Mrs Hinch #561 Shredded wheat bedding ... to try and beat SS's wedding

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If it’s any consolation, you lovely nusty hens; I reckon she’s pissed off even more people than normal today. I, for one, am a menopausal, COVID recovering nusty hen and I am too damn hot to deal with her shit today
*pours enormous, icy cold glass of rosé*
 
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I'm with you on all of these, but I'm gonna Hinch and brag that I've put some rose in the blender with frozen strawberries. Delightful. I'm cooling down in my own way, who needs Dyson anyway?
 
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This 100
The real Mrs Hinch
beat thread ever
 
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I hear you @DoodlePoodle It's no fun
Too bloody hot and nobody has any tolerance for her.
Hope all you nusty hens are ok
 
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Nothing screams 'I am a greedy cunt' more than a millionaire accepting free carpets when there are families around the country living on the bones of their arse, probably women with kids who have bought into her lies and paid for her stuff.
 
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Stacey’s wedding is next weekend I think -
What we thinking for the upstaging ?
I reckon she will move the day after the wedding to direct attention back to her.
I actually think the wedding is the main reason she’s in a huff. She was able to make an excuse for not going to the hen, but I don’t think she’s ready to be snubbed in front of everybody, when people see once and for all she’s not even in the bridal party. Bridesmaid/MOH type hierarchies matter deeply to people like her.

I think she also knows there’s not a chance in hell of her upstaging this one, I honestly don’t think she’s even going to try and pull anything out the bag. I know it will be very hard for our Soph to see her best friend live the happiest day of her life so I might even wind my neck in and be kind on the wedding weekend, just out of respect like
 
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Or a hello deal
 
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Surely that isn't any good for Henry laying like that. My dog will lay on her back when she excited for a tummy rub, but soon rolls back over as to say its too uncomfortable for her.

Added a photo off how my dog lays 90% of the time.
We have a spaniel and he often sleeps on his back, our last one was the same. Maybe a spaniel thing
 
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Back at Grey skull? I am an animal lover and I appreciate that you need to squash in the ads whenever you can luv. But I really don't need to see Henner's dick just after my dinner Hunch.
Or at any time at all please
 
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I’m surprised Stacey hasn’t asked her to be Bridesmaid if they are besties wnd face time every night… oh wait. And I’m wlso surprised she hasn’t released a statement saying Stacey asked her to be bridesmaid but she turned her down cos she’s AnXiOUs
 
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Hinch take note...Ronni e won’t be into farms forever (if he ever was! )

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Can you imagine when Ronnie and Lennie are into things like Stranger Things or horror characters or something that doesn't fit her aesthetic!!!

That toilet wouldn't last with my fat arse. Can just see it now snapping out the wall
 
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