Mrs Hinch #69 🎄 is coming, goose is getting fat, So is Hinch’s bank balance, buy her eBay tat!

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I think she was trying to be cute and endearing with those stories last night. Little old me, in my little car, looking at the cute little houses with the cute little people in. She does the 'maybe I'm strange' thing a lot, but usually when something actually isn't that strange at all (like staying in on the weekend rather than going out partying, or wanting a quick and efficient way to apply foundation) . And she totally missed the mark last night because she came across as rather odd and completely narcissistic
 
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Explains why shes desperate to go down the lifestyle/ mummy route! Shes finally had her day as being a cleaner. Wonder if she'll get dropped by P&G soon?
P&G deal will have an end date possibly year end maybe it’s not being renewed, I’ve noticed they have green washed a lot of products to eco refillable so she’s not going to fit the profile so I think she is getting desperate that her 15 mins maybe up. 2018/19 was all the grey homes and cleaners I think 2020 will be much more sustainable living, lower carbon footprint and let’s face it that’s just not Sophie! The yummy mummy prototype is pretty crowded and she’s now stuck as Mrs Hinch I think she’s going to be a victim of her own success ultimately and trying to push Jamie to insta won’t work either he’s too meh

she should take a proper break enjoy her baby and live her life without having to try to engage 2.9m people half of whom are bots, the rest are made up of people watching for the downfall and those that are verging on stalkers.

On the lounge suits. What happens if everyone returns them for sizing there hasn’t been an influx of pics of them being worn like there was with the books, has she revealed the 30K figure prematurely?
 
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They donate ONE nappy for each PACK sold? Is that meant to be a selling point?! One nappy?! When they're paying her to promote it?
 
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I particularly enjoy her reams and reams of lies “for everyone asking”. Who actually gives a fucking fat fuck. And the lie of “I’m so glad I’m not the only one”. Out of all the people I know, family, friends, colleagues, neighbours, not once, not ONCE have they said they drive round in the dark looking at peoples houses. Back in the day that was referred to as “casing the joint”. Is she gonna break in so she can get more stuffs she doesnts needs. (See wharra did there’s)

Then we get to that awkward awful video with her baby. The prodding and the touching of the ear. It’s the pressy prodders that state “this is mine”.Id love to see her stimulate him properly, reading a colourful book, playing with colourful bricks and little puzzles. Makes me really sad actually.
 
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Why does she use the old granny filter on everything??!

I don’t really know what she properly looks like, for someone who puts so much effort in their appearance (makeup, fillers, fake hair, fake tan) why does she hide herself so much?
 
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If she thinks it's ok to sit outside peoples houses pondering if they're one of her "guyyyyyys" does that then mean it is now fair game for her "guyyyyys" to turn up at gifted HQ, tag her in their stories whilst sat outside to confirm that they are infact one of her "guyyyys"?


I hope this happens.
 
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They donate ONE nappy for each PACK sold? Is that meant to be a selling point?! One nappy?! When they're paying her to promote it?
That’s what I was coming on to say! One pack bought = 1 NAPPY???? That seems a ridiculously low amount.

I’m surprised she hasn’t started copying Staceys stories with Rex tbh, she really engages him as they are both looking into the camera, So he can see him Mum in it, rather than Rex looking at a camera. Although she does it multiple times a day every day
But that would mean Hinch would have to drop the filter, and she’s way too vain for that!
 

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1. Who the hell sits in the car on a Saturday night to go buy juice? Fair enough maybe medicine, you ran out of calpol or something, but juice??

2.i think she's been telling porkies again, she's sitting on her driveway recording that.

3.that behaviour last night was just not normal. I actually feel a bit sorry for her. I'll rather be right in my head than sell myself online like she does
 
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Why does she use the old granny filter on everything??!

I don’t really know what she properly looks like, for someone who puts so much effort in their appearance (makeup, fillers, fake hair, fake tan) why does she hide herself so much?
Because we would see the pound signs behind her eyes!!!
She clearly has issues. I was once a follower, then I see her for what she was. It’s didn’t take me long. Her little boy is gorgeous but it worries me how he is always laid down. I know we only see tiny snippets of her day. But if she wants to see herself as a role model mum then she needs to do more than lay him down and poke him with her horrid hands.
She never replies to nice messages, what made me unfollow was I had sent her a few nice messages and she would only ever talk about the negative one’s. Made me see her for what she really is, a Money grabbing attention seeking woman. Who only cares about herself.
 
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I don’t follow her. I have never bought into the Hinch thing since seeing her on This Morning and feeling no affinity with her (she hasn’t been back so I’m guessing they didn’t either). But I just watched her stories and OMG. I mean WHAT? Why does she use that filter? What is with the creepy claw on baby thing? What is with the blatant promotion of nappies that are ruining the earth? Are we supposed to identify with her? Like her? Feel sorry for her? Want to be her. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
 
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One nappy per pack. For such a global company that’s a ridiculously small amount. Plus I’m assuming she will get % from that swipe up. I’d have some respect for her if she donated her fee to the cause as well.

Anything she does for charity involves zero work for her, it’s all funded by other people with just a little story from her.
 
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I’ve just looked on the pampers website and it’s correct, one PACK of nappies bought at Asda and pampers will donate ONE SINGLE NAPPY!!! That is outrageous. Why not one pack for one pack??
Which will probably equate to the amount it cost them to pay Grinch’s AD fee, when you consider how cheap it must be to manufacture ONE nappy.

Arseholes.
 
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The Pampers she uses for Ronnie won't do anything to benefit the cause. It is for every pack BOUGHT!! She doesn't buy them
 
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I’ve just looked on the pampers website and it’s correct, one PACK of nappies bought at Asda and pampers will donate ONE SINGLE NAPPY!!! That is outrageous. Why not one pack for one pack??
Also Pampers aren't doing this out of the goodness of their heart. They will just add the cost of the gifted nappy onto the cost of a full pack. Plus those nappies are so tiny they must cost a fraction of the cost of a full sized nappy to produce.
So, much like Sophie, they make out that they are giving to a worthwhile cause when in fact it's the consumer that is paying for the gift.
 
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