Mrs Hinch #692 Content drier than Freda’s fuff, has to come on tattle for inspo & stuff.

[Zofloragirl]

Warning!!! Meltdown incoming!
Trollomon has a brand new series starting next Wednesday, renovating houses!

Was this agreed when her and Inch were on their couple goals mission? Looked like they were auditioning for This Morning but could have been other things too. Maybe the SYLO appearance was dipping her toe in the water.

 

[Swedish chef]

How long before this is deleted? Either that or the sheep pounce on her and cause trouble as per.


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Oh and those dead trees and flowers look shit. And why are they 2 different sizes? That would do my fucking head in one being taller than the other.

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Thought you meant NoKnobzzzzmobbbzzzz manzz and Hunchedover then I realised you meant the diabolical flower front door display #notanad Now, seriously Nusties what in the fucking fuck does that bastard rabbit look like. The state of it, should be ashamed. Diabolical
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Lovely family snap with the niece, but no Ronnie ( he’s with Freda or taking the photo )

Probably ran screaming from the bastard rabbit, it's giving off stranger danger pedalo vibes, not even joking

 

[Isabelle88]

Just watched a tiktok of someone who said you can tell when a persons following is mostly Bots and been purchased when it says liked by “name” and others now going on a mission to find them all but obv had to start at hinch to see if it was true because we all know she buys them
And what do you know it says liked by “name” and others

 

[PattiQueenB]

Reel, April's cleaning plan and pointless pictures.


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Well whaddya know!! I've not long cleaned out my dish washer and I never even saw her new cleaning plan... I'm amazing

 

[Picklelily]

Guessing we’ve got to wait for the 7pm grid post 🥱

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

The difference between Hinch and SSS is SSS isn't all about business and work and selling shite. I find SSS more bearable to watch and just does it a whole lot better than Hinch. Hinch is forever selling something or throwing out a link to some shite to buy. She doesn't show what it's really like to clean the wooly wankers or chickens. SSS is more creative and crafty, I prefer hers than the crap Hinch posts
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OMG I went for a nose at J’s page absolutely shocked

Who's J?

 

[Mrsstaff]

If my husband came in with pots after I’d done them he’d be told where to get off
It’s not the 1950s Soph!!

 

[Char4649]

Pls excuse the two white dots but I smells a pre-record.

 

[San69]

Why the fuck has she gone out in Weepys size 5 slippers?

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Just ran here to say the same ..twat she is

 

[Erica24]

Here’s another edition of “Delusional Hunzz tagging Mrs Hinch”

1) One of the Hunzz dissshplayed their Vacunty Vibesssh with a chopping board and a flower… hoping for a like/follow from Sopha knowing how much she lovesssssh her chopping boardsssh
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2) This one of the hunzz saw the tagged pic above and decided to go one better and add a prettier chopping board… and some daffodils
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3) This one of the hunzz saw both of the above pics and thought “Fuck it, I’ll show them”’and dissshplayed all of her chopping boards with the Vacunty vibesssh
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4) This hunzz didn’t have a chopping board so dissshplayed her Vacunty Vibesssh with some plastersssh and face wax stripsssh…. maybe they would need the plastersssh after waxing
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5) This hunzz thought she would out do all of the othersssh by dissshplaying hers with a stuffed toy version of Hennerz in a bassskitttt
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None of them beat my favourite tagged Vacunty Vibesssh pic so far though…… when you’re delusional enough to take some to the beach
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Christ there are some sad little fuckers out there aren’t there?!

 

[Swedish chef]

It always baffles me that companies will cough up that amount of money for her to essential say “I just love it” with no real product review or anything - just mindless purchases which will all end up at the tip

Because it's cheaper than traditional forms of advertising

 

[Picklelily]

I’m presuming the surprise is either going to be the staff outside clapping for her or they’ll of rounded up a bunch of sheep

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

What does she look like?

Wow… just WOW. I have no words.

 

[signals55]

More to come… so her home range is going to be with Home Bargains isn’t it?

Only if HB want to go out of business

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

It’s on a closed Facebook group

The Mrs Hinch one?
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So she’s admitting that this small piece of astroturfed land is the boys garden noticed she’s applied the bright filter to it…half expecting to see Ron’s red gloves later

can see the white van and two cars..has she got herself a new white Range Rover??

That's disgusting that shs given the boys a small section of the garden. That's so cruel.

 

[The Green Triangle]

Poor old Soph got all those cards to sign. How sad, she must be exhausted.

Possibly being thick here what what are Vacay Vibes Mailers?

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

So SSS has got all her egg hunt stuff ready for her kids in the garden, weather permitting and Hinch will do hers......on a tiny patch of fake grass

With no where to hide eggs because it’s just post and rail fencing around a postage stamp of Astro

 

[katesbess]

Well this has absolutely made my day!!!!!!!
Home Bargains have posted a new store opening today.
Out of 120 comments all but a few were not in her favour at all. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Hinch, you are over mate.
By the way, she says her 'haul' was from this new store, hence the surprise messages for her sheep scattered around.
So what that really means is she won't have paid for any of that crap she's shared on her stories earlier.


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Can't we somehow get this screenshot as thread title. Forever .

 

[ilovepizza21]

Come on soph what was the suprise I'm guessing a bunch of wankers kissing your arse

 

[Swedish chef]

So it looks like she responded initially but has now deleted the comment entirely.
The funny thing is that the vast majority of comments on that reel are saying “I’ve followed you from day one”, “I’ve followed you for years”, “I’ve followed you since before Ronnie was born”, “I’ve followed you since Covid”.
If she wants us to believe that she’s getting thousands of new followers every week, where the fuck are they?
Just over 800 comments on that reel out of nearly 5 million followers and all of them have been around for at least the last 4 years.
Where are the other 4.8 million bots sheep?

The I don't use a filter hunazzzzzzz is on the look fucktastic IG page.