Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 😂

[HinchesSousChef]

I attended a small business conference yesterday hosted by Theo Paphitis it’s very inspiring, SS was the keynote speaker, she absolutely nailed it. A real behind the scenes champion of small business, she does all this with no credit to herself. Sofa Hunch is an absolute parasite compared to her tend bestie. So many business people left with a lot of respect for her. She spoke eloquently and with knowledge, she took questions from lots of people and really made a lot of friends. She makes Sofa look like the narcissistic tend anxiety ridden leech that she is. She will be back from her “family time” with more useless content of camels, fat dogs and using her kids for money. when Will the sheep ditch their cult leader and see her for what she is. A self centered saleswoman, and not a very good one at that.

This makes me happy. You I just know that if Hinch has ever the opportunity to do something like this it would be ALL ABOUT HER. It would be all about what she was going to wear; her hair; her make up; a BTS reel of makeup kid prodding her with a brush; lots of anxiety posts about stepping out of her comfort zone; a final LETS GOOO; then Jamie gushing about how brave and inspirational she is. None of it would be about the small businesses or even the content of her speech.
trollomon downplays it; wears something causal yet on trend and authentic to her brand; I can imagine she did speak well. She’s not an idiot.
I bet this is partly why the Hinches went away for half term. “Why wasn’t you there soph? You DESERV this” “Ahh thanks beautiful but we was on holiday and couldn’t make it”. Sure.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Went to the zoo and saw some alpacas close up. They are ugly, filthy and these ones were tiny in comparison to her beasts. I’d never let my children anywhere near them!!
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This makes me happy. You I just know that if Hinch has ever the opportunity to do something like this it would be ALL ABOUT HER. It would be all about what she was going to wear; her hair; her make up; a BTS reel of makeup kid prodding her with a brush; lots of anxiety posts about stepping out of her comfort zone; a final LETS GOOO; then Jamie gushing about how brave and inspirational she is. None of it would be about the small businesses or even the content of her speech.
trollomon downplays it; wears something causal yet on trend and authentic to her brand; I can imagine she did speak well. She’s not an idiot.
I bet this is partly why the Hinches went away for half term. “Why wasn’t you there soph? You DESERV this” “Ahh thanks beautiful but we was on holiday and couldn’t make it”. Sure.

Probably one of the many reasons SSS has distanced herself. It’s very draining being with people who only think about themselves and ironically, SSS was probably bored or spending time with Hinch who is too dumb to know anything about anything!

 

[IrishCatlady]

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I attended a small business conference yesterday hosted by Theo Paphitis it’s very inspiring, SS was the keynote speaker, she absolutely nailed it. A real behind the scenes champion of small business, she does all this with no credit to herself. Sofa Hunch is an absolute parasite compared to her tend bestie. So many business people left with a lot of respect for her. She spoke eloquently and with knowledge, she took questions from lots of people and really made a lot of friends. She makes Sofa look like the narcissistic tend anxiety ridden leech that she is. She will be back from her “family time” with more useless content of camels, fat dogs and using her kids for money. when Will the sheep ditch their cult leader and see her for what she is. A self centered saleswoman, and not a very good one at that.

bet Ymu try and get Hinch to attend these types of events and she runs a mile. She seems to have lost her boss babe confidence we’ve seen in previous early videos

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Hinch could never ever speak at a business type conference because she is too thick.
People might say, ahh but she's 'business smart'.
Is she? Not at all.
Her vocabulary is that of a 12 year old (apologies in advance to the articulate 12 yr olds out there) and she has NOTHING to talk about. Pretending she's paid for unnecessary crap from budget stores? Discussing her non existent home range? Adding her name to yet another fabric softener?
Not exactly inspiring for any small business owner.
And as for taking questions, can you imagine? Jimbob holding her hand on stage and Freda heckling from the audience telling anyone who asks a question that they're jealous.
I'm not surprised at all that SSS has distanced herself from Hinch. She is far too negative and SSS wants to portray happy, carefree and confidence.

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Hinch couldn’t possibly attend any meetings that consisted of anyone else other than her and a tripod

 

[BeeHappy]

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bet Ymu try and get Hinch to attend these types of events and she runs a mile. She seems to have lost her boss babe confidence we’ve seen in previous early videos

I’m not even sure it’s her losing her confidence. I think she’s just lazy. She can’t be bothered to do her research, and that’s why her #ads are so terrible. She’ll show a product that she “just loves” but never gives any information about the ingredients, what it smells like, what it feels like, how to use it. She just wants to sit on her arse doing the bare minimum and watch the money roll in!

 

[nickgrimshaw]

I see I’ve missed absolutely nothing in the 5 days spent away from this thread

Could we have a poll at the start of the next one to see where all of us nusties ended up migrating to while this witch has been awol? Be curious to see which threads we all move over to when the inevitable demise of Hinch arrives.

I’ve found myself over on the Ashley James thread - she rivals Hinch in levels of narcissism and neglectful parenting.
Also a bit on Miss Greedy / Trolloman threads but they are pretty dull in comparison. The downright hilarious nusty hens on here are what make this thread worth reading.

 

[teshhco-tart]

Hinch could NEVER talk at a business conference because all she has said for years is 'I have no idea how this happened to little old me' and her only advice to people is 'keep believing and don't let trollz drag you down'.

Imagine being asked how do you grow an online presence with social media :'I have no idea how it happened, I pinch myself everyday'

SSS speaks openly about business and on her posts she also uses the words 'I chose to promote this brand' rather than sopha lying and saying 'I bought this for years' to give her sheep the illusion that she has no financial gain in pushing them to buy tat.

