Mrs Hinch #632 It's the same Olde, same Olde

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Zoph - you made a choice in letting the alpacas have free rein of front and back garden, you can’t have flowers now, so tough tit. Hth, Atb 👍🏻
I think it's vegetables they are planning according to Jimbo?

Pretty ironic for someone who never "cooks" and he doesn't look like he eats many vegetables!!

Perhaps they are thinking of setting a stall up outside the gates for "farm fresh veggies" for all the passing motorists? 😆
 
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I think it's vegetables they are planning according to Jimbo?

Pretty ironic for someone who never "cooks" and he doesn't look like he eats many vegetables!!

Perhaps they are thinking of setting a stall up outside the gates for "farm fresh veggies" for all the passing motorists? 😆
An honesty box from the most dishonest person in Maldon
 
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Ha ha ha.... I don't think she will leave a box for the money, she will be out there grabbing it with "both hands"🤑😂
She'll stamp them all with "grown by Mrs Hinch" and charge double farm shop prices.

Really though, I can't bleeping wait if she reckons she's going to grow veg.


As an aside, I've just come back from Sainsbury's. Had a quick wander down the cleaning aisle to see if I could have a quick whiff of her bleep Garden products. Could not find them. I could only find Cuntalyptus and that was on the shelf marked as a new product 🤭
 
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She'll stamp them all with "grown by Mrs Hinch" and charge double farm shop prices.

Really though, I can't bleeping wait if she reckons she's going to grow veg.


As an aside, I've just come back from Sainsbury's. Had a quick wander down the cleaning aisle to see if I could have a quick whiff of her bleep Garden products. Could not find them. I could only find Cuntalyptus and that was on the shelf marked as a new product 🤭
She won’t grow the actual vegetables..remember #tescosaladtomatogate apparently grown on Ron’s veg patch at the old house? 😂 Her and Jamie are too lazy to put time and effort into growing vegetables -besides, judging by what they eat they don’t really eat vegetables, just a whole heap of junk food. I’m sure the vegetable patch is just something that will be done for content, to fit in with her ‘Hinch Farm’ narrative and possibly feature in her children’s books.
 
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She won’t grow the actual vegetables..remember #tescosaladtomatogate apparently grown on Ron’s veg patch at the old house? 😂 Her and Jamie are too lazy to put time and effort into growing vegetables -besides, judging by what they eat they don’t really eat vegetables, just a whole heap of junk food. I’m sure the vegetable patch is just something that will be done for content, to fit in with her ‘Hinch Farm’ narrative and possibly feature in her children’s books.
Ah wait someone in here deserves a bingo as it was mentioned in here that farms grow stuff.
 
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So on that Good Morning, having a tend cuppa and scrolling post ... has she basically said "The first thing I do every day is search my own name and read all the creepy kond things you all post about me and my kids"?

Does she not realise how much of a gob that makes her sound? 😄
 
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What's wrong with you all?
You must realise that she will only grow 🥕 for her boyzz! (Maybe not though if she has to cut them up herself after washing the dirt off.)
Get those kids out planting sunflowers and sweet peas that they can pick and eat.
But wait a minute 🤷‍♀️ ...
 
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What's wrong with you all?
You must realise that she will only grow 🥕 for her boyzz! (Maybe not though if she has to cut them up herself after washing the dirt off.)
Get those kids out planting sunflowers and sweet peas that they can pick and eat.
But wait a minute 🤷‍♀️ ...
Do you mean garden peas? Sweet peas (the seed pods produced after flowering) are toxic.
 
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So on that Good Morning, having a tend cuppa and scrolling post ... has she basically said "The first thing I do every day is search my own name and read all the creepy kond things you all post about me and my kids"?

Does she not realise how much of a gob that makes her sound? 😄
Yet another undeclared ad 👌🏻

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She won’t grow the actual vegetables..remember #tescosaladtomatogate apparently grown on Ron’s veg patch at the old house? 😂 Her and Jamie are too lazy to put time and effort into growing vegetables -besides, judging by what they eat they don’t really eat vegetables, just a whole heap of junk food. I’m sure the vegetable patch is just something that will be done for content, to fit in with her ‘Hinch Farm’ narrative and possibly feature in her children’s books.
She’s 100% got paid help in that garden. It’s too well manicured. I’m sure the gardener will be tending the veg 😂
 
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I think that post has been removed…
She’s a vicious witch, I so want to her to be taken down 😡
 
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