Mrs Hinch #546 Forget oblivion, she’s oblivious
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Another 4 day thread from the queen ofclean chav. Us fat hens have had to venture over to other threads with our cruncky snacks so we don’t get bored!
Soph showed us 6 gadgets she can’t be without. A scalp brush, banana scissors, tomatoslicer squisher, Sonic Scrubber (undeclared ad?), Dy(na)mo label maker (undeclared Home Bargains ad?), pointless cutlery shelf.
Thankfully she didn’t show us Fiddle’s personal gadgets from her pink silk purse oioi.
Scene change to Llama Lodge where Ron was allowed to fill up their water.
Soph took the opportunity of being at Notafarm to show off her big house. It’s amazing that the Hinchers asked to see the exact things Soph wanted to show! I mean, asking to see the landing but not Lennie’s bedroom, what are the chances?!
The Hinchers also seem to be just like Sophie , with their punctuation..
A quick ad (got to afford that Frankie & Bennys kitchen somehow) andan inspirational a plagiarised quote rounded off Wednesday.
Thursday was a follow train, and #hinch1905 has 4.1k tagged posts. A massive 0.09% of her 4.4m followers
Bingo for a few tattlers on Friday with the Hinchliffes (and entourage) heading to Alton Towers! The perfect way for a child to celebrate their first birthday…
Soph was spotted in the wild today which is always our favourite thing. As ever, she looks nothing like the highly edited and filtered version she likes to show.
Sophie, we may think you’re an irresponsible parent, a ruthless saleswoman who takes advantage of vulnerable fans, and the very definition of a narcissist, but we do wish you that didn’t feel you need to change how you look.
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards, floofies.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread title by @Andioooop
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Another 4 day thread from the queen of
Soph showed us 6 gadgets she can’t be without. A scalp brush, banana scissors, tomato
Thankfully she didn’t show us Fiddle’s personal gadgets from her pink silk purse oioi.
Scene change to Llama Lodge where Ron was allowed to fill up their water.
Soph took the opportunity of being at Notafarm to show off her big house. It’s amazing that the Hinchers asked to see the exact things Soph wanted to show! I mean, asking to see the landing but not Lennie’s bedroom, what are the chances?!
The Hinchers also seem to be just like Sophie , with their punctuation..
A quick ad (got to afford that Frankie & Bennys kitchen somehow) and
Thursday was a follow train, and #hinch1905 has 4.1k tagged posts. A massive 0.09% of her 4.4m followers
Bingo for a few tattlers on Friday with the Hinchliffes (and entourage) heading to Alton Towers! The perfect way for a child to celebrate their first birthday…
Soph was spotted in the wild today which is always our favourite thing. As ever, she looks nothing like the highly edited and filtered version she likes to show.
Sophie, we may think you’re an irresponsible parent, a ruthless saleswoman who takes advantage of vulnerable fans, and the very definition of a narcissist, but we do wish you that didn’t feel you need to change how you look.
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, fucking fluffheads, bucktooth bastards, floofies.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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