Hasn't she done this outfit before? Oversized blazer and tights - I bet she was wearing her Cruella D'evil stilettos on her tiny footz too. Awful then and awful now. Don't get me started on the fat mutt - of-bleeping-course he featured.
Mrs Hinch #679 Forget the Elf, leave Hinch on the shelf
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Hasn't she done this outfit before? Oversized blazer and tights - I bet she was wearing her Cruella D'evil stilettos on her tiny footz too. Awful then and awful now. Don't get me started on the fat mutt - of-bleeping-course he featured.
When she turns her boxxy head to the side, her cheeks are so puffy that her eyes sink right in and her beak is just this pointy thing plopped on her face. She's had some dodgyyyyy filler. She's looking old.
She can play the whole I hate photos getting took, she loves herself. She absolutely loves herself
She can play the whole I hate photos getting took, she loves herself. She absolutely loves herself
The whole “Shoot” is cringe and I have secondhand embarrassment for her that she’s been upstaged by Hennerz 
Bless’is’arrrt, he’s been biding his time to get one up on her for the lack of walks 
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Bless’is’arrrt, he’s been biding his time to get one up on her for the lack of walks
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I think she’s trying to replicate her “original” shoot from a few years ago. In her head that’s when she looked her absolute best and she’s got zero imagination so is just buying the same clothes she wore then. Says a lot that she’s not been assigned a stylist.
She probably got the clothes out of her mummaz wardrobe, it’s what Fiddle wore in the early 90s when driving back and forth past tend farm
Hey Soph, the 80s called, they want their wardrobe back! Swear I’ve got pictures of my Mum rocking this exact same look when I was in primary school.
Pretty sure my mum wore it in red for all important family events in the late 80s.
Henners looks drugged.
Two hours in and only a 100k likes out of 4.7 m “followers”? Ouch
Two hours in and only a 100k likes out of 4.7 m “followers”? Ouch
VP saying Its the best she’s ever looked
This shoot has achieved one thing and one thing only. Clarifying the fact you cannot polish a turd.
Getting her hair and make done and taking photos is not work well for these insta cunts it isGot her off her arse and working for a change
OMG they could be twins!!!!!!
I don’t think my Mum has ever worn anything red in her entire life. She lives in black, grey, cream and beige with maybe the occasional pastel thrown in if she’s feeling adventurous
Wow, a thread title. How did this happen to lil old me??!! Maybe I should organise a photo shoot of me me me to celebrate??!! Thank you nusty trolls.Mrs Hinch #679 Forget the Elf - Leave Hinch on the Shelf. new title courtesy of @The Green Triangle
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My round up of the last thread won’t be chiefs kiss like @Wize Owl’s but here’s a recap:
Hinch had tomato soup with Mummaz from Greggs despite having 7824 tins at home.
She put up a Christmas garland on the stairs which looks like a uterus.
She hinted at big things to come, which turned out to be 2 new fragrances. Aeu de wet camel, anyone??
Elf on the shelf is back and is now called David. Elf activity has been sporadic, but mainly consists of her screaming at the boys when they try and touch it. On day two, the Elf tried to climb the Xmas tree using tins of beans. Is she trying to get a collab with Heinz!!
She took part in an Azaylia ad but forgot to tell her sheep about it straight away as she was so excited to look at old pictures of herself in OK magazine!
After a couple of days off, Sophie was back with a reel of her decorated tree in the satsumary. Lucky she put it up because that night she couldn’t sleep so she sat up and had a chat with it! She should try looking at her own Instagram feed. That’ll put her to sleep!
Another boring noths ad with some £40 see through pjs for the boyzzzz. To make room for them she appears to have rehomed the noths advent calendars at Maldon tip.
Followers were treated to a Xmas tree Q&A where she refuses to name the secret local garden centre - because they didn’t give her a freebie?!
A couple more elf updates, including one of Elf having aon the toilet and her snapping at Ron when he rightly says “that’s not poo it’s chocolate” and the attempted murder of David when the other toys threw him down the stairs!
She’s started her ‘pre-Christmas clean’ on the 5th December..but early, Soph!!
And finally, announced that she would be taking Thursday off (as if she doesn’t every week) because she’s having a photoshoot at Not a Farm, and she’s worried about not being sexy!
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Neutral colours, plain backgrounds, nothing seasonal, they’re just new generic headshots for her agents they’re not specifically for any new, exciting advertising campaign. She’s got nothing in the pipeline.
The ones with the dog and the camels were probably at her request and they’re the ones she’ll have printed on tea towels and Christmas baubles and Popsa books fifty thousand times in the next few months.
The ones with the dog and the camels were probably at her request and they’re the ones she’ll have printed on tea towels and Christmas baubles and Popsa books fifty thousand times in the next few months.
Am I missing something here, what the duck was that photo shoot all about???? She never even said why she got dressed up for photos. 
Am I being thick or what as I don't understand the point of all the fuss?
Am I being thick or what as I don't understand the point of all the fuss?
Lmaooooo yess it looks like she went to her glam team n said please try your best to make me look like this.
They had an impossible task but can tell they tried
Ahhh I've got it, she's making a promo reel for an animal porn film. 
She shags that barrel more than she shags Inch. Wouldn't put it past her. Instead of Only Fans it'll be Only Ruffs.
She shags that barrel more than she shags Inch. Wouldn't put it past her. Instead of Only Fans it'll be Only Ruffs.
Shame she's too embarrassed to mention you were proactively doing something for charity, she might have publicly supported you if you had eye f£cked yourself whilst in a hoodie.
God she's aged
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