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Colchester Zoo is 30 mins away, poss thereMust have an annual pass to that zoo!
Is it nearby?
Colchester Zoo is 30 mins away, poss thereMust have an annual pass to that zoo!
Is it nearby?
She needs to bring shit into everything doesn’t sheWhy has she tied dog shit bags to their shoes?
There is a comma after "Sophie" - I never do that when I'm writing a card. Is this the clue we need to know it's her own writing?I saw this and thought it was weird how every time she writes to herself she uses a name with an x and then realise it was Rozanne and not Roxanne. Last time it was Maxine
Or declare your love for the guy who calls to say he can fix your computer……next time I get a call from him instead of just hanging up muttering that he should fuck the fuck off, I’m going to declare my love for him and say how beautiful he is on the inside and outside and that he’s so speciaaaaaaaalLike I said before, would you declare your love to a fucking double glazing salesman, because that’s what you’re doing hunnaaayyyzzzz
What have I missedImagine being this smug when your ma is a fucking fruitloop trying to run people over in her car
I wondered what had happened to Wormington!!! Blesssh’is’arrrt, all this time him and his pals have been dwelling in JayM’s bumbuminnit I think he needs rescuing and I for one am definitely not volunteering to rummage around in Itchy-Arssshed-Manzzzzz crusssty grey joggerssshI think he has a case of a few dozen Wormingtons up his bumbuminnitt! 🪱
Itchy arshhhhed manzzzzz! Too much sharing the pestle with Helmet drooping flapsshh
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Take a look at @fannysjohnny posts from yesterday. xWhat have I missed
Apologies if I have unintentionally plagiarised!Like I said before, would you declare your love to a fucking double glazing salesman, because that’s what you’re doing hunnaaayyyzzzz
Ooh I missed this! Where can I see the receipts please?And the hamper will go to her cousin round the corner same as it did last time.
We miss nothing and more importantly, we forget nothing Mrs Hinch
I need more basin heads and I can make a longer one. Cheered me up too as Mr Magic has come home early, 'unwell'OMG, that’s made me cackle into my barfffroom blanket The music accompaniment is “Chief’s Kisssh”
I hope Mr Magic feels better soon xx We definitely need to find more basin headsI need more basin heads and I can make a longer one. Cheered me up too as Mr Magic has come home early, 'unwell'
It absolutely is so fitting for her xIs that a Little Britain reference? I can totally see her going round like the character that claimed to be Molly Sugdens bridesmaid and shoehorned it into every conversation
Yeah, they came back for me too. Odd.All still there for me!