Mrs Hinch #686 Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.

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Hate, and I mean fucking hate to defend her, she is, a dickhead of the highest order. BUT my restaurant does do vegetarian Parmesan (no rennet) for veggie pastas. I’ll see myself out. Sorry.

Just wanted to add, if she wasn’t such a knob she would have specified if that was the case, knowing there would be speculation, but she’s a total prick so obvs hasn’t, as she just loves people talking about her.
 
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So he buys her lovely flowers and a jumper(?), she buys herself a hairy beaver and pretends he did cos she's sad and thinks she's funny....and Jamie gets a shop bought less than £5 dry chocolate cake. Sound
 
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Only Jamie would buy her what? A bunch of flowers? What am I missing?

was there even risotto on that menu?

shes boring as shit ghuyyyysh. Boring as a big old steaming pile of shit.
 
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So he buys her lovely flowers and a jumper(?), she buys herself a hairy beaver and pretends he did cos she's sad and thinks she's funny....and Jamie gets a shop bought less than £5 dry chocolate cake. Sound
Don’t forget the wedding photo!
 
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If Jamie DID buy the hairy beaver 🦫 plant pot thing, I think it was meant for Freda but ol grabby claws found it first
 
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I mean, you claim you collect your chicken‘s eggs. But unless you film yourself doing it whilst shouting “who even am I?”, before posting it on Insta, then I’m afraid it doesn’t happen!
 
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Or she isn't veggie at all so hasn't even given a thought to what the parmesan looks like!
 
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Only Jamie would buy her what? A bunch of flowers? What am I missing?

was there even risotto on that menu?

shes boring as shit ghuyyyysh. Boring as a big old steaming pile of shit.
Sorry to quote mysheelllffff ghuyyysh but I just went to see what I’d missed and it was the not funny beaver

Also LOVING how she actually wished Jamie a Happy GALENTINES with her shit cake, and then had to do an edit to fix it

 
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My husband (favourite husband so far) didn’t post how much he loves me all over Insta this morning!! Should I get a divorce?!
 
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My husband (favourite husband so far) didn’t post how much he loves me all over Insta this morning!! Should I get a divorce?!
Nah he sounds quite normal. Looking at all this valentines shite all over Facebook makes me cringe! Especially now all the huns are doing it for their kids as well. Mine brought me flowers last week but we don't celebrate valentines, imo it's a load of commercialised hyped up nonsense!
 
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Has that cake been sitting there since she made it joking I know it's all
Pre record shit but seriously
She's so fiiickkkk she probably doesn't even know what rennet is.
Mr Curly doesn't even have any social media to show his undying love for me, so shall I kick him out and be done with it guyyyssscchhhhhh?!
We don't even bother now with valentines, but sweet to see my nearly 17 year old tend toddler go out for the day with her bf.
anyway I'm now off to my brothers, where I will go into his chicken coup and collect eggs and act like I've discovered a new island. Fucking melt. Whhhhhhat who am I!!
 
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I’ve just noticed I’m a muthafuckin VIP bitches!! Boss bitch!

I’d like to thank myself for all the hard work I do that NO ONE ELSE EVER HAS DONE, and I’d also like to thank little old me. Just can’t believe this happened ghuysssh, today of all days! I’m away to put my wedding dress on, pin my hair into a French Revolution style bow and eat a bag of sugar to celebrate.
HAPPY GALENTINES DAY you nussshty bunch!!!
 
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