 

[Alfie1234]

I attended a small business conference yesterday hosted by Theo Paphitis it’s very inspiring, SS was the keynote speaker, she absolutely nailed it. A real behind the scenes champion of small business, she does all this with no credit to herself. Sofa Hunch is an absolute parasite compared to her tend bestie. So many business people left with a lot of respect for her. She spoke eloquently and with knowledge, she took questions from lots of people and really made a lot of friends. She makes Sofa look like the narcissistic tend anxiety ridden leech that she is. She will be back from her “family time” with more useless content of camels, fat dogs and using her kids for money. when Will the sheep ditch their cult leader and see her for what she is. A self centered saleswoman, and not a very good one at that.

Awesome Saint Stacey strikes again, meanwhile she’s exploiting her children, fleecing her followers and lining her pockets at all their expenses, but so long as she’s not Hinch she must be okay. What a load of bollocks you’ve fallen for.

 

[Beige_hare]

Went to the zoo and saw some alpacas close up. They are ugly, filthy and these ones were tiny in comparison to her beasts. I’d never let my children anywhere near them!!

I saw a tik tok yesterday of a woman who runs a small holding and she showed the reality of owning alpacas. One of them was continually mounting a sheep (probably the same size as Henners) and she was running around the muddy field trying to prize the alpaca off the sheep, and stop 2 others fighting by having to segregate them in different fields. She was muddy, knackered, swearing and it did NOT look anything how Grinch tries to portray. Our Sloff 100% has zero input with looking after those beasts

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Ok nusties. Will we be rewarded for our patience during the absolute snoozefest that’s been her holiday today?!!
anyone want to place their bingos now?!
im going with
Boyssssssz misbehaved on the plane, travelling with 2 toddlers is so hard.
the holiday was just magical
So grateful blah blah
We lavved it so much, My mum and sister managed to get into the same hotel at the last minute.
so grateful
Plinky plonky music
Family time, so magical.
they just lavved it.
something about human/animal tit.
Get your bingo counters ready hunnayz

 

[welshgirl2021]

I personally find the comparison & raving about SS on this thread grating!

 

[Alfie1234]

I personally find the comparison & raving about SS on this thread grating!

drives me mad, just jog on to her thread and talk about her there, she’s as big a twit as Hinch, just a better business woman and not as lazy. Quite frankly I don’t get the obsession with her.
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I’m not even sure it’s her losing her confidence. I think she’s just lazy. She can’t be bothered to do her research, and that’s why her #ads are so terrible. She’ll show a product that she “just loves” but never gives any information about the ingredients, what it smells like, what it feels like, how to use it. She just wants to sit on her arse doing the bare minimum and watch the money roll in!

100% lazy and used to having people do stuff for her.

 

[mrs.m1974]

Ok nusties. Will we be rewarded for our patience during the absolute snoozefest that’s been her holiday today?!!
anyone want to place their bingos now?!
im going with
Boyssssssz misbehaved on the plane, travelling with 2 toddlers is so hard.
the holiday was just magical
So grateful blah blah
We lavved it so much, My mum and sister managed to get into the same hotel at the last minute.
so grateful
Plinky plonky music
Family time, so magical.
they just lavved it.
something about human/animal tit.
Get your bingo counters ready hunnayz

And not forgetting how much she missed Audrey and the fugly camels…….lol

 

[WendyW]

SS same as Hinch in my opinion. Very little talent, no real use to society, thick as duck and sounds it, uses her kid’s privacy for content and pretends she’s ‘just like us’. Only difference is she’s not quite as lazy and is getting better gigs, which sometimes, show her in a better light. They both need cancelling.

 

[anniemouse]

Ok nusties. Will we be rewarded for our patience during the absolute snoozefest that’s been her holiday today?!!
anyone want to place their bingos now?!
im going with
Boyssssssz misbehaved on the plane, travelling with 2 toddlers is so hard.
the holiday was just magical
So grateful blah blah
We lavved it so much, My mum and sister managed to get into the same hotel at the last minute.
so grateful
Plinky plonky music
Family time, so magical.
they just lavved it.
something about human/animal tit.
Get your bingo counters ready hunnayz

Pornographic reunion with Audrey

 

[Daintycomet]

I personally find the comparison & raving about SS on this thread grating!

It's hard not to compare them. Stacey and Hinch compete in the same market and as much as you think it's raving about her, Stacey is absolutely killing it in comparison. Stacey is also flogging tat and exploiting her children but she does it in a less obvious way. She's build a brand on being relatable, without being relatable, and the impression of sweet, honest and ditsy. Her biggest selling point is consistency. I can't fault her for how she's manipulated the market even if I don't agree with it.
Hinch just can't match it, she's a chameleon who tries to morph into whoever she's friends with or following at that time. Hinch should've stuck with what made her famous in grey skull as I think she'd still be in huge demand. She got too big for her boots too quickly and didn't take the opportunities given to her.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Nah, she's still online as she unfollowed some lucky soul ...
And I wonder how many bots she had to buy to show an increase of 9. Lots of bums and tits in her recent follows as usual.

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Most of her follow list is bums and boobs. I would be so ashamed if my follow list looked like that.

 

[anniemouse]

Hinch wants the money and deals to just land in her lap, she thinks she’s the big name and thinks she doesn’t need to make any effort. Stacey (as much as she exploits her kids too) you can’t deny that she works with her TV show and her Asda deal. I think that’s why they get compared so much. Stacey puts in the work to get the life Hinch wants.

I mean Taylor Swift is a massive name and she works hard to be successful and doesn’t need to buy followers

 

[springheeledyeti]

Pornographic reunion with Audrey

That was gonna be my addition groping Henners on the sofa