Mrs Hinch #596 How many followers Soph have you got? When all your bots are gone... Not a lot!

[cantstandinfluencers]

Google it you beggy lazyarse bastard

 

[Listoflies]

Surely that's their management's job

Maybe they've spent too much time with soph and picked up her work ethic?

 

[horseybox1982]

I see Inch is shamelessly on the beg for Polar Express tickets .

Just google it you bleeping prick and pay, it’s not like you can’t afford it. Shameless bleep.

 

[Fame_ho]

Jamie wants a polar express type experience. That’s code for we’ve booked Lapland fuckers

No, that’s code for does anyone want to give us a #gifted Lapland experience.

 

[Sausage90]

Isn't every bleeping day like the Polar Express for Soph?

Spends all day in her pyjamas and gets gifted tit every single day.

 

[Miss Ophelia]

Solomon has two one for fruit and vegetables, one for meat so bestest friend had to have two kitchens, so she can prepare the woolly lankers food and chickens food without being called out On it as they are not vegetarians. As we where Negative Nancy’s

 

[LuckyB]

People are crying cos she cleaned a sink, I give bleeping up, the world is now mad

 

[seen-the-light]

People are “crying” coz she is cleaning an old sink? Because they are so “proud“ of her? What bleeping planet do these sheep live on? As if Sofa gives a flying duck about anyone apart from herself. They are crying about how “far” she has come on her journey. OH PEEERRRRLEEEZE. it is just astonishing how much people get invested in her life. She is a “Brand“ not your mate. Get a bloody life.

 

[Tulip lady]

tell everyone you want a freebie trip Hinch without telling us you do ….. begging twit

 

[YorkshireTeaTime]

I’m bored.
I’m going back to thread 10 “ Any grandads left unattended in Morrisons Café will be doused in Zoflora and pity”

see you when she does something.

 

[Stacybee]

But where will her old coffee table of pride and the boys’ motorised cars (that I swear we’ve never seen before) go?

And isn't that the shrine coffee table?

 

[WeepingWillow]

Captain Beggy O'Saggyballz looking for free Christmas Day out......

Here's a novel idea.....PAY FOR THINGS YOURSELF!!!

 

[mrshardy]

Not Mrs Hinch ‘educating’ us on energy saving washing when she does specific washes for her cloths

 

[crunkysnacks15]

Hello you nusty hens - today sophie was on my mind. I was cleaning my house -
Managed with only a few products- polish, bleach, multi purpose and glass cleaner (who knew it was even possible!) and all of a sudden I was so angry at myself. I was looking at all the cleaning crap I bought because she said it was good, hardly any of it was used but i hate waste so just try to use it up when i can and wont replace it once its done.
I did however use the minky cloth thing to clean my bathroom (im aware I could get other things and i hate myself for still using it). But there is nothing wrong with it literally years later. I just bung it in the washing machine over and over. What i dont understand is why she constantly needs new ones? Like surely not? The maldon tip must have its own skip for her disposed of minkys

 

[amusedpineapple]

Funny how her og sink doesn’t get its own grid post, to worried about the questions she will get about it, why two kitchens? Why is your garage kitchen better than the one in your house? Why do you need so many sinks?

also the polar express inch found was to far away? Why is that? Will they not make it in time after the long commute home from work that day, will they be to tired to travel for 1.5 hours for a day out for their children after a busy week at work.
Our nearest beach is 2 hours away and we go at least once a month for the kids in summer and same again in the winter for the dog

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this here (Volume needed/contains swears)

I’ll see myself out.....

 

[Truthtales]

99 problems, but a sink ain't one...

 

[Stacybee]

Anyone else feel sick when she was wiping the sink in time to the music?

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Sorry (Not really sorry) in advance but…

JIMBOBNOJOBCREEPYSLOB quit being a beggy witch and buy your family a Christmas trip if that’s what you want - you useless, clingy, entitled, pissy excuse for a grown up!!!

duck me! He does my head in!!!!

 

[purplethesurple]

You can tell she is more of her unhinged self around what she knows ie the og sink …As much as she wanted to keep up with the sollomans the jones ….I think the old house was so much suited to her weird , batshit crazy personality… grey skull in my opinion was barely but more cosy than the crem!! She is trying to be even more something she is not in this new house …another reason it’s just not working ….I think down the line she will regret moving

I think she already does