Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!

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Has anyone else never had a bonding moment with their mother over fabric softener because neither of you use it and you’ve got better things to do with your time?
 
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Hey hens, I've been AWOL for a while but I'm off work with a bad throat so thought I'd pop back to see what's happening at Beige Towers. (Called my mam to ask her to collect my little darlings from me, but she told me to fuck off). Unbelievable.

Anywho I can see she's still rattling on about Spring Fresh fabric softener or whatever.

When are her next accounts due? She absolutely cannot be making any money??

Has Jimbob got a job yet?

Did Weepy ever get let out of the workshop?
 
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Im not a cleaning influencer but surely she should show where the stains were on her gifted sofa now it's clean. Why is she deliberately covering the specific wanked ware with her blanket on top?

Call me a crazy bitch but maybe the vacay voibes didn't take off the stains. Had it come off, she would have showed it.

Now she is reading this, she is going to turn the cushion around and show it's 'gone'. Getting green spotted bib vibes as we speak. IYKYK.
 
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Oh this boring bastard with more unnecessary home bargains shite.
You’ll find me back over on QOC’s fredddd
 
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Sure she..briefly.. tried to crack tiktok by going back to her cleaning roots but it just showed what she really is ....a fake, filtered, desperate twat
Maybe the video is around somewhere, she didn’t seem to have a problem understanding it then looking all smug and filtered as usual
 
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She tried TikTok and pretty sure people just called her out for being a din. She also posted a video of the fat pooch "not wiking brocowi" or some stupid nonsense.
 
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I watched back (screen recorded and then slowed it down). She dips by the doorway because someone is stood there. Could be Jamie. Someone barefoot. I reckon it’s fiddle. She can’t be alone. Picture is crap but it’s definitely feet.
Definitely someone standing there
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I fecking bought some of the Mr sheen spray last week
I wish she would learn to extend her vocabulary other than I larrrrrve it
 
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Why is she trying to make out Vacay Vibes is super popular? She’s been told by P&G to do her job and shift more hasn’t she? Also probably been warned it’ll be her last of it doesn’t sell well…..
 
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Didn't give her one
What a pass agg little bitch
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Someone ought to tell the hinch back of notre filter, that her filtering is shit! And that someone's doesn't completely fucking change faces each shot,each second. Buuuuut it might when your wwwwweallyz quite crap at filtering, and your face is a mess.
Oki doke hinch .
(Excuse the small screen in the capture, she's so fucking boring I carried on watching TV in background! )


Mate you could ski off what it's done to your nose!

Who dis?

Oops changed again, back to nostril black filter.

Not.my face,not my face,not my.faaaace.

Aha hahaha thanks,needed a laugh.

My.eyelids.are.slipping.out.of.this.filter.
 
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"I put none slip mats under my rugs to stop them slipping" fucking NEEEVVVVEEEEERRRRR
 
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I watched back (screen recorded and then slowed it down). She dips by the doorway because someone is stood there. Could be Jamie. Someone barefoot. I reckon it’s fiddle. She can’t be alone. Picture is crap but it’s definitely feet.
The ghost of Hinch crematorium
 
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I hope she’s invested her money wisely…..her days are numbered. Boring Boring Boring tedious content.
 
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The real Soph is as ugly outside as she is inside in real life!
 
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Why is she trying to make out Vacay Vibes is super popular? She’s been told by P&G to do her job and shift more hasn’t she? Also probably been warned it’ll be her last of it doesn’t sell well…..
Vacay hasn't vacated my home bargains. Shelf entirely full. It's not that popular at all. She's delulu
 
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