Mrs Hinch #607 I'm tend farmer look at mee, whiplashed by a cow until I was filter freeee!

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Sh1tRollsDownHill

Sh1tRollsDownHill

MaryPoppinsHandbag said:
So long as “slams shut like a disturbed clam” is one of the options! 🤣🤣
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That has to be the only option, surely? 🤣
Unless we want to make things even weirder on here and risk a prison sentence with having the cute little fella Raymond as an option.
🤣 fucks sake, bestiality doesn’t seem that bad of an option over Inch and Swash, may as well go all out and put Fiddles down as one too!

InTheDollsHouse said:
So who are the options?

TanJoe
Jimbobnoknob
Soph
Trollomon
Weepy Al
Fiddle
Sorry, my vagina just slammed shut like a disturbed clam
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Perfick!!
 
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MaryPoppinsHandbag

MaryPoppinsHandbag

Sh1tRollsDownHill said:
That has to be the only option, surely? 🤣
Unless we want to make things even weirder on here and risk a prison sentence with having the cute little fella Raymond as an option.
🤣 fucks sake, bestiality doesn’t seem that bad of an option over Inch and Swash, may as well go all out and put Fiddles down as one too!


Perfick!!
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Disturbed clam is living rent free in my head forever now! Along with all the vest & Dogpie! 🤣
 
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All.the.vest

Who needs a diet or contraceptive just read the last few pages of this thread 😳 heartburn and a clamped closed forever more vagina at the thought of the choice between the gruesome twosome ! Throwing big weepy al into the mix finished me off ☹
 
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IrishCatlady

IrishCatlady

All.the.vest said:
Who needs a diet or contraceptive just read the last few pages of this thread 😳 heartburn and a clamped closed forever more vagina at the thought of the choice between the gruesome twosome ! Throwing big weepy al into the mix finished me off ☹
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Agreed rather watch a film with a cup of tea😂😂😂😂
 
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Hens Teeth

My vag has never been so dry with all this chat about who to shag out of those lot! I’d rather go without to be honest!

LurkeyMcLurk said:
Urmm has hinch got new tesco stuff out? Saw this and other similar things in my big tesco today and can't recall seeing it before...
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I noticed those candles in Tesco today and wondered if they were new 🙈 didn’t dare look too much in case someone mistook me for a Huncher!
 
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mrsknowqiitall

SillyMare said:
Nah give me all the downvotes I'd choose pre-nosejob Jim over grotty Joe. I'll get me coat
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100% Joe looks terrible he always looks like his clothes don't fit and he's lounging around the house can't believe he goes out like that. His lips are always crusty and dry and finger nails are disgusting he needs good old scrub in that bath SS loves to much
 
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Suebigfatsue87

Suebigfatsue87

Hope everyone had a good Xmas! I need to catch up 😭 I saw stinky Solomon’s announcement - how long till hinch has to do something bigger
 
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