If shes in Spain we just need a picture of her in Eroski holding up a loaf of Bimbo………..
I do hope that its Malaga as the aircraft doing that flight is several hours late already and has another leg to do before it gets anywhere near EGSS
If shes in Spain we just need a picture of her in Eroski holding up a loaf of Bimbo………..Also a picture of her from the back posing in a swimming pool looking off into distance.
Her in a supermarket somewhere looking at cleaning products saying ''omg guuuuys I just can't resist!''
When she gets back she will blab on about some made up bullshit story of something 'hilarious' there that never happened.
Turd floating in the sea like Kevin & PerryAlso a picture of her from the back posing in a swimming pool looking off into distance.
Her in a supermarket somewhere looking at cleaning products saying ''omg guuuuys I just can't resist!''
When she gets back she will blab on about some made up bullshit story of something 'hilarious' there that never happened.
Tanya something is the brideI'm surprised her friends were able to find her at the airport as she looks nothing like the filtered pics and videos she posts. Wish I knew some of the friends names for a nosey to see some unedited unfiltered pics in the wild
Honestly don't think he has much of a choice. If ahem, work are suggesting she uses the boys to stay relevant or she thinks she can use the bus to stay relevant she most definitely will come hell or high water. She is absolutely obsessed with being relevant and faymoushI think it’s a shame that he clearly does all the parenting and does genuinely care about the boys. But he doesn’t care enough to stop her exploiting them and posting them all over Instagram.
My mental image of tattler taking these pictures oh so discreetly
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Just kidding, I lovveeeee these in the wild pics
Everyone making an attempt to match and she has a what she believed to be subtle but definitely isn't difference to make sure she stands out.So what can we expect over the next few days? It’ll be the usual won’t it 🥱
• Video call because she’s ‘missing her boys’.
• Matching outfits with the ‘friends’ and no doubt try and hide behind one.
• Sunset video with some sickly music for a goodnight story.
• A ‘feeling confident’ post because she’s surrounded by friends (excuse for some stupid skimpy outfit).
• Sunkissed by the sun again?
• A sickly montage vlog about having an amazing time with the girls. Then slow motion videos reuniting with the boys and snogging the dog.
Please Instagram, just delete her account and do the world a favour or at least delete all her content and replace it with videos of paint drying. It’s more entertaining!
And does she sound all slow and posh like on her Vlogs or Chevy and illiteratei acted like i had No idea who she was that’s why. I was Actually even closer to her than your drawing depicts. i was Surprised that she doesn’t smell good. She didn’t smell bad. Just didn’t smell of anything haha. Jamie did smell good though!
Spot on.Imagine moaning at a 4 year old for putting on the wrong (identical) shoes and then moaning some more as he sand on his socks...He's a child FFS!
It's just sand for Chris sake yet this cunt is happy to let ash go everywhere from her stupid fire thing in the Satsuma room. But she's got an ash hooooooover guyyysh so it's fine.
Also not to mention them nasty dirty beasts (not fiddle and noknob) are let to free roam around the place treading shit and piss all over the place.
As much as I think Jamie is still a twat I bet he suffers behind them closed doors. It's pure speculation but I can imagine her screaming and throwing stuff at him over any little thing and constantly reminding him if it weren't for her he wouldn't have the money and lifestyle he is now accustomed to. Proper gaslighting stuff I reckon. Maybe that's why she is never alone with her kids. I reckon she's got a nasty nasty temper on her. Her way or no way.
Someone skips leg dayI can’tare his legs filtered to be this skinny! Perfickt!!!!!
Move house now!Just witnessed my neighbours spraying their patio with that spray and wipe stuff. I mean... really?!?!? I can't cope.
after a long day and not catching up I can always count on you to provide all story updates! Thank you!Earlier, then later.
It's her one job lol. Dickhead.
Aside from being a knob - she has a Slovakian mate?
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I'm howlingi acted like i had No idea who she was that’s why. I was Actually even closer to her than your drawing depicts. i was Surprised that she doesn’t smell good. She didn’t smell bad. Just didn’t smell of anything haha. Jamie did smell good though!
I read that as cruddy white knickersApologies in advance to anyone with a monogrammed passport cover but they remind me of Del Boy trying (and failing) to be posh. My in laws bought me one and I just don’t get them, you’re making your passport thicker to store. (Although I’ve put cruddy white stickers on the top corner of our passports with our first names on which also look fairly shitty in fairness).
She’s obsessed with naming everything, particularly anything the kids wear. Honestly, I’d hate my kids to have their names emblazoned on their clothes because (a) any stranger knows their names, (b) I can’t pass them on to friends and (c) hers look seriously naff. As for putting my surname that isn’t actually my surname, I will say no more (The non bank holiday working week isn’t filling me with the milk of human kindness).
She’s going to have such a busy hen weekend trying to stop friends posting photos of what she ACTUALLY looks like. I can’t wait.
I wish she would SHhhhh!Why has she got to be so fucking extra with everything?! The passport coverBy the way, not knocking anyone who has their name/initials on things, I have a couple of things with my initials on but she just winds me up. All the others with a regular passport, her with a monogrammed cover. Thought her middle name was Rose SRH would have looked much better than just SH!!
You are now royalty on this threadi acted like i had No idea who she was that’s why. I was Actually even closer to her than your drawing depicts. i was Surprised that she doesn’t smell good. She didn’t smell bad. Just didn’t smell of anything haha. Jamie did smell good though!
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