Mrs Hinch #543 No pride or prejudice...she'll fleece anyone.
Winning thread title by @F the dust.
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
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Saturday started with a little child endangerment in the alpaca pen, and moved swiftly on to a lunchtime GHD ad. Quite why they choose a ‘tend hairdresser who washes her dog’s hair more than her own to advertise their products is beyond me.
She then claimed they’d spent most of the day at soft play. On a beautifully sunny day, with the boys dressed in cream fleecy hoodies…. What’s wrong with a run around in the park? You could even take Henry!
On to another ad, this time for her baskets.
Only 6 weeks until they move in now guys!
15 minutes to clean an already-clean, brand new loo, and that was Saturday done.
Sunday morning and Jimbobbiggob made stupid comments at Ron who was happily washing his cosy coupe in the exercise yard at Guantanamo Grey.
Thankfully this time he didn’t use flour.
Jamie then showed a sandpit, but we saw no sign of Ron and Lon actually allowed to play with it. Just for a change.
Monday began with chubby camels, and then the obligatory content filler of the children.
It seems that they didn’t play in the sand, and they weren’t even at Greyskull, as Soph says they were with the alpacas in their paddling pool all day.
Once again plans for something for the children didn’t happen, as Soph’s claim that she was taking Lonnie to feed the ducks actually turned into a trip to an antique shop with her Mummy.
Soph cackled her way around, laughing at a Dickens book, while seeking out ‘posh’ looking books to display in the movie room.
Let me help you out Sophie. Anything that doesn’t have your name on the cover should do.
Uproar amongst tattlers at Soph’s lack of respect for what she looked at or bought, but don’t worry guys, they’ll all catch fire soon enough if she keeps lighting that candle on her MDF bookshelf. It wouldn’t be the first time…
We all know how much you love a quote from the internet Soph, so here’s a few I found which are appropriate for you:
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ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Books are meant to be read.
Winning thread title by @F the dust.
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
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Saturday started with a little child endangerment in the alpaca pen, and moved swiftly on to a lunchtime GHD ad. Quite why they choose a ‘tend hairdresser who washes her dog’s hair more than her own to advertise their products is beyond me.
She then claimed they’d spent most of the day at soft play. On a beautifully sunny day, with the boys dressed in cream fleecy hoodies…. What’s wrong with a run around in the park? You could even take Henry!
On to another ad, this time for her baskets.
Only 6 weeks until they move in now guys!
15 minutes to clean an already-clean, brand new loo, and that was Saturday done.
Sunday morning and Jimbobbiggob made stupid comments at Ron who was happily washing his cosy coupe in the exercise yard at Guantanamo Grey.
Thankfully this time he didn’t use flour.
Jamie then showed a sandpit, but we saw no sign of Ron and Lon actually allowed to play with it. Just for a change.
Monday began with chubby camels, and then the obligatory content filler of the children.
It seems that they didn’t play in the sand, and they weren’t even at Greyskull, as Soph says they were with the alpacas in their paddling pool all day.
Once again plans for something for the children didn’t happen, as Soph’s claim that she was taking Lonnie to feed the ducks actually turned into a trip to an antique shop with her Mummy.
Soph cackled her way around, laughing at a Dickens book, while seeking out ‘posh’ looking books to display in the movie room.
Let me help you out Sophie. Anything that doesn’t have your name on the cover should do.
Uproar amongst tattlers at Soph’s lack of respect for what she looked at or bought, but don’t worry guys, they’ll all catch fire soon enough if she keeps lighting that candle on her MDF bookshelf. It wouldn’t be the first time…
We all know how much you love a quote from the internet Soph, so here’s a few I found which are appropriate for you:
———
ASA link to report undeclared ads and filtered make up ads
Make a complaint
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
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Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Inch and Janine is Jamie (please read the wiki).
Jamie is short for James.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
The alpacas are also known as camels, llamas, Maldon three, woolly wankers, bleeping fluffheads, bucktooth bastards.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Books are meant to be read.
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