Mrs Hinch #579 Brags & Ads, brags & ads. 1 a penny 2 a penny brags & ads

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The house is hideous, the rooms are all just a mish-mash of other people's styles that she's completely missed the mark with, they don't flow nicely from one room to another and the whole vibe is just awkward. I 100% think the interior designer has fleeced the fleecer! The house had a lot of potential and she's ruined it, she will move again when the boys are older.
 
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I don’t think Jamie’s allowed to spend any money on what he wants, I reckon he gets an allowance.
Plus he can’t go football every Saturday, someone’s got to look after Soph and the children
 
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My sister-in-law's family have a box there (they're multi-millionaires) and her dad is a right Arsenalhole about it, he brags about it alllll the time and all his friends are all the same, Inch would get ripped to shit by them!
 
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I don’t know why she’s surprised the hens have put themselves to bed? Yes they were battery hens but they’ll still have a natural instinct to go to bed when it’s dark. That’s why it’s so unnecessary to be back and forward letting them out and putting them to bed. Just get an automatic door on a light sensor! But that wouldn’t fit with the Princess Soph saviour of all animals narrative.
 
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I know nothing about hens which is why I haven't commented on them so far but surely she should have looked into these things? And as for her "not being able to eat chicken since rescuing them" .... okayyyy sure, I give it a year before someone sees her out scranning some nuggets or at the local carvery with a plate full of chicken onion.
 
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The story of him wanting a box to take the boys to watch football is staged. If he was talking to her wouldn’t he be looking at her. It’s like he’s reading from a script. But wether it is or not why is she so patronising to him. She’s saying they don’t even like football. Doesn’t Ronnie go to or at least used to go to baby ballers. Personally I think it’s something that they would love doing with their dad but leave her at home.
 
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A theory about greyskull. Seeing as Saturdays are spent there; she’s left all her stuff there. I believe greyskull is the “child care house”. It’s where Nanny Fiddle Fingers looks after the boys during the week and weekends. This enables Hinch Not a Farm remain spotless. I do believe fiddle and weepy al have essentially moved in with Hinch. Their house is then reasonably empty.
Mamfa and family essentially live between greyskull and fiddles house. Because cling on is at school, mamfa has a real job (god knows about the husband) it’s not a big deal that Ronnie and Lonnie are there most days with fiddle.
just some ponderings.
I don’t believe Mamfa will be living there long term. I do believe they’ve kept these additional houses because they can afford to and keeping them provides places where she can “hide” her children.
 
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To me she seemed a lot happier in her old house before she started with the extension and then all the ads
 
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I have to say if Mr Fraggle wanted to take baby Fraggle to a football game and was fully prepared to look after them for it and leave if it got to much for them… hell go for it!
It gives time for them to bond over something he enjoys and if it goes tits up you just leave and come home etc - you aren’t going to know until you take them, they could be fixated watching the ball or they could find it boring and want to leave
Although I’ve told Mr Fraggle I’m bring up baby Fraggle hating football cause I can’t be dealing with two irate people supporting one of the shittest teams
 
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I do agree she doesn’t look trans, although she does look like some of the drag queens like Cheryl hole with the fake hair and face full of makeup, she has harsh features and the thick makeup etc doesn’t help her look which is why she looks manly, if she softened her features and done her makeup and eyebrows better she would look more feminine
 
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A person’s weight and facial features are LITERALLY THE LEAST INTERESTING THING ABOUT THEM! I like to know what sort of a person they are.
Take Fauxphie for example:
Is she kind? No
Is she truthful? No
Is she caring? No
Does she put others before herself? No
Loving to children? No
Kind to animals? No.

Is she a beggy, bragging narcissist who is haemorrhaging followers because her bullshit is not relatable? DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER.
 
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On the hens (non nusty): because they've been kept in a shed their entire lives, wake and sleep is dictated by lights on/off and not natural day length. So for a few days or so, they'll not understand that getting dark means time for bed because they've never had to work that out for themselves. That's why she was supposedly surprised that they put themselves to bed.
However, I'd say a week after getting them that they should have been doing that a couple of days after rehoming. Natural instinct kicks in pretty quickly, so it's probably just more lies to excuse herself from having to go down there to "put them to bed" every night.
 
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That‘s what she’s really pissed off about!

The label lady reeeeally hates her, doesn’t she?! Check out the face on that!
That’s no Hinch but I did chuckle that she’s essentially cropped Hinch out of most of the photos she shared
 
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