANYTHING about that entire scenario relatable to the majority of your "hinchers" (sidenote, equally as flipping annoying. What narcissistic Muppet turns their name into a verb?!)
I can tell you when I had my little one two years ago, all I wanted to do was be at home, soaking up every second with her and my partner and parents etc. Not gallivanting around the county staying in bloody "lodges" letting my head dog sleep all over someone else's bed.
Then the gifted this and gifted that.
"Look at my massive house guyzzzzz with my gifted flooring and my gifted furniture and my gifted nursery" honestly woman… do you have ANY idea how absolutely tit you are making other people feel, especially new Mum's like yourself who are led to falsely believe that life is as easy as you show it to be? Social media world is 99% of the time completely unrealistic and genuinely damaging to our mental health, especially when we are constantly made to be like "you can be just like me if you buy this" and "wear this gifted makeup and these gifted clothes".
Brings me onto the "anxiety" card she plays. Take it from someone who has suffered with Generalised Anxiety Disorder and took medication for a time to help, NONE of her behaviour is anything remotely like how I would have acted when I was struggling, well, I still wouldn't even though I'm doing much better now.
Sending her "army" after "trolls" knowing full well they will rip said "troll" apart, then being all anti-bullying etc. HYPOCRITE.
Her forced and staged relationship with that lovely little boy. No one should pass judgement on a child's development over the internet, but it's hard to see the poor mite just propped up against something grey all the time. Little lad needs some stimulation and motherly attention but I guess it's getting too late to form a genuine relationship now!
Don't get me started on the dog. I genuinely believe in an emergency situation and she had to chose Ronnie or Henry, she'd go for the dog. It's not right.
I need to stop else I will be here forever. If you've made it this far, thank you 🤣

Just a little note to you Sophie (Hiya Hun😉) to finish. You are the most unrelatable, nastiest, most hypocritical, un-nurturing to that poor baby, falsest, scumbag liar that social media has ever seen (that I have witnessed anyway). I pray Karma smacks you in the face one day love, and you are forced to come back down to earth with an almighty bump. What you are encouraging your idiot army to do is bloody dangerous for a start.. I am APPALLED at the elbow grease on bib situation. How someone as ridiculous, and deceitful as you is allowed to continue to spread your poison to so many others who aren't clever enough to see straight through you, I will never know. Showing off your mountain of presents and then saying that's not even all of them, when there are low income, hard working families that cannot afford a quarter of all those presents for their deserving families? How inferior and crappy are you making everyone feel? There is so much wrong with today's world, and YOU, Sophie Hinchcliffe, do nothing but contribute towards the bad. With mental health issues (genuine ones) on the rise along with suicide numbers, have you ever stopped to think that your rubbing-everyones-nose-in-it show off attitude is only lowering other folks self esteem??
But ATB hun. When your little boy ends up in hospital from ingesting freaking elbow grease and God only knows what other products, your dog pops it from respiratory problems caused by the chemicals you've doused your house in for years, you might wake up. Knob.
Well said, agree with every single word.
 
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These people have gone mad 🙈🙈🤣🤣
Why do they all think everything needs to have a nice smell to it?! If your dishwasher doesn’t smell of anything, it’s clean. If it smells bad, then it needs a clean cycle with proper dishwasher cleaning products. Zoflora doesn’t clean anything!!
These die hard hinchers infuriate me how utterly stupid they are!
 
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Once again, those of you who are struggling financially at Christmas - please dont look at what shes posting over Christmas! Shes just going to bum you out.

The lady above who said she has "just" got her kid a second hand bike- that's an awesome present! Kids dont care if things are second hand and a bike is a bike, even second hand they are hardly cheap. Kids love bikes. And getting stuff second hand means less stuff going to waste and in landfills. We get loads of stuff second hand from friends whose kids are slightly older than ours - our jumperoo was on its fourth baby by the time we got it and weve just passed it on to another friend. And none of us are particularly struggling financially, we arent wadded, but not skint either, we are somewhere in between and we just dont like waste. By saving money on getting perfectly usable second hand items means more to spend on something else. It's a lesson we will teach our kids, how hand me downs are good and waste is bad! So your kid will enjoy his bike and if he even notices it is second hand you will be able to explain to him how this is actually a GOOD thing. 😊 At some point I'm going to get my girl one of those Little Tikes cars and I plan on getting one second hand because they are made of seemingly indestructible plastic and basically last forever so why get a brand new one when I can stop another one going to landfill?!
Plus, I found the little tikes car to be an utter witch to assemble 😭 please buy second hand for your sanity!!
 
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New thread title suggestion

Hinch is getting lazy, wrapping all looks samey, gifts are not from Santa but from mummy and someone called Jamie
 
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Also please can someone suggest a new thread title with mummy and Jamie in it please 🙏🏽🤣 I’m so uncreative but that was Def one of my fave slip ups of late 🤣🤣🤣
Gifts from "mummy and Jamie", another one of Soph's bads, how narcissistic are you - to forget that Jamie's DAD?!
 
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