Mrs Hinch #557 more faces than Big Ben

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Pumpkins1506

Thanks @BeyoncéCarter-Knowles for the thread title!

So what have the past couple of days held for us?

Well, upon returning to Greyskull, Bet Hinch got uncomfortably close to the dog which left a lot of us begging for them to get a room. Only don't, because that's bestiality and illegal.

Monday was mundane. A roundup of brick schlips, not-a-farms not-a-pantry and some child endangerment. Oh and an update on the horror inspired playroom. Yawn.

Tuesday saw a trip to P&G offices to look at some cleaning products. Then a couple of appletisers at The Ivy. Nothing too shabby for our Saint Sopha.

Tattlers were then left speculating on whether tend best bubs Trolloman had invited her on the hen do.

All was revealed with a bit of cash cow milking with a clip of Lon and Ren performing. Some ads ads ads and finally a lie about why she was not there.
Course your cousin has her hen this weekend too. Course she does.

Aaaand back to the ads with a delightful 4 stories about resin driveways. Do you have a resin driveway hens?


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Did this quick while my pasta baked cooked so probably missed lots!
 

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abccc_

I can’t believe she actually did a story explaining why she isn’t on Stacey’s hen

 
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anniemouse

Youokayhun23 said:
What comment did she delete? I've looked through the old thread can't see it? Best bubs was never gonna go let's be honest, her tend anxiety was probably her back up reason
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I can’t remember who posted it, it was this afternoon sometime. There was a screenshot of a comment asking where Hinch was and tagging her, someone else commented they were surprised she’d wasn’t there since they are besties and then apparently it was then gone.
 
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Youokayhun23

Ah okay thank you
 
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springheeledyeti

Saint Sopha and her epiphanies and Father James maybe that's why they have the pantry confession box in the kitchen
 
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ChunkyMonkey90

Well what a coincidence that Hinch is going to a hen do the exact same time as SS. I really don't think she had any plans to go at all..or wasn't invited! Anyone get a feeling Jemma doesn't like Sophie...
 
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panda-eyes

Also, not to derail or anything, but I haven’t seen SS mention anything about a UK hen do (I confess I may have missed it). Hinches story therefore just makes her look even sadder and more desperate.
Get yourself some proper pals Sopha mate! Oh what’s that? No one likes you cos you’re a cunt?! Ah. Shame.
 
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JustaLurker101

So label lady has just said I'll do a hen round up on Friday with all the small companies she used.
This to me sounds like they'll be home Friday?!
Hinch tend hen do it this weekend...... I AM looking for discrepancies coz it's hinch but will looking over the weekend for all the pictures and to see when SS comes home. I have a million better things I should be doing but I'm invested.
 
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Instalol

I can just imagine the hens chatting!” pleased that sow face Braggy cunt isn’t coming “
 
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nursemum12

Youokayhun23 said:
What comment did she delete? I've looked through the old thread can't see it? Best bubs was never gonna go let's be honest, her tend anxiety was probably her back up reason
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I don’t think she would of got away with tend anxiety anymore it’s obvious sh hasn’t legs out cackling away flirting with the workmen she’s so not anxious at all
 
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BeyoncéCarter-Knowles

Thanks for the thread titles GUYYSSCH!

PS “That’s why I’m not there”

Tell me you read tattle and had to save yourself from embarrassment without telling me YOU READ TATTLE AND HAD TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT
 
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abccc_

Could you imagine if she’s pretending she can’t make it, and she’s arranged with the other hens to go out there and ‘surprise’ SS which would be hilarious as let’s face it, SS would give zero fucks
 
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pinkle

Sorry if someone’s already said it but did she really fuck up and forget her nails are red?
 
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IrishCatlady

Youokayhun23 said:
What comment did she delete? I've looked through the old thread can't see it? Best bubs was never gonna go let's be honest, her tend anxiety was probably her back up reason
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Someone asked why hinchvwasnt there and Someone else replied I'm glad it's only real friends and family and not fake Instagrammers
 
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