Mrs Hinch #645 Ironically it was farm themed, not on a farm. Just like her own not-a-farm house.

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Bet that’s what happens on all of their magical perfikt family days out once she’s got the pictures for Insta!
 
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When we go on a day out where we know there will be mess, we load the car up with towels. Brush off what we can before we get in the car. Get them to strip off onto the towels where possible - eg take shoes and socks off in the car/just before they get in the car. Then straight up to the bathroom when we get home (if they’ve not fallen asleep!) and wash it all off.
I would describe myself as pretty uptight about getting sand in the car and house but even I know it’s a day out. It’s fun. Sand can be hoovered up. No harm done!

We went out with my nieces and nephews recently and there was a splash park. It was not splash park weather but it was just about good enough for it to be on. The kids decided to fully submerge themselves in the water- got soaking wet. Full on drowned rats. None of us had spares. The kids all ended up wearing whatever clothes we could spare from our own bodies. HILARIOUS. We will remember that day forever. It was so much fun.

Those poor boys.
 
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I doubt very much Jim Bob will be looking after the kids on his own so I bet old fiddles can’t wait for sloth to piss off on the hen do so she can move in and make sure all 3 boys are extremely well looked after
 
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She’s just not cut out for this motherhood lark is she.
I can guarantee Jamie has to do most of the hard work because “he’s the one who wanted the kids”
She actually makes me feel queasy

No wonder them boys always look on edge around her. Or never look to her for praise… always to someone else out of shot (ma or Jamie I presume)
 
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Ron went to put his trainers on and she Was really short tempered with him because he was trying to put on lens trainers not realising they weren’t his
If she'd stop buying exactly the same stuff for both boys Ron would have been able to find his own shoes. My heart bleeds for that child.
 
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She’s such a dick. Getting pissed off with a 3 year old over a bit of sand, yet is happy for those dirt ridden beasts to roam in her kitchen and eat off the worktops

It’s a bit of sand. Just use one of your many gifted hoovers to clean it up you horrible cow!
 
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Won't let the boys move until all sand is removed, but will happily let muddy alpacas roam the house daily, her floors are RANK, they're BLACK. The kids feet are constantly dirty from muck.
But sand is a no go?
Make it make sense...
 
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Sofa was in Ipswich at the end of April
Um I'm sorry but hunnzzzzzzzz but how did she recognise Hunch, how did she even think that was a tend Hunch? She looks nothing like her IG stories, I know me nusty hens, I know, how it's always discussed about her tend faces, but seriously, how is she not embarrassed guzzzzzzzssshhhhhh?
 
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Delete and repost changing Stansted to London, must have been too many hunz flocking for photos!
 
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Can you imagine if she did live on an actual working farm she would have a breakdown within a week with the muddy wellies and stuff !!
 
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