I reckon Ian’s there to sort out the boot room floor. We all said those vinyl stick on tiles wouldn’t last 
Mrs Hinch #634 The most successful thing Hinch has left is her tattle threads.
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Do any of the Maldon Tattlers know her then seeing everybody knows everybody? She’s seriously delusional!
So Ian Borough is at her house doingFreda god knows what on the floor! Not an undeclared Ad is it Soph??
So Ian Borough is at her house doing
I’ve reported some too. I can’t do them all. It would be an actual full time job.
"Everyone knows everyone" maybe in their weird, small, local business clique of bumlickers.
Why is she going on about Maldon though? Is she trying to get a tourist board deal? Or has she been told to be more relatable so trying to spin that she's just a small town girl, not a big celeb who lives in a mansion on the town outskirts?
To be fair to the everyone knows everyone nonsense, I know a good 50% of residents in my actual village, enough to say hello or that they ask after my kids. But I'm quite active and social in our community. It does annoy Mr P that I can't do something like sweep the front without continually stopping to chat with passers-by. I doubt Hinch knows anyone locally, aside from her sycophantic tradies, she never leaves the compound.
Why is she going on about Maldon though? Is she trying to get a tourist board deal? Or has she been told to be more relatable so trying to spin that she's just a small town girl, not a big celeb who lives in a mansion on the town outskirts?
To be fair to the everyone knows everyone nonsense, I know a good 50% of residents in my actual village, enough to say hello or that they ask after my kids. But I'm quite active and social in our community. It does annoy Mr P that I can't do something like sweep the front without continually stopping to chat with passers-by. I doubt Hinch knows anyone locally, aside from her sycophantic tradies, she never leaves the compound.
What floors does she have left to be done?!
“How cute” “bless him” she’s so 
bleeping patronising 
bleeping patronising 
I too know Ian
I'll leave it at that.
Although I'm very familiar with the Quay and tall boats,I can honestly say I've never seen that Blue car
....ever.
I'll leave it at that.Although I'm very familiar with the Quay and tall boats,I can honestly say I've never seen that Blue car
....ever.
42 now!
If she likes shopping local why did carpet right supplies all her floors?
There isn’t a decal
Because normal sane people done have alpacas as pets roaming there gardens instead of there children
It’s the school holidays…where are her children? How does she do it? I have teenagers and I am just beginning to have time to myself in school holidays.
Population of over 14000 in the small town of Maldon! Fanny.
So quirky, so funny, so CCRAAAZZZEEEEEEE! Wot u like hun. There are plenty of better feelings than cleaning your bloody house. Her sheep are proper.weirdos. I'm just glad that most women are more sensible than that lot and have more interesting lives. I've got better things to do than play the 50s housewife.Sending copies of her own booksvery much Alan Partridge getting his unsold books pulped vibes
I’ve just seen this comment and I’m baffled by this ‘oOh We aRe SoOoO wHacKy! wE LOvE CLeaNiNg We aRe MAD!’ Concept. If we don’t slave in our homes like a 1920s housewife then we are boring? I think it’s more boring to get a boner over a bottle of cleaning fluid pal, I’m out living my life. These women who ask for birthday cakes with cloths and sponges on at 21 and who are buzzing when their husbands buy them certain bottles of detergent. The trail-blazing feminists before us are rolling in their graves. It’s the same as when a man gives his wife an iron or a hoover for Christmas- it’s not fun and quirky my loves it’s tragic. (PS I would never listen to Usher either
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He's probably stood in a queue waiting for Jimbob to finish. Hope Freda has a wash in between. Proper slag isn't she lol
Geez is it really?! I thought it would be far less! Hilarious! My village is around 900 people for comparison - and we really do mostly all know each other. It’s like a soap opera around here some days
Walking alone aye did ye aye?
By this she means she’s being pushed in the buggy by fiddle
aye did ye aye?By this she means she’s being pushed in the buggy by fiddle
Clue was in your question. She likes to shop local but takes freebies from big companies
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Is the flooring guy replacing the kitchen floor as it was called out on here that the grout was dirty (after she’d tend cleaned it) from having live stock in the house all the time
With a Fiddle titty in her mouthWalking alone
By this she means she’s being pushed in the buggy by fiddle
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