Goodness me.
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Mrs Hinch #556 Ladies and gentlemen of the thread of tattle… wear sunscreen.
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I thought of her claws when I saw Vecna”s hands in Stranger Things.
Her decor by Freda Barker not Linda Barker.
Message for sofa, the only platform she reads…
As you casually read these threads on your way home to look for ammunition for your next moaning post, I thought I should tell you that nobody here is a troll. We are just people who see through your marketing scheme and we don’t like it. The same way no one likes witnessing child abuse - we don’t like witnessing vulnerable-people abuse.
It is possibly fair enough that you started from nothing, but you had a plan to manipulate the masses and it worked to a point.
You abuse your influence to get naive people to buy into your crap which you don’t even use, you give/have given harmful advice among that way, you capitalise on the existence of your children, you are inexplicably illiterate and cannot be bothered to set a better example for those who could invest in grammar/knowledge instead of Zoflora.
90% of your content is a mix of ads and bollox about your family life which frankly no one cares about. Your appearance is a warning to people, not an example, especially to women your age or in fact any age! Filtered pics, plastic eyebrows, horrendous Botox and clothing made by slaves in 3rd world countries.
You support zero cause or local businesses who could do with your so called influence.
I feel aggravated by you and the likes of you because I cannot believe how irrelevant you are, how much you know it and yet how you continue to be so because it generates you a revenue.
You provide zero solution to everyday problems - remember that’s what every business or product is about: solving problems. You’re another problem. You claim to have mental issues but everyone does. You capitalise on it by building fake issues for a market to relate to. That’s evil.
So here are my thoughts for you, I don’t envy you at the slightest and on the contrary I would pity you if it wasn’t for the countless people your are putting into debt as a result of your rubbish scam.
So enjoy your ‘farm’, your flabby ignorant husband and your plastic intoxicating world.
From a well established grown-arse woman in London.
Ps - I quote you ‘if you don’t like it, don’t read it and don’t go criticise it’
As you casually read these threads on your way home to look for ammunition for your next moaning post, I thought I should tell you that nobody here is a troll. We are just people who see through your marketing scheme and we don’t like it. The same way no one likes witnessing child abuse - we don’t like witnessing vulnerable-people abuse.
It is possibly fair enough that you started from nothing, but you had a plan to manipulate the masses and it worked to a point.
You abuse your influence to get naive people to buy into your crap which you don’t even use, you give/have given harmful advice among that way, you capitalise on the existence of your children, you are inexplicably illiterate and cannot be bothered to set a better example for those who could invest in grammar/knowledge instead of Zoflora.
90% of your content is a mix of ads and bollox about your family life which frankly no one cares about. Your appearance is a warning to people, not an example, especially to women your age or in fact any age! Filtered pics, plastic eyebrows, horrendous Botox and clothing made by slaves in 3rd world countries.
You support zero cause or local businesses who could do with your so called influence.
I feel aggravated by you and the likes of you because I cannot believe how irrelevant you are, how much you know it and yet how you continue to be so because it generates you a revenue.
You provide zero solution to everyday problems - remember that’s what every business or product is about: solving problems. You’re another problem. You claim to have mental issues but everyone does. You capitalise on it by building fake issues for a market to relate to. That’s evil.
So here are my thoughts for you, I don’t envy you at the slightest and on the contrary I would pity you if it wasn’t for the countless people your are putting into debt as a result of your rubbish scam.
So enjoy your ‘farm’, your flabby ignorant husband and your plastic intoxicating world.
From a well established grown-arse woman in London.
Ps - I quote you ‘if you don’t like it, don’t read it and don’t go criticise it’
Remember when she did her mate traces make over in her house and said
Do you think me and trace should do a little thing where we come and make over someone's room in their house
Never materialised did it
Just musing on her decisions on what she’s done to her house….. everything is semi permanent, which when styles change and her look become outdated, will cost a fortune to change again because it’s all actual physical alterations. Bloody mental!
Condescending prick! Back to work? Being driven to ‘work’ which lets be honest guysh is literally her waltzing in, ticking a few this or that boxes and fingering a few items is absolutely not work and then waffling on about lunchtime being the halfway point until hometime. As if she’d know what it feels like having to go to work for 8 plus hrs a day. She probably arrived in tend work at 11 and was back home in time for lunch by 1
Ok as some one who has never owned a pantry or a house for that matter I just did a lil bit of Googling on these.. Now I understand what one is and as you can see from the photo I chose of many it does look very good with all the shelves and very well organised. What the heck is Sofa’s tend pantry? A walk-in cupboard that has a work top, 2 shelves and a tit load of baskets underneath?
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What has she done to that entrance hall! It was stunning
Also like the time she went in for some kind of meeting and sat there thinking about buying nice stationery and bits and bobs for your desk
She has absolutely no bleeping idea what it is to actually work and it shows.Wasn't it something like her Mummaz says "Pack a Sschnack" for journeys? 
No surprise the dated Brickkkk Sschlipps were Fiddle's idea/influence too. Such a bloody weird family dynamic. Pathetic.
Surely her instacunt "journey" will come crashing to a ssschtop soon? The move to the "Chapel of Tend" is laughable, getting on for the besscht part of a year now.
What's with the Leopard Print attire, knee/gash flashing, red nails and bright yellow bun bun hair innitt? Bet Hinch that has to be added to the list of names!
No surprise the dated Brickkkk Sschlipps were Fiddle's idea/influence too. Such a bloody weird family dynamic. Pathetic.
Surely her instacunt "journey" will come crashing to a ssschtop soon? The move to the "Chapel of Tend" is laughable, getting on for the besscht part of a year now.
What's with the Leopard Print attire, knee/gash flashing, red nails and bright yellow bun bun hair innitt? Bet Hinch
that has to be added to the list of names!
You are a genius, the end.
Just long enough to shag her boss in the stationery cupboard I believe
Maybe that’s what she thinks the pantry is for?
Edited to add maybe that’s why it’s so small? James long for Jamie’s little friend only needs the minimum of space!
It was on her linked account with a very unprofessional photo attached
Actually the Dove gradual tan is lovely as well. I use it and people always ask me if it's a real tan. And much more healthy for you skin.Just seen trollerman is doing her thing
Take note Soph!!
Bitty for the floofyheadsIs she seriously showing us her bra there? Thought she was going to whip her tit out and breastfeed the alpacas for a minute. Get some bleeping clothes that fit properly you ding, then they wouldn't hang/fall off you. Or is this a plan and Only Fans in the pipeline?!
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