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Pumpkins1506

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Sorry (not sorry) I judge everyone who regularly uses an iPad or other device to "entertain" their children while eating and also people who don't regularly eat together as a family, device free.

It's shitty parenting and it's an unhealthy family dynamic to not sit and eat and socialise together with your children.

*Edit - and by regularly I mean at least once per day. I don't eat breakfast with my kids but do eat dinner and/or lunch with them.
 
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Offers fuck all shade to anyone sat around that cHuNkY table guyyyysssh, but "great qual-i-tee from AmazON 🤪 & she "laaves ittt!" 🤦‍♀️
Jesus wept, how pointless and useless is she and everything about that shit show she calls "Hinch Farm".
As Urban Dictionary quite rightly points out, Hinch(ed) = To fuck up/ruin
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Danielle0120

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I mean... a parasol is meant to cover everyone at the table, not just the back of the heads of 2 people. Put one in the hole in the middle of the table, a good heavy base can be bought anywhere, £20 for a cast iron one off amazON, a BASE doesn't have to match the decor, it goes under the fucking table.
What she's done looks bloody stupid.

Or get a freestanding parasol that goes at the end of the table and leans over the full table. They look lovely.

Is she that fikkkkk, she makes everything look SHIT
 
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NosyNorahh

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The iPad in front of the Child in the bloody Garden though! Unpopular opinion but I genuinely believe that a reasonably high percentage of Children’s learning/behavioural difficulties these days are solely due to lazy parenting and it’s easy to get a diagnosis for them than to acknowledge and work on your own parenting skills.
 
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puddleduck

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You know SSS has been on the circuit since she was eighteen years old and although she may have started off as not very bright I am sure over time she has learnt what she can use to her advantage and what is not worth wasting her time on.
Hinch was probably overwhelmed when she turned up on her doorstep and milked it as best she could. It worked for a while. But Stacey is the master manipulator here and Hinch has served her purpose and is of no further use.
 
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CoolMom

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View attachment 2437599Another face to add to the many faces of Mrs Hinch! She genuinely looks quite manly there!
My husband just asked me which would be the best night for him to go for a pint with his mate (real, not a tradesman) next week. I didn't even have to think about it.

14th. Leave me alone with the TV on the 14th I'm Fankoooo!
 
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BBC1HD

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I'm not a fan of soloong, infact I'm a regular her thread, but I cant deny that that she's knocked it out the park in terms of promoting her range in asda. And it's cheaper too which will go down easy with the huns.

Hinch did everything wrong when she launched her shite in tescos and it looks like Solomon was taking notes!
 
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Erica24

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Which one would you choose, Cuntylyptus or Rose Wonderland?
Neither love; they both smell of desperation. Hope that helpssshhh.
 
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Danielle0120

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I do quite like SS collection, I like the green, I love the green beddings and the dinner plates, she just does it better than Hinch. I think alot is sweet.
But she's a cunt so I can't can't bring myself to buy any so I'll pass.

I'm interested in seeing Hinchs range though, it'll just be a copy and paste of the range and b&m and all their wooden bits.

Alot of Hinch fans are SS fans, they'll clear the shelves of her stock then when it comes to Hinchs release, they'll be stuck.

I do wonder what they've fallen out over though, it's obvious they have. Because SS didn't come sing to Ronnie in hospital when he fell off the motorbike? Pathetic if you ask me
 
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anniemouse

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“Where you been mum?”
I was round at Asda trashing that fucking snake’s display, and shitting in all the blankets. Then I nipped into Pets At Home for a new dog bed to cry in.
 
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LittleMissOnions

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They almost certainly fell out over SSS launching her home range, it was timed to clash with Hinch’s and almost certainly is the same colour scheme/range of items.

Hinch probably feels (quite rightly) that Stacey stole her ideas, serves her right for rinsing her celebrity friendship and thinking she was ever in control. Idiot.
 
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AllieBee

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One of the things I like about Stacey's range is.... it doesn't have "Soloman" (or "Solo"? 😂) on it all, a la "Hinch"!
Ha yeah. I could never understand why anyone on this earth ever would want one of those Home Hinch Home prints she did, or was it Hinch Home Hinch. I wouldn't pay a single penny for that and wouldn't take it if it was given to me
 
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Got to wait for the creases to come out the parasowle…..shame there isn’t a p&g chemical spray to, I dunno, help with that….hell they could call it crease release 😂
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What, she found the perfeckkt parasol online on Amazon. shock horror.

