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Mrs Hinch #625 Soph's reached an all time low, Only gone skiing where there's no snow
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Yes of course - cleva Sofa! That’s the biggest laugh of the evening!! I wonder where the next skiing jamboree is - the Maldives?" Our LAND "
I thought that. “Be mindful” is not one of hers and the content is repeated/similar.Probably already been mentioned as you nusties don't miss a thing, has she taken bits from the reviews on amazon and passed them off as her own thoughts?
Tattle: the children are never outside
Hinch: my children are outside! Not touching the ground because it’s covered in tit from the alpacas I wanted. But they are outside!
Since you are reading here…
This is a tractor (other models are available). What your props are sat on is called a sit-on mower.
Technically that is your land, just like the grass verge on the side of the busy road you live on is land. However, when people brag about their “land” they usually have an estate, not a larger than average garden. Here’s a picture of the Beckham’s Cotswolds home as an example.
You do not live on a farm. Your lazy husband does not have the stamina to be a farmer. YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE PICTURES OF YOURSELF YOU POST ALL OVER THE GRAM.
Hinch: my children are outside! Not touching the ground because it’s covered in tit from the alpacas I wanted. But they are outside!
Since you are reading here…
This is a tractor (other models are available). What your props are sat on is called a sit-on mower.
Technically that is your land, just like the grass verge on the side of the busy road you live on is land. However, when people brag about their “land” they usually have an estate, not a larger than average garden. Here’s a picture of the Beckham’s Cotswolds home as an example.
You do not live on a farm. Your lazy husband does not have the stamina to be a farmer. YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE PICTURES OF YOURSELF YOU POST ALL OVER THE GRAM.
bleeping hell....make it End stop! This woman has no clue.
oh, and do those boys (and by boys, I mean the actual kids) have any clothes that don't match??
oh, and do those boys (and by boys, I mean the actual kids) have any clothes that don't match??
I’m sorry but shes really wound me up now! Of all the crappy lies she tells and ways she manipulates reality, the farm narrative is one that get to me the most. She does not have a bleeping clue what it takes to be a farmer, or even live on a real farm. It is bloody hard work. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. You can’t just go a ponce off for days on end. In the whole of my childhood, I only remember us taking 2 family holiday. Because either mum or dad had to stay behind to look after the animals. I spent most of my school holidays with my grandparents because mum and dad both had to work on the farm. I had to get up on Christmas Day to help move the sheep into a different field because we had to run them along the road and there were less cars about then. And I hardly saw my dad growing up as, in the summer, he was up and out at sunrise and didn’t come in until it was dark at night due to harvesting. And yet she thinks having some alpacas and chickens in her garden and a ride on mower make her and Inch farmers?! Farming is a vocation. You don’t just wake up one morning and decide to be a farmer! My dad has practically worked himself into the ground, but he won’t stop despite having cancer and being nearly 80, because it’s in his blood. My poor mum is still out of the farm daily because, as much as I know she wants to rest and enjoy ”retirement”, she can’t take this away from my dad. That is real farming, that is real love. Not putting make believe, filtered pictures on the gram!
Just duck off Sophie Rose!
Just duck off Sophie Rose!
By Hinch’s definition, this is my Maserati
Sorry to quote myself; having a sopha braggy moment but, BINGO!!!!
'wrap up warm' ' wellies on' you can thank us for showing us how to parent your children for you later sopha!!
Wasn’t her birthday last week too?Lol rattled muchSo all those letters were hand delivered then as no address on any of them
I get there will be stuff from the signing but like, some will be cards for her birthday for sure.
Backing up what others were saying, the term “end me” has so many connotations. It’s not a term I’ve ever seen used here - no one has publicly here wished to “end” her. Her lies and manipulation? Yes. The exploitation of her children? Yes. Getting paid for doing sweet FA? Definitely. But never has anyone wished to “end her” in the way she’s wanted it to be taken. She wants it to seem like people are threatening her and while they might be messaging that privately, it’s not here that this is happening.
Joggers & wellies do not a farmer make. She’s such a bleeping flannel. STFU 
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Bee, your parents sound like proper salt of the earth people. People like the “inches“ (or whatever they are called ) are not even worth worrying about - My land - hahahahahahahaha. Totally embarrasing. I’d buy/socialise/entertain from/with your lovely mum and dad a million times before someone like Sofa.
was thinking of you today seeing the news - hope you’re doing ok x
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literally finished me
She’s been spending a lot of time watching the Fletchers content. Ride on mowers and rescue hens. The irony is. They probably copied her. But better. And now she’s copying them copying her but worse 
Who do we think she thinks she is appealing to…..?
Thank you. Yes all is good but it's a very sombre place here right now xwas thinking of you today seeing the news - hope you’re doing ok x
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literally finished me
Hell. she goes away to Switzerland to ski sledge and obviously to catch up on Tattle.
Comes home and realises what a privileged twit she's coming across as to her followers and so the same old same old - The Troll narrative comes out.
Grow up, Sweetie.
Did Freda go to HB with her?
Looks like she has size 5 as well.
Comes home and realises what a privileged twit she's coming across as to her followers and so the same old same old - The Troll narrative comes out.
Grow up, Sweetie.
Did Freda go to HB with her?
Looks like she has size 5 as well.
DEAD
this needs working into a new thread title
Between chemical free cleaning & the tractor she has KILLED ME OFF I can’t.
I might go into early bleeping labour with this bullshit
I can’t. I might go into early bleeping labour with this bullshit
Not a farm. Not a farmer. Not a ski trip. Not a tractor. New book idea - Mrs Hinch - Life in Lists Lies
It really irks me that she thinks she can pedal this narrative when it’s not even her usual, cloak and dagger manipulation or lies. It’s quite blatant to even the most Zoflora impaired people that it isn’t a farm. I’m all for imaginative play and pretend with my children. What I don’t agree with is confusing them with a quite concrete concept, but it not being so. It’s like teaching your child a small domesticated dog is a horse (although Soph’s is the size of one).
You can’t just make these things up to suit your own fancies!
It really irks me that she thinks she can pedal this narrative when it’s not even her usual, cloak and dagger manipulation or lies. It’s quite blatant to even the most Zoflora impaired people that it isn’t a farm. I’m all for imaginative play and pretend with my children. What I don’t agree with is confusing them with a quite concrete concept, but it not being so. It’s like teaching your child a small domesticated dog is a horse (although Soph’s is the size of one).
You can’t just make these things up to suit your own fancies!
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