Mrs Hinch #689 She’ll do anything for cash, even having gash rash

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notsuchaninstahun

Bet she’s sat with one of her poxy notebooks writing everything down watching ‘Inside Our Autistic Minds’ on BBC2.
Rubbing her grabby claws together whilst jimbob has pound signs in his eyes.

in fact ETA an early thread suggestion
‘Inside sopha’s acoustic mind, all you’ll see is bots and pound signs’
 
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fannysjohnny

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It's an old one,never been upgraded since sophs rise to fame-definitely a range rover-best Mr Owl slows down on that corner,he might take in a bit more! I think it's Al's old company car-shows how little he thinks of new money.
 
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Wize Owl

fannysjohnny said:
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It's an old one,never been upgraded since sophs rise to fame-definitely a range rover-best Mr Owl slows down on that corner,he might take in a bit more! I think it's Al's old company car-shows how little he thinks of new money.
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Mr Owl was driving carefully actually as it was raining, it was Weepy that needs to slow down as he came hurtling out of the driveway and nearly into the side of us. Perhaps Weepy might recall being shouted at to get his eyes tested. Pity the Emporium isn’t being converted into a SpecSavers, he could have gone there…
 
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fannysjohnny

Therealist said:
she’s not autistic, she’s delusional. With the people around her just going along with it, she’ll never grow or change
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The only problem she has with acoustics is the sound of Fiddle's screechings echoing round her family home (s) when she was young
 
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Tootle Pip Wiz

If she had another baby I wonder if this monstrosity would get wheeled out again? Yanno, the deathtrap on wheels that Ronnie was squashed in to until he was about 18 months old then Lenor had the privilege of being in it when he came along. Horrid looking thing it was, never mind being dangerous too.


 
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notsuchaninstahun

I mean, we can’t really blame Al for his actions, I’d be hurtling out of anywhere containing that much wanker at one time
 
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Wize Owl

notsuchaninstahun said:
I mean, we can’t really blame Al for his actions, I’d be hurtling out of anywhere containing that much wanker at one time
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If I had Fiddle sat next to me I’d be hurtling everywhere. Bet she was chewing his ear off for something, old battle-axe.
 
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Rach8456

Blessed be the tea makers

I fucked off on holiday for a week and she’s still not done a single solitary thing of interest. I might slide on over to wee Mario for some action ….,
 
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purplethesurple

Interesting, thank you
 
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AllieBee

Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?
 
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fannysjohnny

AllieBee said:
Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?
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She's 5 or maybe 6 yrs older than him.I'm assume they both own it but because of her shenanigans prior to Soph's rise to fame he purposely downgradded and I wonder if he stipulated changes then?
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AllieBee said:
Blimey I thought Fiddles was over 70, she's not aged well! He looks very old too. Does he own the house, or is it hers too?
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She needs a new haircut-the 80's called and want it back
 
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anniemouse

Wize Owl said:
If I had Fiddle sat next to me I’d be hurtling everywhere. Bet she was chewing his ear off for something, old battle-axe.
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It would be like a car chase scene in a movie where the bad guy has jumped from their car into the other car and they’re trying to shake them off the side
 
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bellaboo1983

When I last saw him in Maldon, he was driving an old Mercedes and he looked well, just tired. Did wonder why his millionaire daughter hasn't bought her dad a new car but maybe he didn't want one.
 
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12inchthinbase

I wonder what she would do if we stopped these threads.. I often feel like she gets most of her content ideas from us, she certainly wouldn't be able to cover her tracks so well if it wasn't for us calling her out on her stupidity as I don't think she'd notice the inconsistencies like we do!

Maybe thread 700 could be an entire thread dedicated to things that are more interesting/relatable than Hinch?

I'll start..
1) Thrush
 
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Wize Owl

bellaboo1983 said:
When I last saw him in Maldon, he was driving an old Mercedes and he looked well, just tired. Did wonder why his millionaire daughter hasn't bought her dad a new car but maybe he didn't want one.
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I suggested Mercedes to Mr Owl, we both weren’t sure on the make to be honessssscht, just a big car. I like Weepy, I hope he’s happy/content in his Workshop. I still think we should free him and the brown camel Blessh’their’arrrts.
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2) Flatulence
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

I won’t mention Gregg as he’s received pretty bad press regarding his son.

However, I totally concur that madam should be grateful for the happy and healthy lads she has. I’ve got a mate with a non verbal boy, he’s still in nappies at 9yo. He is loved, adored and cared for, but my pal isn’t stupid, she knows that she can’t be his caregiver forever, what happens then?! It’s apples and oranges when it comes down to genuinely serious situations. Sorry if this offends/triggers
 
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LilPinkie

Tell me you read Tattle without telling me you read Tattle. She’s hilarious!!
 
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