Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[redhistoria]

If she was with solomon today she would have posted to fake support her ‘friend’

where has the ‘friend’ gone who used to do her nails all the time? Trace?

She is fuming. She’s got no content, no one wants her crap with her name sprawled over it in their home and won’t be buying the tit she’s importing. Bingo on her offering Buy now pay later.

no one is remotely interested in her sodding spitting sheep she’s got in her garden and bloody kitchen.

No one could care less about the irrelevant mushroom wicks she’s put in her child’s room. Why would you put them in there? He’s a kid, put his toys on the shelf you rem.

there are very clearly only 2 chickens left, why lie about it? Chickens die all the time, it’s unfortunate but natural in some cases. Holding onto the content until it all becomes useful much sofa?

made cleaning cool? Nah babes. You had your five minutes of grey ‘fame’.

booksales have dropped according to Amazon

the appearance on SYLO will only prove you don’t show you’re real face on insta so good luck with that one

All those bots she’s buying won’t turn into real sales so keep bulk buying c.22k bots and you may get £5 in return.

that won’t cover Ronald’s private school fees or the new amimals you’re getting when the wevaaaa is betta……just an fyi k?

 

[Hiyaguys]

I bet that stings being replaced by Greedy, she was so excited to have her celeb “friend” what a shame it was never real Soph

 

[Danielle0120]

Little trollomon is on fire tonight.
I don't like greedy but their friendship is 100% real, they meet up all the time and don't share anything, maybe just 1 photo. When it was Hinch it was over the top holding hands, business friendship for engagement.

Hinch might be able to keep hold of real friends if she wasn't such a self centered entitled little bleep. It's clear she hasn't got any, her "kids" are nowhere to be seen, Trace is long gone. Her insta "mates" have dwindled. She's a cling on and when they don't suck her a 247, she sulks and strops and cuts people off.

Her life must be exhausting, Jamie's must be too, having to put up with her.

 

[Hiyaguys]

Little trollomon is on fire tonight.
I don't like greedy but their friendship is 100% real, they meet up all the time and don't share anything, maybe just 1 photo. When it was Hinch it was over the top holding hands, business friendship for engagement.

Hinch might be able to keep hold of real friends if she wasn't such a self centered entitled little bleep. It's clear she hasn't got any, her "kids" are nowhere to be seen, Trace is long gone. Her insta "mates" have dwindled. She's a cling on and when they don't suck her a 247, she sulks and strops and cuts people off.

Her life must be exhausting, Jamie's must be too, having to put up with her.

I do think Jamie and Big Freda had a big hand in creating this monster though, and I still think she thinks her followers are real and doesn’t know Jamie buys them

 

[purplethesurple]

Stacey's definitely done her over got her to move management so she wasn't competition and the new management have done duck all with her since

 

[Crispmonster]

Scrolling through Insta ‘toe’day and this pops up!

 

[Lardsnomes]

Sopha thought that Trolloman was her dream ticket to bumping her up the fame list. The fact she’s been used by and discarded so blatantly by her more media savvy and successful fake BFF is complete karma for that nasty narcissist & nothing more than she deserves.
The inevitable failure of her Hinch Home range as a result of Stacey’s success will be the icing on the cake

 

[Hiyaguys]

What would really make my day right now would be if Big Freda responded to this

 

[SunshineRae]

Little trollomon is on fire tonight.
I don't like greedy but their friendship is 100% real, they meet up all the time and don't share anything, maybe just 1 photo. When it was Hinch it was over the top holding hands, business friendship for engagement.

Hinch might be able to keep hold of real friends if she wasn't such a self centered entitled little bleep. It's clear she hasn't got any, her "kids" are nowhere to be seen, Trace is long gone. Her insta "mates" have dwindled. She's a cling on and when they don't suck her a 247, she sulks and strops and cuts people off.

Her life must be exhausting, Jamie's must be too, having to put up with her.

Remember when they said they FaceTime EVERY night 🥱

 

[AllieBee]

Sopha thought that Trolloman was her dream ticket to bumping her up the fame list. The fact she’s been used by and discarded so blatantly by her more media savvy and successful fake BFF is complete karma for that nasty narcissist & nothing more than she deserves.
The inevitable failure of her Hinch Home range as a result of Stacey’s success will be the icing on the cake

Yeah, and the wannabe influencers ass licking Hinch, looking at you Lakey 21, will all have long since migrated to Solomon because their sole aim is to up their profile and be noticed and Solomons engagement is way above Hinchs, has to be.
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Remember when they said they FaceTime EVERY night 🥱

Didn't they say they did it when Hinch was in labour? I don't believe they did it that much at all.

 

[Sloppys]

At least she can easily be cropped out of SSS wedding pics knew there was a reason she was plonked on the end of them all.

