Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[Pumpkins1506]

So today I'm going for either "invisible hen took a turn for the worse yesterday and I spent all day cuddling and nursing her before she passed away in my arms"
Or
"Guysh I've got something amazing to show you all, my range finally arrived...." With a tit montage of cheap tat.


Or a story about how they've all picked up the people from Ron starting school.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

"Come wiv me as my career goes down the freshly pined toilet...
First, I cried in the dog bed as my bestest friend launched her home ware range. Then my mum told me I was a speshal princess and Stacey is just a jealous troll. Then Jamie went to pick up Ronnie from school while I sat hate scrolling on Instagram"

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I’ve been giving this way more headspace than is necessary (more than one second is, tbf) and wonder if the penny has finally dropped with her. I know she’s behaving like a Year 8 with her pass agg stolen quotes, but do you think this SSS/Asda launch without her has actually made her realise that her behaviour to others (her ‘kids’ for eg) has finally happened to her. I can’t really see how she can address this from any angle without coming over as the person the 500/wiki details so clearly to all. She’s trampled all over those on her way ‘up’ once they’d given her what she demanded, and now she is the trampee*. Remember, Slotha, you’re exactly where you’re meant to be. Now go and walk your bleeping dog and give your boys the upbringing they deserve.

*not a word, but I like it.

 

[KMS79]

Bet Stacey is glad she put Hinch right on the end of all those wedding pics - she will have been guillotined off the sides a long time ago.

 

[Wize Owl]

Sooooo boring 🥱 Freshen Up Friday…. with a 2 year old book and not even her pic #mrshinchisover

 

[Star15sh]

What a tit come back

 

[Titch tactics]

Predictable

 

[Hun_tea22]

 

[RamonaRiva]

Omg she is just so pathetically sad. What's with that last story? Look at me, look at me, I'm a best selling awfer and I have a tesco crap range too.
I done it first. Look at me everyone.
Hahaha. She's so desperate. Bet Fiddles is chasing her round the camel enclosure with a tranq gun as we speak.

 

[Lou Lou Rose]

‘Look at me I have fans and I’ve written a book and people are still sharing it. ‘
yes you keep telling yourself that Sophie

 

[DoodlePoodle]

“Happy fresh n up Friday”??? It’s not a bleeping holiday!!! It’s Friday. It’s a gazillion degrees. Most people are sweltering in cars, offices, schools etc. What a total load is balls! She is so done now. Honestly, I don’t see where her account is going or the money is going to come from anymore. Give it up Sopha. You’re finished

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Bet Stacey is glad she put Hinch right on the end of all those wedding pics - she will have been guillotined off the sides a long time ago.

I think it’s the other way round,I bet she loves to look at that pic and gloat thinking how much she creamed off her and left her in her wake, Hinch on the other hand probably burnt every single thing she has of Stacey. Mind you, bet it hasn’t stopped her going to McDonalds!

 

[MrsD33]

Sooooo boring 🥱 Freshen Up Friday…. with a 2 year old book and not even her pic #mrshinchisover

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WHOOHOO FRESH N UP FRIDAY IS BACK

Smashed it Soph!

That’ll show Stacey

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

"My followers pictures make me smile and motivate me every day"........Sofa why do you keep deleting these bangers then?? You literally paid for them to follow and tag you!

 

[MrsD33]

Is someone feeling jealous?

Are your Hinchers loving Stacey’s new range and you dont like it Soph

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Can just imagine her the last few days sat in the dog bed screaming at Jamie to do sumfink to stop ex best bubs and her home range getting all the attention.
Warning to any Asda workers or shoppers reading here, if you see Mrs Hinch walking around your local Asda a a pink silk purse phone the fire brigade immediately!

Meanwhile Ronnie School Manz has called a family meeting in the Alpaca shed (only way mummaz will join in) to discuss how much he just loves school guysh! so much so he wants his next chapter to be: Chapter Boarding School (he wants to be free from the camera in face, constant cackling and animal tit everywhere and no longer wants to be treated like a toddler)

 

[Gln2810]

That story she put up definitely has a touch of jealous to it, very passive aggressive someone on a mums group I’m on also just pointed out all the photos of when SS went to Fake Farm have been deleted but that might be old news on here

 

[Swedish chef]

What would really make my day right now would be if Big Freda responded to this

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The asda range is nice, better then the teschoooo one anyway but it's all the same rit different label really. Buyers and designers just going for what's in season, fashionable etc. Hunches is probably more or less the same. Beige and boring. But SSS has the upper hand by having a supermarket that wanted to host a event, launch it (and not have people buy tickets) and they have the social media backing. Proper shoots for the products as well. Hinch cannot blame covid because that second drop when tesco came to her house and styled the booth - where was them photos? I wouldn't be surprised if that visit initiated the breaking ties. I'd put a complaint in if some massive whopping camel came strutting in and eating food off the work top. Remember that poor bloke - this is his job and his work at risk for some moron who thinks it funny to have livestock roaming around.

That visit would not have been the floof that broke the Tesco tat back. It would be more likely tit sales and lack of interest. If her brand was successful then she could have rode the camels thru the Crem, shooting pistols at dawn during the photo shoot endangering loife and limb and no amount of complaints from the sssstyyyyyling team would have made any difference.

 

[katesbess]

She must be absolutely shitting about the SYLO with no filter, plus seeing her and bestbubs4eva in tend happier times

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person!

I was thinking this! How the duck is she going yo stand being no filter.will they use filters on that kind of show?I no they do on others but I don't think on home shows. She won't bear it.hahaha.
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I’ve been giving this way more headspace than is necessary (more than one second is, tbf) and wonder if the penny has finally dropped with her. I know she’s behaving like a Year 8 with her pass agg stolen quotes, but do you think this SSS/Asda launch without her has actually made her realise that her behaviour to others (her ‘kids’ for eg) has finally happened to her. I can’t really see how she can address this from any angle without coming over as the person the 500/wiki details so clearly to all. She’s trampled all over those on her way ‘up’ once they’d given her what she demanded, and now she is the trampee*. Remember, Slotha, you’re exactly where you’re meant to be. Now go and walk your bleeping dog and give your boys the upbringing they deserve.

*not a word, but I like it.

Her narc mean witch ego is too big for that

 

[redhistoria]

Sooooo boring 🥱 Freshen Up Friday…. with a 2 year old book and not even her pic #mrshinchisover

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That persons page has a Solomon reel right before this one