Mrs Hinch #679 Forget the Elf - Leave Hinch on the Shelf. new title courtesy of @The Green Triangle 
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My round up of the last thread wonāt be chiefs kiss like @Wize Owlās but hereās a recap:
Hinch had tomato soup with Mummaz from Greggs despite having 7824 tins at home.
She put up a Christmas garland on the stairs which looks like a uterus.
She hinted at big things to come, which turned out to be 2 new fragrances. Aeu de wet camel, anyone??
Elf on the shelf is back and is now called David. Elf activity has been sporadic, but mainly consists of her screaming at the boys when they try and touch it. On day two, the Elf tried to climb the Xmas tree using tins of beans. Is she trying to get a collab with Heinz!!
She took part in an Azaylia ad but forgot to tell her sheep about it straight away as she was so excited to look at old pictures of herself in OK magazine!
After a couple of days off, Sophie was back with a reel of her decorated tree in the satsumary. Lucky she put it up because that night she couldnāt sleep so she sat up and had a chat with it! She should try looking at her own Instagram feed. Thatāll put her to sleep!
Another boring noths ad with some Ā£40 see through pjs for the boyzzzz. To make room for them she appears to have rehomed the noths advent calendars at Maldon tip.
Followers were treated to a Xmas tree Q&A where she refuses to name the secret local garden centre - because they didnāt give her a freebie?!
A couple more elf updates, including one of Elf having a
on the toilet and her snapping at Ron when he rightly says āthatās not poo itās chocolateā and the attempted murder of David when the other toys threw him down the stairs!
Sheās started her āpre-Christmas cleanā on the 5th December..but early, Soph!!
And finally, announced that she would be taking Thursday off (as if she doesnāt every week) because sheās having a photoshoot at Not a Farm, and sheās worried about not being sexy!
Wiki is pink button at the top. Thread 500 a must for newbies.
Thread suggestions taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
My round up of the last thread wonāt be chiefs kiss like @Wize Owlās but hereās a recap:
Hinch had tomato soup with Mummaz from Greggs despite having 7824 tins at home.
She put up a Christmas garland on the stairs which looks like a uterus.
She hinted at big things to come, which turned out to be 2 new fragrances. Aeu de wet camel, anyone??
Elf on the shelf is back and is now called David. Elf activity has been sporadic, but mainly consists of her screaming at the boys when they try and touch it. On day two, the Elf tried to climb the Xmas tree using tins of beans. Is she trying to get a collab with Heinz!!
She took part in an Azaylia ad but forgot to tell her sheep about it straight away as she was so excited to look at old pictures of herself in OK magazine!
After a couple of days off, Sophie was back with a reel of her decorated tree in the satsumary. Lucky she put it up because that night she couldnāt sleep so she sat up and had a chat with it! She should try looking at her own Instagram feed. Thatāll put her to sleep!
Another boring noths ad with some Ā£40 see through pjs for the boyzzzz. To make room for them she appears to have rehomed the noths advent calendars at Maldon tip.
Followers were treated to a Xmas tree Q&A where she refuses to name the secret local garden centre - because they didnāt give her a freebie?!
A couple more elf updates, including one of Elf having a
on the toilet and her snapping at Ron when he rightly says āthatās not poo itās chocolateā and the attempted murder of David when the other toys threw him down the stairs!Sheās started her āpre-Christmas cleanā on the 5th December..but early, Soph!!
And finally, announced that she would be taking Thursday off (as if she doesnāt every week) because sheās having a photoshoot at Not a Farm, and sheās worried about not being sexy!
Wiki is pink button at the top. Thread 500 a must for newbies.