 

[Libbylulu]

I do think Jamie and Big Freda had a big hand in creating this monster though, and I still think she thinks her followers are real and doesn’t know Jamie buys them

I believe without question the whole ‘Mrs Hinch’ character was created by Jamie short for James. They both come from a marketing background, copied what was about and went to work at selling this new character. I do think that originally they couldn’t believe their luck at how well it worked. So when she says ‘I can’t believe it guys’ I think that’s true. Then they got greedy and unfortunately don’t have the style, brains or vocabulary to keep up. Hence the buying bots and anxiety angle to keep things going and ticking over. They know she’s not comfortable on tv to take everything to another level because she’s quite simply thick and vain. In their mind we’d see behind the curtain at who she really is. She was ridiculous on This Morning! Now we’ve all sussed them out but the ‘Hinch Army’, also created by Jamie (to make them all feel part of the Hinch brand) do not - yet!

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

She hasn’t even worn the ITS ‘Sophie dress’ - I think she was used by Stacey to pose in it on their night out prior to the launch of her new range, in a bid to appeal to the Hinchers and get more people buying it. I honestly think Sophie has been well and truly used and blindsided. She was star struck having a z lister as a ‘friend’ and thought she was a celebrity too. Her ego became too big when she moved to Hinch farm. Similarly, so did Stacey’s when she moved to pickle cottage. I think both of them became unrelatable, braggy and greedy with their house moves. Let’s wait and see how this all ends shall we? Will she ‘support’ Stacey today and if not, will she make reference to the fact that she appearing on SYLO next week? where are those new animals too??? I don’t understand what’s taking so long.

Reckon she won't even feature in SYLO, she can't of brought much to the show other than her weird fumbling about and her under sink organisation which isn't ground breaking. Producers probably questioned themselves why they bothered to replace Dilly for one episode. Maybe that's why they're not bothering with each other now.

Are the animals coming from abroad??

 

[Libbylulu]

Reckon she won't even feature in SYLO, she can't of brought much to the show other than her weird fumbling about and her under sink organisation which isn't ground breaking. Producers probably questioned themselves why they bothered to replace Dilly for one episode. Maybe that's why they're not bothering with each other now.

Are the animals coming from abroad??

I think she’s getting penguins fromAntarctica and they’ve been delayed due to the hot weather

 

[anniemouse]

How can you even edit yourself like this. She makes herself actually have a neck seperate from her face View attachment 2433165View attachment 2433169

The bottom right pic is hilarious, i cackle every time I see it.

 

[katesbess]

wouldnt put anything passed her at this point.
come on today "guys i have something i didnt post yesterday as it was MY day, look where i went!"
so itl be all dont take the limelight pretence.
but really so she could edit,cut,filter and have her own day for it,make it about her. and number one to have a good cackle at tattle.
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Imagine being that insecure in your looks you have to do that . These people need to watch the Dove adverts that are on. Very hard hitting

its not insecurity. its just vapid vanity.
its creating a persona.a lie that will sell because nobdy would touch the real her.
she an unlikable witch and her real face shows that.
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What would really make my day right now would be if Big Freda responded to this

management wont allow this now though. they cant to be seen for two of their own like this. they have to be whiter than white after everything.

 

[Swedish chef]

You never know “The Chronicles of Teeny Weeny Peeny, Never Scheeen Again” might be nominated for an NTA next year

I can sit with tummy shiversssh, scraggy hair, wearing big sunglasssesh next to Brad Pitt.... the whole audience can shout “Oi Oi” if I win and I’ll cackle and cry like a seal during my acceptance speech I’ll track down the 3 tutting grannies from the Burnham magical mystery bus trip and take them up on stage with me

Pre release ticket sales for all nusty hens, please
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They almost certainly fell out over SSS launching her home range, it was timed to clash with Hinch’s and almost certainly is the same colour scheme/range of items.

Hinch probably feels (quite rightly) that Stacey stole her ideas, serves her right for rinsing her celebrity friendship and thinking she was ever in control. Idiot.

Neither one of them are in control of their home range, Tesco and ASDA are fully in control of style, range, price point, release dates and marketing, and all the other logistical rit that goes into marketing and retail. The only 'control' that Hunch and Trollmanz would have on the process would be a on mockup items before production. Billy bullshitters, the pair of em.

 

[Zofloragirl]

The asda range is nice, better then the teschoooo one anyway but it's all the same rit different label really. Buyers and designers just going for what's in season, fashionable etc. Hunches is probably more or less the same. Beige and boring. But SSS has the upper hand by having a supermarket that wanted to host a event, launch it (and not have people buy tickets) and they have the social media backing. Proper shoots for the products as well. Hinch cannot blame covid because that second drop when tesco came to her house and styled the booth - where was them photos? I wouldn't be surprised if that visit initiated the breaking ties. I'd put a complaint in if some massive whopping camel came strutting in and eating food off the work top. Remember that poor bloke - this is his job and his work at risk for some moron who thinks it funny to have livestock roaming around.

Tesco probably fell out with her very early on and we’re just going through the motions.

 

[maggisojuicy]

How can you even edit yourself like this. She makes herself actually have a neck seperate from her face View attachment 2433165View attachment 2433169

The John Travolta one kills me every time

 

[springheeledyeti]

She must be absolutely shitting about the SYLO with no filter, plus seeing her and bestbubs4eva in tend happier times

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person!