Mrs Hinch #557 more faces than Big Ben

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LurkeyMcLurk

In SS stories where she's frantically tapping away at her phone, I was like bet she's being bombarded with messages from hinch ... hinch having a melt down to get the attention back on here

I mean SS probably checking in on the kids but that wasn't my first thought
 
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JMS123

Given she’s photoshopped his legs so they’re thinner (unfortunately for her, might have looked more convincing had they not looked like straight lines), surely becoming the next Wiggo is going to make Jamie’s legs even thicker. I can just imagine him in full all the gear, no idea Lycra (with his little package proudly on show) cycling round Maldonia shouting pervy comments.

Being honest, I like a thin, elegant leg on a man. My husband’s are like tree trunks after playing rugby. Well, more like pollarded trees as they stop about a foot sooner than he’d like. Makes buying jeans quite tricky, not that OiOiBlessedFatherJimbobWheresMyKnob has that issue given his love of elasticated leisurewear.
 
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Handwash30

I wouldn’t have had him down as a MAMIL, is this his attempt at being middle class to match the new gaff? Because that picture wasn’t impressive, he just wanted to say “I go cycling” to impress us ladies
 
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LurkeyMcLurk

Can't wait until this orangery is full of spiders and she's slapping herself in the face every 5 minutes ...
 
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Noseycow1990

The amount of spiders you get in a log store outside is insane! I’m not afraid of them so it doesn’t bother me, we get loads of huge ones in the house, they like it in the log basket, I teach my boys they’re not scary and that we have to be gentle with them, my 3.5 year old picks them up and lets them run up his arms she will be slapping the shit out herself when R+L bring her one on their hand or they will also be ridiculously petrified of them from her projecting her fears on them!
And yes we all have fears mine is wasps, but I stay as calm as I can if there’s one in the house or hanging around us outside. I don’t want the boys to be scared of them like I am.
 
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nursemum12

Only difference is no sane guy would put up with mad ma lurking and how high maintence she is
 
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plonkington

I was half expecting to see a story up of Hinch sitting in with them on FaceTime, after all they are bffs and talk every day right?!
 
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nursemum12

So Jamie’s finally got a pic of him and the boys but could there be any more shadow you’d barely be able to tell it’s him as much as he’s a twat it’s a bloody shame the guy has like no pics of him and the kids considering it’s him and mad Ma doing most of it. Xx
 
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Jessie98

Exactly, they are like spider magnets. So she will be in for a shock. Then again it will be great for content . She will have no face left LOL. My fear is sharks, I can't even look at them on tv. Suppose I am lucky that they won't crawl out of my logs or fly into my house anytime soon though
 
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CheesyMarmite

Exact same fear as me! I won't go swimming as I'm too scared

I'm hoping we see some slapping videos off her
 
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