Mrs Hinch #594 She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free

[beanpole]

I just rushed downstairs to clean my wood burner but then remembered I don’t have one because I’m not rich enough to have an oraaaaangery

 

[Mum of two]

Is there a chemical cloud above not a farm now?

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this birfffffday cake here for Jimbobteenypeeny
I’ve spent all morning in my cupboard tend Pantr y making it schpeciaaaaal. I thought adding the sponge-fiddle-fingers was a nice touch

 

[boundandgagged]

Christ I've just pissed my knickers laughing at that stupid cookie, not. It's not remotely funny

 

[KayTay]

Tell me your anxiety is tend without telling me your anxiety is tend...

"These prints fit perfickly in the panelling" Hun they're off centre and it's sending my anxiety up the wall

I thought this too but then if you keep watching the video, you'll eventually see the other side of the picture and, annoyingly, it is centred because it just slots in between the panels!

 

[Rosiebythebeach]

Questions:

Why does she use an excessive amount of cleaning product?
Why does she clean already clean things?
How is her sewage treatment plant coping with all the chemicals?

 

[samj123]

We need to stop talking about her, we’re just gifting her content at this point
Hi Soff

 

[Ditzymama28]

Maybe she's posting today cos she's whisking Jamie away for a day of birthday fun and treats tomorrow hahahahaha unlikely cos since when did she EVER make any effort when it's someone else's special day

 

[mammaof3]

Basic cleaner...

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Thanks @mammaof3

So why do we reckon she is suddenly not wearing rubber gloves while tend cleaning?

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I say this every time but I really do wish Inch would STFU and stop trying to be funny. His voice gives me the ick!! In fact I shall refer to him as Icky Inch from now on

 

[stars in your eyes]

She showed the toilet cleaning footage a couple days ago. So this is not even today! She’s prob already gone away for Jamie’s birthday.

 

[Blackjack2]

She loves poisoning the waterways, didnt she throw a packet of that bleach down the other day? Probably does it every day in all of the loos and puts a ton of liquid cleaner down, I don’t suppose there’s much bog action with those two and the kids they don’t eat do they! The way she cleans clean places is my biggest gripe with her, I suppose it’s her fanxiety.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

How many undeclared ads in the montage?

 

[LaraLyra]

Had to come here and say that table / kitchen island / diner booth is neither use nor ornament!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

I just rushed downstairs to clean my wood burner but then remembered I don’t have one because I’m not rich enough to have an oraaaaangery

I have a multifuel burner and I'm just a lowly paid nurse. I'll leave my crunky snacks and take my exit now

 

[ilovepizza21]

Who the duck did this it's awful

 

[horseybox1982]

I’m still catching up….

Thanks to Inch’s interview, he’s confirmed what we’ve all thought, Sophie is controlling and demanding. I mean if he grows a moustache she’ll divorce him? That’s gaslighting him. What a nasty witch she is.

 

[Loopy83]

Had to come here and say that table / kitchen island / diner booth is neither use nor ornament!

I was just looking at it. It's useless, you can't sit on those benches and reach the round table, the sides are two thin to put anything on. Totally rubbish

 

[Ditzymama28]

Who the duck did this it's awful

Hasn't every room at faux farm got a shoddy bit of workmanship?!!