Mrs Hinch #683 Year twenty twenty four and Soph is still yet a bore - new thread title by the very excellent @Tootle Pip Wiz 
. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
As the last thread lasted for 742 years, the recap is looooooooong!
Sophie started off her New Year by setting a cleaning challenge for January, or ācleanuaryā if you will
ā¦except it wasnāt a challenge as it lists things most people do regularly anyway (sort the laundry, clean the toilet, etc). Most of the useful/worthwhile tasks she included had been plagiarised from another cleaning influencerās January challenge (which started on the 1st January - take note Hinch). New Year, definitely not new Soph!
She then made a reel of her and Inch āundecoratingā the house, which basically involved them taking down her eleventy million Christmas trees and attempting to flog a decoration storage bag that she purchased from that small business AmaZON!
Sulky Soph then went in a mood over the trolls
so had to visit Mummaz for a motivational chat along the lines of ādonāt let them drag you downā¦you are exactly where you need to beā¦theyāre so greenā¦get wellā or something similar.
Whilst there, Soph discovered that she ācanāt copeā (whatās new?) over Fiddle reusing a personalised Hinch bottle. Itās unclear whether she couldnāt cope with the idea of someone being environmentally friendly and reusing something, or whether it was because her brand name was on a bottle of lenor! However, this shouldnāt surprise her as you can personalise anything these days, even tins of spaghetti hoops for your sonās Christmas present!
On Thursday, she treated us to a video of Audrey howling and said sheād taken him to the vet because she was concerned about him. Three things come to mind here. Firstly, the dog in a neurotic mess and that is down to the way the owner interacts with him. Secondly, take the bleeping dog for a walk! Itās understimulated and bored and thatās probably another reason for the howling. And, lastly, like duck did she take him to the vets. And, if she did, I hope she was told in no uncertain terms that the physically bad condition of that dog is down to neglect by the owners!
She then channelled her inner Nigella and decorated a shop bought cheesecake in a manner that even Lonnie could have done! She really is a lazy mare. Iām not a great cook but even I know that a cheesecake is one of the easiest dessert you can make and she has all the time in the world. Just goes to show how much she values her family if thatās all the effort she puts in.
Dogpieās next ācleanuary challengeā is to fold and put away her laundry. This will take hours as she apparently leaves clothes all over the house - on the beds, on the floor, behind the doors. Messy cow! And does completing this part of the challenge so early in January mean that she wonāt be washing, drying and sorting her laundry for the rest of the month?!
Sophie went prom dress shopping with Abi and Mamfa. She reminisced about her own prom dress, saying she never gets to wear dresses anymore. Bull
Hinch. Unfortunately, the image of many of the dresses youāve worn in the recent past is burned into the minds of these nusty trolls!
#couplesgoals Hinch and Inch had a game of Tattle. Oops, sorry, Tapple, before Dogpie and Fat Dog Slim cuddled up for a night of beastiality on the sofa!
She did a washing machine clean, which was minging considering she says she only did it in November!
Then is was back to exploiting the kids, with a picture of āRonnie who is autisticā as Iām sure sheās now calling him. Whatās ups, Dogpie? Were your boring Cleanuary reels not getting enough likes?
Poor Mrs H was distraught when Jaymeeee (bless āis āart) tried to do the washing and ended up dying her favourite jumper, meaning she had to go crawling to that other pond life influencer, PTWM, for a new one. She then took a leaf out of her creepy mouth-breather husbandās book and did some covert filming of her cash cow children.
Another day, another cleanuary challenge. This time, Slopha was having a clear out for charity. Of course her permanent appendage Fiddle is with her. She calls it her getting tit done day. Very professional language for her business account! Mum and daughter were sitting in the garage having lunchā¦sschoop from Greggs because neither is capable of open a tin of Heinz and heating it up! Sophie said that the boot of the car was full of donations for the charity shop, which begs the questions what were all the new unopened toys still in the garage and why didnāt she donate before Christmas when many people could have benefited from them? Talk about rubbing the sheepās faces in it during a cost of living crisis! And then, just to hammer home her privilege, she announced sheāll be going on holiday abroad in February! Canāt have BFF SSS one-upping her!
Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read for newbies, lurkers or thr plain curious!
. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.As the last thread lasted for 742 years, the recap is looooooooong!
Sophie started off her New Year by setting a cleaning challenge for January, or ācleanuaryā if you will
ā¦except it wasnāt a challenge as it lists things most people do regularly anyway (sort the laundry, clean the toilet, etc). Most of the useful/worthwhile tasks she included had been plagiarised from another cleaning influencerās January challenge (which started on the 1st January - take note Hinch). New Year, definitely not new Soph!She then made a reel of her and Inch āundecoratingā the house, which basically involved them taking down her eleventy million Christmas trees and attempting to flog a decoration storage bag that she purchased from that small business AmaZON!
Sulky Soph then went in a mood over the trolls
so had to visit Mummaz for a motivational chat along the lines of ādonāt let them drag you downā¦you are exactly where you need to beā¦theyāre so greenā¦get wellā or something similar.Whilst there, Soph discovered that she ācanāt copeā (whatās new?) over Fiddle reusing a personalised Hinch bottle. Itās unclear whether she couldnāt cope with the idea of someone being environmentally friendly and reusing something, or whether it was because her brand name was on a bottle of lenor! However, this shouldnāt surprise her as you can personalise anything these days, even tins of spaghetti hoops for your sonās Christmas present!
On Thursday, she treated us to a video of Audrey howling and said sheād taken him to the vet because she was concerned about him. Three things come to mind here. Firstly, the dog in a neurotic mess and that is down to the way the owner interacts with him. Secondly, take the bleeping dog for a walk! Itās understimulated and bored and thatās probably another reason for the howling. And, lastly, like duck did she take him to the vets. And, if she did, I hope she was told in no uncertain terms that the physically bad condition of that dog is down to neglect by the owners!
She then channelled her inner Nigella and decorated a shop bought cheesecake in a manner that even Lonnie could have done! She really is a lazy mare. Iām not a great cook but even I know that a cheesecake is one of the easiest dessert you can make and she has all the time in the world. Just goes to show how much she values her family if thatās all the effort she puts in.
Dogpieās next ācleanuary challengeā is to fold and put away her laundry. This will take hours as she apparently leaves clothes all over the house - on the beds, on the floor, behind the doors. Messy cow! And does completing this part of the challenge so early in January mean that she wonāt be washing, drying and sorting her laundry for the rest of the month?!
Sophie went prom dress shopping with Abi and Mamfa. She reminisced about her own prom dress, saying she never gets to wear dresses anymore. Bull
Hinch. Unfortunately, the image of many of the dresses youāve worn in the recent past is burned into the minds of these nusty trolls! #couplesgoals Hinch and Inch had a game of Tattle. Oops, sorry, Tapple, before Dogpie and Fat Dog Slim cuddled up for a night of beastiality on the sofa!
She did a washing machine clean, which was minging considering she says she only did it in November!
Then is was back to exploiting the kids, with a picture of āRonnie who is autisticā as Iām sure sheās now calling him. Whatās ups, Dogpie? Were your boring Cleanuary reels not getting enough likes?
Poor Mrs H was distraught when Jaymeeee (bless āis āart) tried to do the washing and ended up dying her favourite jumper, meaning she had to go crawling to that other pond life influencer, PTWM, for a new one. She then took a leaf out of her creepy mouth-breather husbandās book and did some covert filming of her cash cow children.
Another day, another cleanuary challenge. This time, Slopha was having a clear out for charity. Of course her permanent appendage Fiddle is with her. She calls it her getting tit done day. Very professional language for her business account!
Mum and daughter were sitting in the garage having lunchā¦sschoop from Greggs because neither is capable of open a tin of Heinz and heating it up! Sophie said that the boot of the car was full of donations for the charity shop, which begs the questions what were all the new unopened toys still in the garage and why didnāt she donate before Christmas when many people could have benefited from them? Talk about rubbing the sheepās faces in it during a cost of living crisis! And then, just to hammer home her privilege, she announced sheāll be going on holiday abroad in February! Canāt have BFF SSS one-upping her!Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read for newbies, lurkers or thr plain curious!
Its a poxy insta reel not a Hollywood blockbuster where they have to retake all the time.
I will forever more refer to soup as sschoop and will never been scheeeen again in Maldonia Greggsā¦. ever! 
