Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Not a huge fan of SSS but what I will say is that her and Joe do actually work hard for what they’ve got. They’re were 120 items when I looked at her range earlier, far more than Hinch’s plain Tesco items. Yes she has help and who wouldn’t with five children. One child at home for lazy bones with three adults in tow. Another day off I see, quite unbelievable if you’re wanting to start your own business from scratch you’d think she would be putting the hours in. She got far too big for her boots and was only ever gonna work online on her arse. You gotta give it to SSS she works bloody hard and her children look naturally happy. Hinch will fail and I’m here for it because it’s all her own arrogant doing!

 

[The Green Triangle]

Nothing more guaranteed to give the other Prep school mums a laugh than this sort of contrived shite. Tarquin will be having an apple or a slice of home made cake that Granny made. Not a squeezed out whatever it was into a brand new unboxed Amazon mould.

And if she really wanted to make those lollies get L involved. Show him the moulds, talk about dinosaurs, ask which is his favourite, allow him to squeeze in HIS choice of whatever is in those pouches, teach him about patience as the lolly freezes, let HIM decorate the lolly and f*cking teach him to say thank you when he's given something.
There you go Soph - plenty of ideas that you can use for better stories. You're welcome.

 

[Eyesopened]

You know when inch shouts out ‘ all the best’ for no reason, it reminds me of a paw patrol toy that is in the toy box, it’s batteries are on the way out and every now and again, I’ll hear ‘ pups on a mission’

It’s one of those ‘ you have to be there’ things

 

[teshhco-tart]

Yeah sure Sophie Rose, definitely no filter there. Hi Nigel!

As for the finished looked, you look like someone rubbed a greasy lamb chop all over your face.

Nobody wants to look like you I’m fanku xx

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Who lets their kid on an iPad in the garden? My kids when little didn’t have time to go on technology they were busy playing rain or shine, using their imagination, falling out with each other having friends round to play as well whilst raiding the kitchen for snacks. I was working yesterday & today too so I lose track of days she has no excuse does fuck all every single day.

Yes it’s a hot day so the kids should have been playing, paddling pool out etc. if the family were all eating dinner at that wooden table (gosh it looks so uncomfortably hard!) surely they should have all been engaging with each other, and chatting to the boys. When the grandparents visit it’s a way for them to connect with their grandchildren, catch up with what’s been happening in their lives, and when they were Ron & lens age, actually playing with them. That blue tablet features a bit and so does Lons dummy. You never see those boys engaging with Henry the family dog either. Why aren’t they running around with him, shouting his name, throwing a ball and generally just having fun with the dog?? That family are just very strange. All of them. They support all of Sophie’s lies and it’s just so weird and disturbing.

 

[BBC1HD]

I don't know how but she manages to get more boring than the month before.

The bar is set so low for her and still she can't reach it.

Monday morning, fresh start to the week - what does she post? The Mcboring Twins painting. Why not just post that yesterday?

 

[Danielle0120]

Ffs pouched yoghurt lollies

Get them mini milks.

Do they know what a fab is? A cornetto? It's OK to let your kids have a treat Sophie. Stop restricting them from everything

 

[Wize Owl]

Hinch Floofy bedding and cushions

Firstly.... when was that a thing

Secondly.... we’re having a heatwave Floofy feckin bedding.... Mr Owl and I were stuck together this morning with no sheets on, let alone floofy bedding

As my fellow nusty @Rach8456 would say she’s a Cunty Chops!

ETA; Read that back and realise the being stuck together might sound a bit ummm fruity... we were melting Probs don’t need to explain, I’ll see myself out.........

 

[Wize Owl]

Teeny Peeny Thursday.... Will Sopha have her usual day off.... or has JimBobNoNob she pulled over again on Rat-Run-Road, looking like she’s messed her hair up on purpose and stuck some sunnies on so the hunzz will think she has crocodile tears about Ronsomes being the only child in the world starting school

I’m working on a new NoNob song... but in the meantime I thought I’d share this, seeing as Sopha will be ramping up the Autumnnny, Halloweennny tat content now that the school drama is a thing of the past (Or will she milk it for a few days yet)

Anyway..... here’s NoNob live from Maldonia Tip (Volume needed)

 

[The Green Triangle]

No chance of the boys reading books by themselves with them stuffed behind L's playhouse (and out of reach anyway) ... who was it said the playhouse would be stuffed into the playroom, not outside?

 

[miss n thropy]

Getting in early with a title suggestion for the last ever thread when it comes. “I’m fankyooo and goodnight”

I started saying I’m fankoo to my husband when he got me a cup of tea and now he says it to me all the time but doesn’t know where it came from

 

[Louanne]

Just goes to show she's all style and no substance.
The parasol she's bought is made to sit in the centre of the table shading everyone consistently. If she wanted one to move round, she should have bought a cantilever one, so it can at least shade the table and chairs wherever it's positioned.
The fact that she's concreted this shite Amazon tat into a plant pot means that while it's mobile, it can't get anywhere close enough to the table to do it's fucking job.
Stupid cunt.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

There’s some really lovely things aren’t there and with colour, reasonable prices too!

Yes more reasonably priced than Hinch’s Tesco tat..I can’t stand Stacey but there are a few pieces I could easily have in my home, but I won’t because she’s a greedy, lying, child exploiter, manipulator and I don’t want to add to her income.

Surely Hinch should be there to support her Instagram sister Stacey. Women supporting women and all that….she’s got nothing better to do….if she’s not gone to support her then I think that confirms there must be a rift of sorts going on.

 

[Fluffy20]

For everyone saying "I can't believe that she's wearing that much make up when it's 32 degrees in Essex today" HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING !!
Not a single thing that she shows is in real time. This morning's Iconic #AD was probably filmed last November.
The video of Lonnie in his wife beater eating ice lollies was taken during the heatwave at the beginning of June and the floofy bedding advert was a pre-record from February. Hope that helps.

 

[Katmuma]

One of the things I like about Stacey's range is.... it doesn't have "Soloman" (or "Solo"? ) on it all, a la "Hinch"!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Can someone please explain to me the point of this wall, I suppose it suits her, makes fuck all sense and adds nothing of value.

 

[Dizzymichelle]

I'm from East London and I'm as common as they come but the way she said 'details' at the end of the Iconic ad made me want to vomit.

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I will admit though, I’m a little sad that shes pretty much SssshhprayyWipeDone as I’ve seen the funniest things on these threads. The foundation-baa! had me cackling into a towel in the bathroom today when I was putting on makeup to go out.

Yeah same. I was a late joiner, a little after 500 I think, and I love you lot. You get me through my chemo sessions and I love that we’re from bloody everywhere, from every background, and with a vast age range, yet the bants (as the kids probably don’t say) are brilliant.

In the spirit of the thread I’ll just add that Hinch is so fucking deluded and enabled I don’t think she can claw her way back. And I’ll love it, but miss the threads hugely.

 

[justmadetopostthis]

Would it not have been easier to cut a hole in the middle of the table or buy a new set? Sorry I just can't let this go

 

[Rach8456]

Hunnays I’ve ssssshhhlippped on my Detective Hat and monocle and I’ve only gone and cracked the case!!!

Zoom in for the answer to the biggest question to face mankind since the dawn of time….