Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[Fluffy20]

Can we stop using “you are enough” as an excuse to be a lazy fucker!
“When you didn’t finish everything you needed to that day, you’re enough” Not if you work for me you’re not!
Can you imagine anyone who has an actual job going to their boss and saying “I didn’t finish everything I needed to do today but that’s ok, I’m still enough.” I think most people would be told either you stay and do finish it or you can collect your P45.
It’s the same as using “Be kind” instead of “don’t you dare hold me accountable for my actions”.

 

[KMS79]

Ahh yes… Hinch “floofy” bedding (WTF!?) during a heatwave…just what you need. Sophie super sales person right there, reading the room as ever. She is only doing this now trying to detract from SS range - we know this of course and she has no Tessshco budget to advertise for her now so she’s using months old reels from the sheep. This downfall is getting desperate isn’t it?

 

[Wikiwangocard]

"Come wiv me as my career goes down the freshly pined toilet...
First, I cried in the dog bed as my bestest friend launched her home ware range. Then my mum told me I was a speshal princess and Stacey is just a jealous troll. Then Jamie went to pick up Ronnie from school while I sat hate scrolling on Instagram"

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I was thinking about the sss vs hinch thing earlier. What sss has is she is known, like it or not or whatever list celeb she is lots of people know her.
I had a long conversation with a relative in her late 80’s who knew all about Stacey, and Joe, and the kids (including how old they are, why Harry doesn’t feature much) I know for a fact she wouldn’t have a clue who hinch is. Like it or not people know Stacey and Hoe from eastenders, X factor, I’m a celeb. Pretty mainstream visibility. That’s the glaring difference. IMHO

 

[squatternutbosh]

I do laugh when she types "how was your weekend" as if she gives a fuck or is going to read how everyones weekend went..........can imagine the moron sheep typing a story back to her. She might screen print a few and tell them how much it fills her heart .

It’s giving

 

[Cassy Role]

Iconic has defo had a word about her heavy filter use on their ads. Maybe they’ve even been contacted by the ASA informally due to the complaints received from last time.

Although still obviously filtered it’s not as bad as the last couple and she doesn’t seem as self assured. She’s usually close to the camera eye fucking herself and talking into the camera on these iconic ads. This time she’s further away and it seems really forced. She seems self conscious in parts hiding her face avoiding the camera straight on. Also no Disney eyes or false eye lashes. To be honest she looks like she’d rather be anywhere else than trying to schill that shit make up.

 

[Chezzla80]

The latest story is NOT a mad cleaning hour,it’s just her being braggy,thirsty and a complete show off. Why say you’ve done a hours cleaning and not show any cleaning,when you’re a cleaning page.TWAT

 

[Parry1988]

She really is stuck in the mind of a teenager isn't she, no grown woman shares passive aggressive 'meaningful quotes' on social media. They would just talk it out face to face. Does she really think she's going to come out tops with Stacey solomon whose had a career in showbiz land for like 20 years. Its embarrassing to watch and in all fairness she should have closed her instagram down with a big goodbye post when they moved into hinch not a farm. But no she had to try and squuuuuueeezzze any last bit of attention she could from her insta, with the ugly pets and dead behind the eyes children, it's just absolutely embarrassing to watch her 'career' dying of death just send your slob of a husband back to work, let your kids be kids and your mum can babysit you in the day , and bow out 'gracefully'

 

[Danielle0120]

Ayeeeee seems legit, not a filter in sight there lads and lasses x

 

[Libbylulu]

I do think Jamie and Big Freda had a big hand in creating this monster though, and I still think she thinks her followers are real and doesn’t know Jamie buys them

I believe without question the whole ‘Mrs Hinch’ character was created by Jamie short for James. They both come from a marketing background, copied what was about and went to work at selling this new character. I do think that originally they couldn’t believe their luck at how well it worked. So when she says ‘I can’t believe it guys’ I think that’s true. Then they got greedy and unfortunately don’t have the style, brains or vocabulary to keep up. Hence the buying bots and anxiety angle to keep things going and ticking over. They know she’s not comfortable on tv to take everything to another level because she’s quite simply thick and vain. In their mind we’d see behind the curtain at who she really is. She was ridiculous on This Morning! Now we’ve all sussed them out but the ‘Hinch Army’, also created by Jamie (to make them all feel part of the Hinch brand) do not - yet!

 

[puddleduck]

Stacey has blown Hinch out of the water. She has hit the ball out of the park and what has hinch done? Dressed her child up like a Dickension character, thrown thousands of pounds at his education and tried to be something she's not, or ever will be.
Her, "she's one of us" followers will be abandoning ship faster than rats because probably less than two percent of her huns are in any position to emulate this lifestyle she is trying to create.
Mrs Hinch has turned into her own worst enemy and has got nothing left to give. She's been played, well and truly.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Give your head a wobble shit cunt

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

If you remember Playschool on TV ...

A Crem
Wiv a door
Windaahs, 5, 20, 54
Ready to play?
Wot's the day?
Fuck knows!

 

[AllieBee]

Are the sheep that mostly follow both Solomon and Hinch, really going to rush out and buy Hinchs range whenever it appears? They will all be rushing out to buy Solomons, there's a limit to how many tea towels, beddings, pumpkins, vases and crockery you can have. Can't see them buying Solomons then Hinchs. And when is she launching it? Christmas ranges are already coming out, New Year is all about fitness which Solomon will no doubt come up with something for given her recent stories. Maybe next spring by which time Solomon will be well established in Asda and she will have to take her on head to head. Whatever way you look at it, unless she comes up with something ultra amazing, Hinchs range is going to be a disaster.

 

[Swisspea]

Neither cos they’ve both got her name on. Take note manufactures/brand partners - there’s a growing band of us who will either pick a different brand or go without if her name is on it!!

 

[Hiyaguys]

What would really make my day right now would be if Big Freda responded to this

 

[boundandgagged]

Cats bum mouth used to idolise hinch, now he's licking SSS's arsenal hole and hinch is stuck at the crem pretending there's nowhere else she'd rather be

 

[BBC1HD]

I’m sure I saw a place with Hinch’s name on but where are all the photos?

I thought I saw "Hinchcliffe" but it turns out it said "Biscuitcutters"

 

[ilovepizza21]

I make ice lollies for my dogs but even they had Mini Milks yesterday because we were out and the shop didn't sell doggy ice cream.

My staffie is the most loved and gets a 99 from the ice cream man she getting old so alot foods upset her tummy now so she has a restricted diet. (But still does get the odd treat)

Heres a pic of her enjoying one in the half term soph please take content ideas from this if you wish. She was treated after going nuts on the beach. She gets real walks not tend.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I’m literally sat here wondering how hinch is going to play this? Will trollomon have some sort of weird lunch party with sticker and greedy etc and it turns out hinch is there but has deliberately played the silent card to build speculation. Orrrrr if she’s not there/ says nothing regarding the new range etc then WOW.