She goes to the local garden centre with her mum ffs, they sell them there do they not?

Any excuse to come on with tat and push Amazon.

and jeez her dad didn't make it - Jamie got his girl hands dirty as well.

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It’s giving smoking area at the pub vibes 🤔
 
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justmadetopostthis

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How id save sofas career

1) stop exploiting your children and think of some other filler content, eg dog walking, cooking a proper homemade meal and change the can't cook angle to i"I'm learning to cook, follow along with me" and stick to proper English style foods to fit in with her cuntry house, not weird dinners inspired by 5 minute craft videos on face book. Scones, Sunday lunch, even pics of recipes on ur stories "going to try this any tips for someone who can't cook lol x" upping her engagement. Maybe get her a hello fresh deal she's been crying for and other team ups or networking with cooking influencers etc. Justifying her braggy kitchen stove and the overspending on the Reno.

2) go back to the stupid motivational AUTHENTIC and organic style stories of cleaning and organizing, "natural", not clipped and voice overs and sped up, literal just the raw recording, what originally got her famous before she copied SSS and the over edited sped up stories. Sticking to her lane. Stick to the millennial anthems too. Do the stupid hauls too whatever.

3) either fully commit to the lamas or get rid of them. They're dead weight tbh. They're not doing anything interesting staring at walls so she needs to either do something with them, show training, network with other large following animal organizations very publicly or idk I don't think lamas will ever be relatable or engaging. But either do it or don't, she's currently doing absolutely nothing with them. There is no value in any story featuring them. Or her other choices is get rid of them or don't feature them at all because at the minute it's just giving weird cooky rich lady vibes with random animals running about an average size garden. It's simply not relatable. She needs to spin it. So either make it entertaining buy committing fully to the animals like training or showing their personalities another way to maybe make plush toys or nursery books. Instead of invading ren and lons lives.

4) find better crafts to do if being a home account is what you want to do, fully commit to being a home account, but stop with the weird crafts. Things like fixing together a bouquet, (since mad ma is a former florist this should be easy) sprucing up old furniture, gift bags etc things that are relatable and what normal people do. FOR EXAMPLE Since baskets are something she got famous for, do seasonal gift baskets, easter and Christmas and maybe something more unusual if you really must like a Halloween gift basket. No one is going to buy a brand new ikea table to glue pallet wood to it or colour wax a brand new gifted bedside but not so bedside cabinet. But maybe they'll buy a few pumpkins and brown candles to put in a gift basket for their friend. It's just coming across like it's missing the mark.

Relatable
Educational
Entertaining
This is what you should be thinking everytime you post content. It needs to be multiple of these or 1 of these. Currently none of these

For someone who is at home all day, this should be easy, and honestly it sounds like it could be a lot of fun. But no , she just wants to be miserable and make miserable content and yap about what isn't.
 
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Anneofgreengables

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I wonder if she’s busy hoovering up the dead daddy long legs with her hand held shark this morning after leaving the doors open everywhere last night with the lights on. It’s mating season and my doors stay closed as tight as tophies vag at the moment when lights are on.
I’m a granny, I’ve said before I help with childcare for two of my grandchildren and I have 6 other grandchildren from 27 down to 7 months old.. I think her Nan is a bit..not much.. older than me but why is Lonald sitting at the table with the Nan and Fiddle watching peppa pig on the iPad? What happened to talking to children. Teaching them to count to 20 at Lonalds age. Teaching him his address, though that might be a tough one as he probably doesn’t know which house he lives in, talking to him in general. He’s old enough now to hold a conversation with, and where was Ronald. They’re such an odd family. How did the Nan get that big heavy wooden throne up to the table. Did they lower her down or did someone shove it under her and push it in til she was wedged there. What was in that Pyrex bowl that looks like vomit and why has Nan got no drink on such a hot day or is the sippy cup for her, I thought that was Lonalds and lastly why didn’t the Nan tell the fucking camel to fuck off, or maybe she did. So many questions but that one story with the Nan has so much wrong with it.
 
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