Mrs Hinch #632 It's the same Olde, same Olde

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Wow what a riveting video there of her saying 'top up' and 'Lip Balm' about 100 times in her echo'y make up cupboard. :cautious:
Apart from the Bobbi Brown where she ducks up and says bought - which she didn’t.

ETA - also tweezerman she “bought” apparently
 
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I’ll give her minor credit for her determination to cling on but she really doesn’t understand her audience and how if she tries to move away, she’ll alienate everyone in time.
I earn a respectable wage usually but I’m currently on SMP. I don’t want to see someone trying to sell me expensive beauty products because I can’t afford it. I want to see ‘dupes’ of high end things that really work, usually expensive things that have been spotted somewhere for much cheaper or on offer etc etc.
She’s got no idea how to even do her job and is fuelling debt by enticing her die hards to buy things, in hope of emulating her.
It’s really an unkind and unethical way to make money. ‘Be kind’ whilst I encourage people to spend their bill money on stuff.
 
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How nice of her to show off the big box of freebies she 'bought' whilst encouraging the sheep to spend money they don't have on expensive cosmetics they don't need during a cost of living crisis after humiliating both her sons for Instagram engagement from what is mostly bot accounts.
 
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What's she tweezing? Her eyebrows are stick on.

I don't know if anyone missed this, but the mascara doesn't smudge. It just....doesn't smudge. She wasn't too clear on that so thought I'd repeat for those who missed it.

She also should see a doctor about these unusually swollen and warped fingers. They don't look too healthy 🤭
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She lost her tweezers in centre parcs and a delivery for new ones arrived before 9am already for new ones through an ad already? Ok
Tweezers? Does she not just peel off her Robbie Rotten brows and stick on a new set?
 
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Every single iconic set she had sent to her came with that triple fret mascara because she lavssss it. The maths ain't mathing
 
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Let me get this right,she's yet to find a mascara that doesn't smudge but this one definitely doesn't 🙃🤣
 
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The tweezers she must use to find Inch’s noknob & lost them at center parcs cos no bleeping way does she use them on those plastic eyebrows!
 
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She’s “yet to find a Mascara that doesn’t smudge, but this one doesn’t smudge”

Make it make sense!
 
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How does she bend her fingers - seems she has no knuckles as well as no nostrils 😂
 
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She a ‘If it ain’t broke don’t fix it kinda gal’ … Is she bleeping kidding me?! She is the queen of disposable plastic tat… her entire Instagram account is made up of ‘it ain’t broke but fix it anyway’ she’s so clueless and has no direction or purpose for her page at all anymore.
also… triple Fffffrett angered the rit out of me and she said it over and over in her usual air head-can’t string a proper sentence together- I’ll just keep repeating myself and no one will notice I’m thick as duck- sssssshhhtyle
 
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Reported for filteting the duck out of her face whilst advertising their products - messaged look fantastic as well.. she's a big bleep, she really is!
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She’s “yet to find a Mascara that doesn’t smudge, but this one doesn’t smudge”

Make it make sense!
Hush! She's a top selling author don't you know!!!
 
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Jeeez her look fantastic ad was so dull 💤💤💤 Makeup Georgia's ads are so much better and she doesn't make my skin crawl like hinch does..That flippin filter she uses that makes her nostrils keep disappearing then reappearing is beyond a joke now 🙄🙄 after her ASA bollocking she's back to putting a teeny tiny, barely visible "ad" ..She'll NEVER learn and 100% deserves to have a much more serious punishment and have her account banned.
WTF was that story with Ronnie and Lonnie?!?!
Why is she stillllll milking that toddler challenge thing 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ she seems determined to keep on using her kids for content and like someone else said making them "a thing" 😔 apart from the odd word, I can't really make out when Ronnie is saying a lot of the time and Lonnie just looks bewildered 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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We’re lining up for a week of bingos from the idiot as things are going
Day 1 - setting the sheep on someone in the Instagram comments, animals in the house
Day 2 - plagiarising and grief touristing
Day 3 - child exploitation, ridiculously embarrassing filters and undeclared ads.

what’s left for the rest of the week? Leaving some ❤❤s in the comments of a celeb tend friend who can’t stand her, a recipe she’s stolen from someone and then messed up 🤢 to make it look disgusting, a quote about trolls not getting her down because she is ‘strong’, a few more brags…? Hoping we might even get a proper rant with the rate it’s going.
 
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I had a not tend meeting this morning and it was awful and dragged on an hour longer than it should have. I’m also wondering if it was a real meeting as I wasn’t wearing a jojo bow and backless dress, there was no table runner and I didn’t stand at the flip chart and point yes! at a camera
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We’re lining up for a week of bingos from the idiot as things are going
Day 1 - setting the sheep on someone in the Instagram comments, animals in the house
Day 2 - plagiarising and grief touristing
Day 3 - child exploitation, ridiculously embarrassing filters and undeclared ads.

what’s left for the rest of the week? Leaving some ❤❤s in the comments of a celeb tend friend who can’t stand her, a recipe she’s stolen from someone and then messed up 🤢 to make it look disgusting, a quote about trolls not getting her down because she is ‘strong’, a few more brags…? Hoping we might even get a proper rant with the rate it’s going.
I’d love another duck it up Friday if I’m honest
 
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