Mrs Hinch #596 How many followers Soph have you got? When all your bots are gone... Not a lot!

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Yes, that’s on her schedule to do today, just after she’s been out to buy several hundred cans of pumpkin soup because the pumpkins all went to the tip!

Morning Nusties
Bloody hell, Magic! Theres less wobble on the background of that video than there is in one of her iconic ads!
 
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Here's another, her one nostril singing "All By Myself" and some Whitney Houston
 

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Morning Soph! You forget the bit where Henry was dragging last night’s pizza around and Roy ran in and did a giant shit on the floor.
 
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Ffs poor Ron. Posting about his ‘meltdowns’ again. Sounds like pretty standard kids stuff as well.

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I think all nusty trolls should immediately stop criticising Sopha for her spending in the cost of living crisis. If you had followed her advice in January and put £2 a day in a jar, you too could afford to restyle your Christmas decorations! But don’t worry…all is not lost! If you follow @teshhco-tart’s recommendation in her earlier post and put 50p in the pot every time Dogpie mentions AmaZON, you’ll soon catch up and can have a wonderful Hinchmas!!!
 

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If ever a post showed just how out of touch a person can be...
I get where she's coming from, that forward planning and budgeting can help. But even £2 a day is so unachievable for some.
 
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Normal child behaviour Sophie stop trying to make out you have it worse than others, they are lovely boys but your going to make them have a complex! There is nothing wrong with their behaviour or should they been seen and not heard to you?! sit down and do everything perfectly?!
 
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That'll be this afternoon's roller rant. Chuck in how Jimmy just laughed and threw his flip flops on the floor and you've got a full house!
Then Red Cross lady turned up with her bucket at 5am at the back door asking for a donation while Soph was elbows deep in crap
 
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Auriikaterina is on the news now, has hinch ever been on the news, let alone in another country
 
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Oh my days I now have visions of Sopha riding up and down Maldon High St on RoyOiOi randomly forcing homemade mouldy pumpkin soup on random strangers. Cackling and saying “There you go Darlinnnn, I’m doing my bit for the homeless, I’m fankyou, cackle cackle” While the people who are just out shopping think “What the fuck” and “Who the fuck’s that”
 
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Guyyscchh I’m jst trying to play catch up and I have so many questions..

what is it she ‘still can’t believe/still can’t get over guyysch’ - the fact she has made a mint doing next to fuck all??

why has the old sink / cleaning trolley appeared in the garage

why the huge party gazebo for ‘all of Jamie’s friends’ - surely the 2 garage guys could have partied in the boot room, no?

why announce you are going to start ‘blogging’ when you are riddle with anxiety guyyysch and need to hide behind an old woman filter

I mean, I could go on with the questions but I really can’t be arsed if I’m honest guyyyschh
 
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Auriikaterina is on the news now, has hinch ever been on the news, let alone in another country
Just watched her. So articulate, sounds very caring and understanding. Then there’s Hinch-huffing the Lenor on her first tv appearance
 
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I took a break from Hunch after 546 and fell into another train wreck's thread. Unfortunately she's popped up on my insta and now I'm not sure where to start with what I've missed. Is she still gaslighting over poor Ron's speech delay etc?
 
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To be honesssssscht guysssssh, I’m not surprised she finkssssh these decorations are “Possssh eh” considering her attempt at “Russshtic wooden accentsssh” last year...

Last years russshtic effort, including star made by Weepy....


Look how far Weepy’s woodwork has come, last year this star.... this year he’s filled Tend Farm with his woodworking schplinter giving creationssssh. Thank goodness he watched the “New Wankee Workshop“ with Sopha years ago, bless’is’arrrrt
 
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