I recall downstairs being done by the well-known flooring company on the high street who does all the influencers houses. Don't remember her mentioning upstairs though.
I recall downstairs being done by the well-known flooring company on the high street who does all the influencers houses. Don't remember her mentioning upstairs though.Am I right that she mentioned a local company measuring up for carpets?
I remember thinking at the time that he wouldn't give her freebies.
I bet she got the advice from him and the approached her trusted carpet donor.
Thanks for clearing that up for meTo change his nappy but then he did a shizz (and a wee, she adds later) on the fireplace?!
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1. She woke up at 3 and was fewmin Splinter left her sleeping on the sofa. Splinter is still in the doghousebedroom after that.
2. 5.20am. She goes downstairs. She was in the middle of putting Rennie on the toilet so didn't have time to put a nappy back on Lonnie.
I assume Lonnie woke up just before 5.20am and needed his nappy changed?
Was Lonnie upstairs?
Was Rennie downstairs?
Who knows but they all appeared downstairs despite the fact they have a toilet and changing station upstairs. And, as Lon was apparently already awake and had no nappy on, Rennie wouldn't have disturbed him if he was the toilet upstairs.
Anyway, everyone was awake and downstairs at 5.20am, and Lonnie took a shiz next to the fireplace.
3. The heating decided to come on this morning. Europe is in the middle of a heatwave, gas prices are through the roof but this one house in Maldon has the heating blasting at or around 5.20am in the morning.
We have to assume the heating came on around the same time everyone wasbecause she was cleaning shiz and pee.
To make an even more unbelieve story unbelievable, a delivery van rocks up to this house and - despite every other company not requiring a signature or for someone to open the door due to covid restrictions - this one driver asks for a signature.
4. Hunch goes off to sign for this delivery. Rennie toddles over to wipes covered in shiz and starts to clean the coffee table we haven't seen in her stories in weeks.
5. Henners, who has his own bedroom, muat have been released while Lonnie had no nappy on and Rennie was using the bathroom downstairs. He proceeded to eat last night's kebab that wasn't "securely" put in the bin. We "secure" our bin by closing the lid. Did Splinter just leave the lid open? Did he leave a kebab sitting on the plastic grass? Did the massive dog jump up, open the lid and take out the leftovers?
Oh I didn't know he did that.No wonder he over quotes the rest of us.I recall downstairs being done by the well-known flooring company on the high street who does all the influencers houses. Don't remember her mentioning upstairs though.
Probably thinks you are all influencersOh I didn't know he did that.No wonder he over quotes the rest of us.
What I want to know is where the fuck was Jimbobnoknob during all this? He wasn’t at work and no way would he have slept through all her screeching. Honestly hunch pull the other one it’s got fucking bells onTo change his nappy but then he did a shizz (and a wee, she adds later) on the fireplace?!
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To make an even more unbelieve story unbelievable, a delivery van rocks up to this house and - despite every other company not requiring a signature or for someone to open the door due to covid restrictions - this one driver asks for a signature.
He was obviously sleeping at the haunted mansion with fiddle and the poltergeistWhat I want to know is where the fuck was Jimbobnoknob during all this? He wasn’t at work and no way would he have slept through all her screeching. Honestly hunch pull the other one it’s got fucking bells on
Yes! ASA woohoooooUndeclared ad? Not sure how it works but looks like one to me.....
Someone here has a bingo as they mentioned that all the influencers were posting about prime day…Undeclared ad? Not sure how it works but looks like one to me.....
I'd be more scared of fiddleHe was obviously sleeping at the haunted mansion with fiddle and the poltergeist
Yes it is! Report to ASA - hello Nigel, it’s been a few weeks…Undeclared ad? Not sure how it works but looks like one to me.....
I’d rather shit myself in Oxford cirus then wipe my arse with the pages than buy your list book hun.
Was coming on to say that’s day 3 of the same chunk of alpaca footage she’s recorded then.Id like to point out, and it'll come as no surprise, but this is absolutely not today as it has been horrifically cloudy and oppressively humid here today. Not a blue sky in sight.
Your lovely team at Penguin ie Me on tattle
Yes it was MEDid Penquin tell you or was tattle? Lying cunt
MeSomeone here has a bingo as they mentioned that all the influencers were posting about prime day…
I feel watched
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