Mrs Hinch #551 
Let’s all go to Tescos and watch the sale rails fill with Hinch clothes na na na na
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Good evening shhhhoppers and welcome to Friday night’s instalment of The Hinch Show, where it’s been a quiet week from Soph (just for a change).
Wednesday brought a spot of DIY to thetreehouse hunter’s lookout, presumably so Fiddle has some entertainment when supervising Sophie Rose and her petting zoo.
Quick dash back to Greyskull for an undeclared ad (ASA woohoohoo), and then ‘Mumma went to the salon’
Yes, while the rest of the world is deliberately avoiding any financial support to Russia, Sophie Hinchliffe was spending hundreds of pounds on Russian hair extensions, which are most likely from young women who are exploited under awful conditions.
She went for a brown to blonde balayage effect, starting with her own natural roots.
This had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that getting her roots done would duck up any pre-records for the next few months.
Inch was allowed his few minutes’ internet access to post an ad (not paid) for soccer aid. Was that a little dig to his beloved with a comment about watching from the sofa?
Super Mum Sophie had time to get home and set upyet another tit play tray for Ronni e in the afternoon.
Yes, while the rest of the country is struggling to feed their families; and the news reports on the same day were of the grain crisis with exports unable to leave Ukraine (the bread basket of Europe) Sophie Hinchliffe was using every grain possible in the most unstimulating way, just long enough to get a photo for the ‘gram.
We were then treated to her newest HinchxTeschoooo range, where she took the opportunity to slate Tesco clothes…. Great sales technique there Soph
Good points - it looks perfect for 3 years ago when my baby had reflux and I got through muslins like you wouldn’t believe.
It also looks amazing on a filtered cartoon character with the backdrop of wobbly walls, and with arms & footz missing chunks.
(screenshots of editing credit to @Andioooop and possibly someone else but I’m sorry I can’t remember whohoohoo)
If you’re a regular woman, though, you’re out of luck because it’s tit and not at all inclusive sizing. If that makes sense?
A late night quote to send us to sleep, and that seems to have been Soph done for the week!
Time to slip away quietly Mrs Hinch.
Even your trolls are bored.
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ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Let’s all go to Tescos and watch the sale rails fill with Hinch clothes na na na na Winning thread title by @pinkwaferbiscuit
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Please include ‘thread suggestion’ in the post so we can find them easily
——
Good evening shhhhoppers and welcome to Friday night’s instalment of The Hinch Show, where it’s been a quiet week from Soph (just for a change).
Wednesday brought a spot of DIY to the
Quick dash back to Greyskull for an undeclared ad (ASA woohoohoo), and then ‘Mumma went to the salon’
Yes, while the rest of the world is deliberately avoiding any financial support to Russia, Sophie Hinchliffe was spending hundreds of pounds on Russian hair extensions, which are most likely from young women who are exploited under awful conditions.
She went for a brown to blonde balayage effect, starting with her own natural roots.
This had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that getting her roots done would duck up any pre-records for the next few months.
Inch was allowed his few minutes’ internet access to post an ad (not paid) for soccer aid. Was that a little dig to his beloved with a comment about watching from the sofa?
Super Mum Sophie had time to get home and set up
Yes, while the rest of the country is struggling to feed their families; and the news reports on the same day were of the grain crisis with exports unable to leave Ukraine (the bread basket of Europe) Sophie Hinchliffe was using every grain possible in the most unstimulating way, just long enough to get a photo for the ‘gram.
We were then treated to her newest HinchxTeschoooo range, where she took the opportunity to slate Tesco clothes…. Great sales technique there Soph
Good points - it looks perfect for 3 years ago when my baby had reflux and I got through muslins like you wouldn’t believe.
It also looks amazing on a filtered cartoon character with the backdrop of wobbly walls, and with arms & footz missing chunks.
(screenshots of editing credit to @Andioooop and possibly someone else but I’m sorry I can’t remember whohoohoo)
If you’re a regular woman, though, you’re out of luck because it’s tit and not at all inclusive sizing. If that makes sense?
A late night quote to send us to sleep, and that seems to have been Soph done for the week!
Time to slip away quietly Mrs Hinch.
Even your trolls are bored.
——
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Sorry for the rant. I just don’t get how others don’t see this.
i thought it was celebrities!?
the door frame and table are wonky (as someone highlighted)
