She cannot cook for tit I hope she never brings out a cook bookSuperb recap
That food looks vile. No self respecting parent would feed their kids that. Who did she steal that recipe off? Those boys never seem to get a normal meal or even some meat. God I bet Ron and Len are crying out for some chicken nuggets or something.
Mrs Hinch #568 Not content with fleecing the sheep, Sophie wants some hens to keep
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I’ve been AWOL on this due to work commitments & having to parent cook clean & shop 
MY MOVING STORY
I remember when our kiddo’s were little we sold our house & bought one with extra bedrooms (10 mins away from old house ) due to the fact the Mr only had to look at me & I was pregnant so on the day of the move I had everything boxed & ready to go . It should of been a very stress free transition but oh no not us .
1. Removal van the driver left handbrake off when he went into a shop before coming to us & the van crashed thankfully nobody was hurt except the lads pride .
2. Eldest kiddo came running out in garden the gold fish were sleeping ( in the middle of moving had to do a goldfish funeral 4 kiddos crying, wailing & snotting over the loss of pinky & pebbles .
3. We were like the Dingles The Mr & his pals carried the furniture to new house ( I used pram to shift boxes from one house to the other )
4. We are at the new house everyone is exhausted so I fly to the chippy treat everyone there to a chippy tea & cold drinks as everyone been on the go for hours . We are sitting in the garden on chairs & the biggest kiddo shuts the front door ( the keys are inside ) . Small Windows are open so the Mr puts one of the kiddos in so they can open the door. Some calls the police to tell them a burglary is taking place & a child is being put through a window & they arrive in a paddy wagon
. Yeah then the following day I went into labour
MY MOVING STORY
I remember when our kiddo’s were little we sold our house & bought one with extra bedrooms (10 mins away from old house ) due to the fact the Mr only had to look at me & I was pregnant
so on the day of the move I had everything boxed & ready to go . It should of been a very stress free transition but oh no not us .1. Removal van the driver left handbrake off when he went into a shop before coming to us & the van crashed thankfully nobody was hurt except the lads pride .
2. Eldest kiddo came running out in garden the gold fish were sleeping ( in the middle of moving had to do a goldfish funeral 4 kiddos crying, wailing & snotting over the loss of pinky & pebbles .
3. We were like the Dingles The Mr & his pals carried the furniture to new house ( I used pram to shift boxes from one house to the other )
4. We are at the new house everyone is exhausted so I fly to the chippy treat everyone there to a chippy tea & cold drinks as everyone been on the go for hours . We are sitting in the garden on chairs & the biggest kiddo shuts the front door ( the keys are inside ) . Small Windows are open so the Mr puts one of the kiddos in so they can open the door. Some calls the police to tell them a burglary is taking place & a child is being put through a window & they arrive in a paddy wagon
. Yeah then the following day I went into labour Soph without filters
If all the strange stuff she’s done since being on Instagram hasn’t proved to ‘normal’ thinking folk that’s she’s not all there, then surely this house move has too, 
No Hun, it’s something only narcissists do if that makes sense? Hope that helps x
her duck lips are awful
All that money and her kids still eat tit, have inappropriate bedrooms for their age and hve to share a garden with alpaca and chicken tit. Lovely mum top job hun x
Tell my you love yourself without telling me you love yourself
She is one sad little individual signing a box packed by 'Mrs Hinch' (for the sheep Mrs Hinch doesn't exist she's a character name for the business)
thanks for that!
That face doesn’t actually exist, only in virtual reality and Sofa’s imagination.
100% she stuck that sticker in her hair on purpose 
Bingo!!! There’s the sticker, accidentally stuck in her hair!
Too bleeping funny!!!! Moving day for us wasn’t that eventful but the day before completion was…….. we (I actually, as the estate agents were useless so I took on the viewings) sold our flat to a lovely young woman just starting out, she viewed it with her mum and sister and I think they found it comforting that I, a young woman myself, was showing them round, I told them how much I loved living there, felt totally safe, never experienced any issues and we were only moving because we needed more space (all true) she made an offer, we accepted and the day before we were due to exchange, I got home from work and the road was cordoned off, police and ambulances everywhere. Had to park my car up the way, get a police escort to my front door, they weren’t allowed to tell me what the incident was. Phoned my husband at work to tell him and watched all the blue lights and comings and goings through the living room window trying to work out what the duck was happening. Wake up the next morning and it’s all over our local news, radio, Facebook etc that a drug deal went wrong and someone ended up throwing a bag of heroin in an officers faceI’ve been AWOL on this due to work commitments & having to parent cook clean & shop
MY MOVING STORY
I remember when our kiddo’s were little we sold our house & bought one with extra bedrooms (10 mins away from old house ) due to the fact the Mr only had to look at me & I was pregnant
1. Removal van the driver left handbrake off when he went into a shop before coming to us & the van crashed thankfully nobody was hurt except the lads pride .
2. Eldest kiddo came running out in garden the gold fish were sleeping ( in the middle of moving had to do a goldfish funeral 4 kiddos crying, wailing & snotting over the loss of pinky & pebbles .
3. We were like the Dingles The Mr & his pals carried the furniture to new house ( I used pram to shift boxes from one house to the other )
4. We are at the new house everyone is exhausted so I fly to the chippy treat everyone there to a chippy tea & cold drinks as everyone been on the go for hours . We are sitting in the garden on chairs & the biggest kiddo shuts the front door ( the keys are inside ) . Small Windows are open so the Mr puts one of the kiddos in so they can open the door. Some calls the police to tell them a burglary is taking place & a child is being put through a window & they arrive in a paddy wagon
and because it may have been arsenic or some other poison they had to take all the necessary precautions and get the bomb squad in!!! Me and husband are freaking out, thinking she was going to back out of the sale, think I’d lied to her about it being a nice place to live, the guilt was real. Most stressful 24 hours of my life. All ended ok we moved a few weeks later to a house just down the road!!!! Nothing like that’s ever happened since. Never seen her in my local shop though. Bet nothing like that has ever happened to HRH the princess of Maldon.
'Just Winging it'.......What? How do you 'wing it' moving house? Esp knowing for so long you're moving! Yes, packing to move house is a boring process but its not exactly hard to know how to pack a box, or something you'd need to guess and hope for the best on how to do. She really is tedious and don't get me started on the new incoming hens. Can see it already, daily videos of her collecting their eggs (though we know they'll be shop bought eggs) in a little wicker basket with a red and white gingham cloth, panning out to a thumbs up 
Must be so hard to breath with pinpricks for nostrils mustn't it?!
When me and my partner were moving into our first house it only took a day and a half to move in and we had to go to three different locations to collect our belongings (he lived an hour away from me) yet she STILL hasn’t moved in?! And we were in full time work the next day! I don’t get it. It’s clearly so she has something to show for the viewers, she’s been living in tend farm for a lot longer than she makes out. Once she’s finally ‘moved’ in, it’ll then turn into a ron related account and maybe then she might admit to his autism. Not that she cares, it’s all for views and being ‘relatable’
Putting a sticker in her hair on purpose
No but when the movers pack them they probably do incase there's a problem with it but hinch is doing her content lol
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