Mrs Hinch #78 Sophie Rose still telling her fibs, but we all saw the Audi that she thought she'd hid!

[isitjustme]

So, did they wander into an Audi dealership and buy a car by mistake too?

Same way she accidentally on purpose signed up with Gleam but isn’t too sure how she got where she is. Selective memory.

 

[Kmux]

I only follow 177 people on insta and 49 of them follow Hinch! Even really random people like a friends husband who I’m sure isn’t into cleaning . What is this weird effect she has of having people follow her who aren’t even her target audience it’s strange

 

[Paddy]

All this Audi talk is effecting my tattle ads!

I had that one pop up to

 

[Opendoor]

The talking to Ronnie and holding Jamie’s hand thing really reminds me of my mom! She was a stay at home parent and as we got older and more independent, she use to say really random things. Idk If it was out of habit (i mean going from her whole life revolving around 4 young children to having some time back) or was to look like she was a lot busier than she actually was... which I think applies to the latter for Hinch!

 

[other things online]

He’s either ;-

a) spending time with his other child.
b) cruising around the “village” in his Audi like the bad boy he is.
c) has the shits after eating that sausage casserole.
d) decamped to his mother’s as his missus is a bleeping nightmare.
e) gone to hunt down that lad from almost 29 years ago, in an episode of sociopathic jealousy, as instructed by Soph.

Oh my god howling this too funny J-dog she’s quiet, hopefully they’re all sat down with her on that gifted sofa telling her that they can’t carry on like this if they wants tos makes snomes moneyzzz handsnomezzz...

 

[butterflybaby27]

So, did they wander into an Audi dealership and buy a car by mistake too?

Yes! Soph intended to buy an old Nissan Micra but ended up with an Audi. Easy mistake to make considering they are both black. We’re all in this together! ATB!

 

[life is great]

Funny how she said the bathroom febreze air fresheners were launched this week yet when I was in home bargains the previous week there they were sitting in all their glory!! Either pre recorded bullshit as usual or else she's just late to the game!! Surprised they weren't gifted after all she's such a big LYING influencer!! God why would you want to be like her?? Her life is so boring and fake. She should be making memories with her little boy but obviously money means more to her

 

[Therealist]

Oh my god howling this too funny J-dog she’s quiet, hopefully they’re all sat down with her on that gifted sofa telling her that they can’t carry on like this if they wants tos makes snomes moneyzzz handsnomezzz...

Hopefully she’s finally having the intervention she so desperately needs

I mean crying over ET?
Saying that this is how she acted a bit when she was preggers with Ronnie

 

[Kbird]

"Hold Jamie's hand".... Isn't that something she would do naturally, and talk to her son for that matter, why the bloody hell does she need to write it down as a reminder? I'm flabbergasted at the stupidity

I'm surprised she hasn't got 'take a tit' on her list.
I actually thought you guys were joking about talk to Ronnie being on her list. WTF!
There is something wrong with this woman! There must be, no one needs to put it on a list to talk to their kid. I'm in shock tbh.

The bib lie was busted as soon as she said Jamie said they were a pack of two. Hilarious as if any man would know this!

 

[Bobinsky]

Has anyone got the photo she posted with the Audi missing?

 

[ragdollmissy]

Yes! Soph intended to buy an old Nissan Micra but ended up with an Audi. Easy mistake to make considering they are both black. We’re all in this together! ATB!

Don't you just hate when that happens.

 

[Kurstywursty]

See.. I didn't have a list and I forgot to talk to my children 7 years, thank you so much Sophie for reminding me!! Today I've made a list and we all talked, it was mind blowing!!!

Why would she write “FaceTime my niece” - surely she has a name? Unless the niece is a cover up for her stepdaughter

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

He’s either ;-

a) spending time with his other child.
b) cruising around the “village” in his Audi like the bad boy he is.
c) has the shits after eating that sausage casserole.
d) decamped to his mother’s as his missus is a bleeping nightmare.
e) gone to hunt down that lad from almost 29 years ago, in an episode of sociopathic jealousy, as instructed by Soph.

Dead

 

[Ekkwhine]

He’s either ;-

a) spending time with his other child.
b) cruising around the “village” in his Audi like the bad boy he is.
c) has the shits after eating that sausage casserole.
d) decamped to his mother’s as his missus is a bleeping nightmare.
e) gone to hunt down that lad from almost 29 years ago, in an episode of sociopathic jealousy, as instructed by Soph.

He’s totally doing donuts in morrisons car park

 

[llljk]

Wonder where Jamie is.. she probably locked him in the loft after he dropped her in it #bibgate

 

[PatsyK]

My husband asked why do we never hold hands...
I said it wasn't on the list.

Now we are getting a divorce

 

[other things online]

Oh my god howling this too funny J-dog she’s quiet, hopefully they’re all sat down with her on that gifted sofa telling her that they can’t carry on like this if they wants tos makes snomes moneyzzz handsnomezzz...

And c) sausage and sprouts casserole don’t forget!... duck it let’s throw a tit load of sweet potatoes and white potatoes plus the cauliflower... let’s see how it turns out.. god forbid they’re feeding that to Ronnie. The health visitor will be like ‘look I’ve told u to blend whatever you’re eating but sausage soup is taking it abit too far’

 

[Amibovvered]

Was in Tesco and saw the ice skates that Jamie brought for the tree...waiting at the till and it popped into my head...omg hope it wasn’t a hint at ‘Dancing on ice’, she’s got a local rink to practice on

 

[Regina Falangey]

He’s totally doing donuts in morrisons car park

this wins Tattle today!!

 

[Nellypledge]

Finally found my Tattle Avatar pic!! ATB