Mrs Hinch #665 Chapter finished

[Swisspea]

I’m waiting for Ronald to go to a play date at Tarquin or Persiphone’s at school and realise most have accomplished parents that can cook decent meals while holding down proper jobs and speak in full sentences. Failing that they’ll have super nannies.
They don’t all say ‘I’m fankoo’ or ‘bless er art’ while fannying about all day at home with tend jobs and friends and family on tap.
Soph will get an inferiority complex when all she has to offer a play date is jus roll or tinned pots. Fiddle will need to get the tranq gun out.
Sport day will be hilarious with the Boden mummies and princess Chav shouting at the side!

And I‘m here for the first time she starts sticking cameras in everyone‘s face, films something that has other peoples children in then sticks it up for her millions of bots. The school will be on her like a ton of bricks.
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It’s going one of two ways this…

She’ll rock up to SSS’s celebratory meal like a guest of honour. Face full of slap and full weave out.

OR

She’ll return tomorrow with a pre-recorded montage of all the exciting top secret meetings she had (not) today for all of the amazing things she can’t wait to share with you guys.

Adding a third as well - new animal reveal. (Sheep)

And a dead hen (RIP hen)

 

[Rach8456]

Caught this at the beginning of SYLO

I am LOVING the greasy hair, yellowing side teeth and square jaw. What a bleeping fraud

 

[Ditzymama28]

Caught this at the beginning of SYLO

Looks NOTHING like the image of herself she shows on her insta
Someone do a side by side comparison of the fraud!!!

 

[Gln2810]

Caught this at the beginning of SYLO

Christ those brows need sorting, these were in fashion like 10 years ago

 

[mumpty]

Part of me can see why she is pissed with SSS who has stolen everything and done it better but hinch has also bought it on herself with her half assed content over the last couple of years.

Sss has got so much going on at the moment, she knows her career has a shelf life. Although hilarious on sort your life out that she is clearly massively pregnant and hiding it

 

[JustmeJ]

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‘5 books to her name’ such an insult to actual auffors, thick chav who liked a facebook group for thickos that ‘don’t like reading’ only reads her own notebooks and Molly Mae’s ‘biography’ and her HiNcH FaRm travesty (the only book her kids are allowed in the house, incidentally) is absolutely crap. What a load of rit!!!!
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bleeping hell- hope the Scottish Sun got paid for such a blatant advert/promotion piece!!!

 

[Therealist]

Yes more reasonably priced than Hinch’s Tesco tat..I can’t stand Stacey but there are a few pieces I could easily have in my home, but I won’t because she’s a greedy, lying, child exploiter, manipulator and I don’t want to add to her income.

Surely Hinch should be there to support her Instagram sister Stacey. Women supporting women and all that….she’s got nothing better to do….if she’s not gone to support her then I think that confirms there must be a rift of sorts going on.

I was convinced she would turn up at the nta’s. So now I’m back to my original trail of thought - they’ve fallen out.
Someone mentioned that green dress she wore on holiday was meant for the nta’s & I think they maybe onto something there.

When I look back, it all stopped being lovey dovey around the time of Ron’s motorbike disease

Maybe SS knows the real time/cause of his Illness & enough is enough even for her!

Also I can imagine sophie being extremely draining and always seeking reassurance, which could be annoying

 

[mumpty]

Also look at all of those real cleaning tips on SYLO - Hinch could never!

 

[Parry1988]

I was convinced she would turn up at the nta’s. So now I’m back to my original trail of thought - they’ve fallen out.
Someone mentioned that green dress she wore on holiday was meant for the nta’s & I think they maybe onto something there.

When I look back, it all stopped being lovey dovey around the time of Ron’s motorbike disease

Maybe SS knows the real time/cause of his Illness & enough is enough even for her!

Also I can imagine sophie being extremely draining and always seeking reassurance, which could be annoying

That was meeeee, i do not believe she bought that dress for a holiday, that was in a shack on the side of a hill

 

[What’s going on!]

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Poor old Sophie is greener than Stacey's cushions and throws.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Wonder what Hinch thinks about littlemissgreedys latest post about Stacey’s new range?

Over in hinch hk right now (tried looking for eastender gif couldn't find it )

 

[Pipyspops15]

The asda range is nice, better then the teschoooo one anyway but it's all the same rit different label really. Buyers and designers just going for what's in season, fashionable etc. Hunches is probably more or less the same. Beige and boring. But SSS has the upper hand by having a supermarket that wanted to host a event, launch it (and not have people buy tickets) and they have the social media backing. Proper shoots for the products as well. Hinch cannot blame covid because that second drop when tesco came to her house and styled the booth - where was them photos? I wouldn't be surprised if that visit initiated the breaking ties. I'd put a complaint in if some massive whopping camel came strutting in and eating food off the work top. Remember that poor bloke - this is his job and his work at risk for some moron who thinks it funny to have livestock roaming around.

 

[Det.JaneClementineRizzoli]

Awaiting Hinchs next move it's like a game...who will go next, what passive aggressive post will come first. Hilarious really

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Awaiting Hinchs next move it's like a game...who will go next, what passive aggressive post will come first. Hilarious really

Definitely waiting on a plagiarised passive aggressive quote and a dirty delete a few hours later

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Naaaa I’m not buying it guys. I’d put money on that she was there today. This bull is all a game to both of them, especially Hinch, thinking she’s getting one up on tattle 🥱 she won’t have had any photos etc done but I’m sticking to my guns….the witch was there.
I’ll stamp my size 5 footzz if I’m wrong

 

[Kittymckat]

Caught this at the beginning of SYLO

Genuinely didn't know who this was! I was scrolling the comments trying to figure out which z lister you guys were talking about!!!!

 

[Lardsnomes]

She’ll be having tummy shivers about the unfiltered version of herself being shown on tv. I know she regularly ridiculously filters out the moles on her face, but I’ve never noticed this on her eyelid before.
SYLO will definitely be a warts and all appearance…

 

[Swx]

Those eyebrows deserve their own thread

 

[Strawberry13]

I was in my local home bargains today and all the hinch tulip whatever was on the yellow but as you go in the door , I asked one of the staff if it was a good seller & she says they’ve been told to get it on the yellow bit to shift it as their discontinuing all of it I wonder if that means they are getting rid of her tit and kicking her to the kerb

 

[Latala]

Don’t like Stacey but some of her range is ok. I will give her kudos for the work she’s done in promoting this range, great job of aiming it to her target audience, this will sell well & the huns will not have the cash for Hinch’s because they’ll be shopping for Christmas
Don’t worry Sopha, it will sell in the January sales That’s how it works when you’re a lazy twit