Nah they're definitely Christmas pre-record bronzeSqueezing the chicken to death so we can’t see her nails but they are dark (like the panto) not shit colour or white. I spy pre record!
Ooooh what’s she listed and for how much??!!Didn’t happen! All the brand new toys she showed in the garage have been listed on marketplace by Fiddle!
Because she has such a long face that center part looks awful. Makes her look harsher than she already doesBird woman ofHome AloneMaldon is, at it again I see. Choking the chicken to death nearly too. I bet Inch would like her to choke his chicken.
And what the fuck is going on with that hair parting? Looks so greasy.
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Especially when her scalp is so greasy you could fry a portion of chips in the grease on it!Because she has such a long face that center part looks awful. Makes her look harsher than she already does
Mrs Hinch #683 Year twenty twenty four and Soph is still yet a bore - new thread title by the very excellent @Tootle Pip Wiz. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
As the last thread lasted for 742 years, the recap is looooooooong!
Sophie started off her New Year by setting a cleaning challenge for January, or “cleanuary” if you will…except it wasn’t a challenge as it lists things most people do regularly anyway (sort the laundry, clean the toilet, etc). Most of the useful/worthwhile tasks she included had been plagiarised from another cleaning influencer’s January challenge (which started on the 1st January - take note Hinch). New Year, definitely not new Soph!
She then made a reel of her and Inch “undecorating” the house, which basically involved them taking down her eleventy million Christmas trees and attempting to flog a decoration storage bag that she purchased from that small business AmaZON!
Sulky Soph then went in a mood over the trollsso had to visit Mummaz for a motivational chat along the lines of “don’t let them drag you down…you are exactly where you need to be…they’re so green…get well” or something similar.
Whilst there, Soph discovered that she “can’t cope” (what’s new?) over Fiddle reusing a personalised Hinch bottle. It’s unclear whether she couldn’t cope with the idea of someone being environmentally friendly and reusing something, or whether it was because her brand name was on a bottle of lenor! However, this shouldn’t surprise her as you can personalise anything these days, even tins of spaghetti hoops for your son’s Christmas present!
On Thursday, she treated us to a video of Audrey howling and said she’d taken him to the vet because she was concerned about him. Three things come to mind here. Firstly, the dog in a neurotic mess and that is down to the way the owner interacts with him. Secondly, take the fucking dog for a walk! It’s understimulated and bored and that’s probably another reason for the howling. And, lastly, like fuck did she take him to the vets. And, if she did, I hope she was told in no uncertain terms that the physically bad condition of that dog is down to neglect by the owners!
She then channelled her inner Nigella and decorated a shop bought cheesecake in a manner that even Lonnie could have done! She really is a lazy mare. I’m not a great cook but even I know that a cheesecake is one of the easiest dessert you can make and she has all the time in the world. Just goes to show how much she values her family if that’s all the effort she puts in.
Dogpie’s next “cleanuary challenge” is to fold and put away her laundry. This will take hours as she apparently leaves clothes all over the house - on the beds, on the floor, behind the doors. Messy cow! And does completing this part of the challenge so early in January mean that she won’t be washing, drying and sorting her laundry for the rest of the month?!
Sophie went prom dress shopping with Abi and Mamfa. She reminisced about her own prom dress, saying she never gets to wear dresses anymore. BullHinch. Unfortunately, the image of many of the dresses you’ve worn in the recent past is burned into the minds of these nusty trolls!
#couplesgoals Hinch and Inch had a game of Tattle. Oops, sorry, Tapple, before Dogpie and Fat Dog Slim cuddled up for a night of beastiality on the sofa!
She did a washing machine clean, which was minging considering she says she only did it in November!
Then is was back to exploiting the kids, with a picture of ‘Ronnie who is autistic’ as I’m sure she’s now calling him. What’s ups, Dogpie? Were your boring Cleanuary reels not getting enough likes?
Poor Mrs H was distraught when Jaymeeee (bless ‘is ‘art) tried to do the washing and ended up dying her favourite jumper, meaning she had to go crawling to that other pond life influencer, PTWM, for a new one. She then took a leaf out of her creepy mouth-breather husband’s book and did some covert filming of her cash cow children.
Another day, another cleanuary challenge. This time, Slopha was having a clear out for charity. Of course her permanent appendage Fiddle is with her. She calls it her getting shit done day. Very professional language for her business account!Mum and daughter were sitting in the garage having lunch…sschoop from Greggs because neither is capable of open a tin of Heinz and heating it up! Sophie said that the boot of the car was full of donations for the charity shop, which begs the questions what were all the new unopened toys still in the garage and why didn’t she donate before Christmas when many people could have benefited from them? Talk about rubbing the sheep’s faces in it during a cost of living crisis! And then, just to hammer home her privilege, she announced she’ll be going on holiday abroad in February! Can’t have BFF SSS one-upping her!
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“Choking the chicken”Bird woman ofHome AloneMaldon is, at it again I see. Choking the chicken to death nearly too. I bet Inch would like her to choke his chicken.
And what the fuck is going on with that hair parting? Looks so greasy.
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Search for her on companies house.Can anyone tell me the website used to check the Hinch Ltd business accounts? Is it free or have I just dreamt such a thing exists to be nosey
I'm putting my house up for sale next month and I've blitzed the kitchen & packed all the worktop crap/appliances away and I hate it. It's echoey and soulless. I loved the tidiness for a few days but now it's just grim. I couldn't live like that full time.That stupid ‘cleaning’ video just helps to further highlight how badly designed that kitchen is. That whole wall of nothing hut empty space. Anyone would think it was a moving out clean video, you know when you give the house a once over so the new owners don’t think your dirty scum. That’s how empty it is
She looks RIDICULOUSBird woman ofHome AloneMaldon is, at it again I see. Choking the chicken to death nearly too. I bet Inch would like her to choke his chicken.
And what the fuck is going on with that hair parting? Looks so greasy.
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Companies houseCan anyone tell me the website used to check the Hinch Ltd business accounts? Is it free or have I just dreamt such a thing exists to be nosey
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