Now time to make potato pizzaI’ve been up since 5:30, so far ive done a work out, had a shower, have my 3rd load of washing on, sorted the clean washing and packed it away, tidied my daughters room because she left it in a shit heap, changed my bedding, swept my hallway and kitchen and then recleaned my kitchen after my son made his breakfast, sorted out some clothes that no longer fit and now ready to take my son to his football match……so im basically a cuntfluencer who has completed her April challenge with no to do or ta da list, tapping of my finger nails or heavily filtered appearance while I was rocking joggers (blue not grey) a grotty tshirt and my new work shoes to break them in. Go me……all the best
I love Play-Doh too. Brilliant stuff.I've got my own pots of Playdough! My 25 year old daughter bought me some for stress relief and the smell is nostalgic. Beats their shitty Tapple game any dayhttps://giphy.com/l3vR6yczBGcSlNNtK
Dammit…….I knew I was forgetting something. I look forward to my son launching that at my head when I present it to him for dinnerNow time to make potato pizza
I've sinned more than this, let Mr wonderland do some shopping, he comes back with Vacunt vibes 🫣 I've used it, it stinks! He also declared the washing was smelling lovely, divorce is on the cards, I'm sure he just bought it to piss me off and he didI popped in to B&M last week before starting work because I needed some washing powder and I seen the Vacunt vibes so I thought I would have a sniff. I picked it up and the lid was loose so I grabbed it with my other hand to stop it dropping and spilt it down myself. It smelt rank. I'm going to assume someone before me had picked it up, opened it and had a sniff and they do decided it was rank and put it back. Throughout the day I kept getting whiffs of it. It was really unpleasant. I was thinking of all the huns raving about doing all of their washing ao they could constantly smell it throughout their homes and thought to myself there homes must be smelling rank.
don’t forget to get a hot choklit and watch your favourite childhood film hunnaayyyI’ve been up since 5:30, so far ive done a work out, had a shower, have my 3rd load of washing on, sorted the clean washing and packed it away, tidied my daughters room because she left it in a shit heap, changed my bedding, swept my hallway and kitchen and then recleaned my kitchen after my son made his breakfast, sorted out some clothes that no longer fit and now ready to take my son to his football match……so im basically a cuntfluencer who has completed her April challenge with no to do or ta da list, tapping of my finger nails or heavily filtered appearance while I was rocking joggers (blue not grey) a grotty tshirt and my new work shoes to break them in. Go me……all the best
I can imagine his parents find it a bit insulting really. Why doesn’t he want to use his real surname? It’s so bizarre. He’s not famous for anything.Use ya proper name and not your wife's business name ffs.
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I don’t drink hot drinks…….maybe i’ll have an appletiser insteaddon’t forget to get a hot choklit and watch your favourite childhood film hunnaayyy
That's a really evil thought @Wize Owl ...For the “May Cunty Challenge” I’m going to write for her to get a nail fungal infection so she can’t get her nails done and won’t be able to tap anything
I just can’t belive it guyssschh, my heart is bursssting for you - I’m crying like a seal into my pastaMy first ever thread title! Can’t believe it if I’m honesccccht! I’ll have a tend party to celebrate
She found out by keeping up with her Tattle thread guyysch - always here to help!Has she discovered passata finally... After forcing the twinz to eat puree on everything?
Has she got bored of the challenges? Another fad.Updated the “April Cunty Challenge”
She showed a pic of her wearing her meringuewedding frock (yet again) during the boring “I’ll pic a date and share a photo of my choosing”
I think laying on and sniffing Hennerz bumbuminnit counts as “Shag Audrey” No doubt she’s shagged him at some point anyway
Her nails looked redone in the pointless game with JayM, mind you it was probably a pre-record from months ago
For the “May Cunty Challenge” I’m going to write for her to get a nail fungal infection so she can’t get her nails done and won’t be able to tap anything
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