Mrs Hinch #671 Stacey’s gone all Dragon’s Den, while Hinch only has her Lakey 10

[Zofloragirl]

The over the top pronunciation is getting more and more bizarre.
Give it a bleeping rest you absolute head.


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It’s like very weird elocution lessons. Her voice has changed so much in the last year and she sounds increasingly deranged.
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Most of the south has drowned in rain and been blasted by storms. Has Maldon been dry and overcast all day? I rejoin she’s already at the Lakes and is pumping out pre records whilst Fiddle, Mamfa, the Nanny, the garden hand and the vet take care of the kids and animals.

 

[Picklelily]

Currently rewatching old episodes of Greys Anatomy and Rons really extremely rare motorbike disease has been mentioned

 

[mammaof3]

I really don’t want to be the nusty troll that adds to the FAQ’s:
Is she pregnant?
Who lives in her old house?
Have Soph and Stacey fallen out?

BUT
can someone remind me about size 5 futtttzzzz. I don’t remember, feel like it was olde mad ma trying her shoes on or some bullshit, but when did she actually say she was size 5, because surely, she’s so bleeping gargantuan she would blow over in a high wind?! She’s tall btw, add it to the wiki, she’s tall.

And that tall smug camel has replaced smug Henry, who god bleeping love him, has sad/old eyes, and I really hope she’s doing her best for him, she’s probably not, cos, famously a bleep, but, yeah, thoughts and prayers with Henners.

During a live with SSS in 2021, she said she had 5/6-sized feet. Soph is 5 feet 10.

Then months later her mum was spotted putting on her trainers. Fiddle is shorter.

So either Sofa does have small feet or her mum has clown feet to match Soph's canoes.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Her behaviour towards those alpacas is not normal at all. Her reactions on this story looks like someone who is high on sexual ecstacy.



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He probably gives her a better time than old knobrot-noknob so you’re probably bang on here

 

[CupForkStraw]

I have had a very long Monday, 2 glasses of prosecco and am SO close to replying to her story

"OH JUST FU*K OFF"

How can one human be so twatish. Maybe the adjective of hinching should be
Human who has hit the bottom

 

[tinypathers]

During a live with SSS in 2021, she said she had 5/6-sized feet. Soph is 5 feet 10.

Then months later her mum was spotted putting on her trainers. Fiddle is shorter.

So either Sofa does have small feet or her mum has clown feet to match Soph's canoes.


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On that recent declutter she said the Birkenstocks she was donating were fiddle’s and they were a 38 which is a uk5 (the plot thickens……). I seriously doubt that soph is a 5 at her height and from all the pictures we’ve seen.

 

[mammaof3]

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

It is a fact, the evidence being EVERY SINGLE IMAGE OF HER FEET, that she is not a size 5. Unless we are of course talking about the size of that 6th toe.

 

[Andioooop]

Her face changed quick

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

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Oh duck off. Should read ‘I became a mum and everything changed, they became my cash cows and will never be the same’

 

[JW80]

Why does she speak like that????? Shes sounds absolutely ridiculous

 

[FFS2023]

Her bleeping thumb ring and witchy hands nanaaaargghhhh

 

[Danielle0120]

Whys she bottle feeding her 4 year old kid, a child who's in full time school...... why

 

[Justapeep]

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Ron looks pissed off ...another photo shoot for mummazzzzx

 

[curlywhirlygal]

All me me me me me again.
Why does she act like she's the only woman that's ever birthed and had kids on the planet?! She fucks me off no end.

 

[blaithneadagusfea]

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those kids break my heart. Their little faces break my heart how does putting her kids online not affect her. I'd be so bleeping scared and not only that people rip into them too and she knows that and continues anyway for the money . I could never. Kids are precious and should be protected at all costs. Makes me so angry. TAKE YOUR KIDS OFFLINE HINCH.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Hate all that mummy guff these idiots come out with shouldn’t need to try and convince everyone and yourself hunnaayyy

 

[influbored]

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Make the fireplace more....Autumn? The word is Autumnal you thick twit, but I guess words with more than two syllables are beyond you

 

[San69]

She defo shags that alpaca off camera

Shame she don't hug and love her poor kids the same... wiered stupid bint
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Oh duck off. Should read ‘I became a mum and everything changed, they became my cash cows and will never be the same’

a mom....since when... she thinks more of those dirty flee bag animals than her kids

 

[xxDimplesxx]

On that recent declutter she said the Birkenstocks she was donating were fiddle’s and they were a 38 which is a uk5 (the plot thickens……). I seriously doubt that soph is a 5 at her height and from all the pictures we’ve seen.

I only wear Birkenstocks and I’m normally a 40 but always go down to a 39 in Birkenstocks but even so I’m nowhere near her height! Not sticking up for the llama lover, just saying!!