Her inane cackling on every single story is proper winding me up now! 
Mrs Hinch #537 Talk to Ronnie properly and you’ll be amazed what he will say back
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Faaank you HandbagHappy birthday Magic! May your very own microclimate follow you around shedding sunshine & rainbows on your speshaaaallll day!
Currently, I have pink skies raining a multi coloured dussschhht schtorm & it's a balmy 30° ! My cats tit rainbows that smell of roses and they dance on hind legs when Mummaz calls them! Life is beauuuuutiful!
Happ birthday lovely enjoy your special dayAs I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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That’s where I am at the mo, and Beth Sandland (who married her teacher, and her mum has just married the teacher/husband’s former boss
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When people say she has an “amazing life” I don’t get it. She’s rich through lazy means and does absolutely duck all. She’s boring and stuck trying to make content for the gram out of nothing. Amazing life my arse!
I have no idea who half of these people are… must be getting oldThat’s where I am at the mo, and Beth Sandland (who married her teacher, and her mum has just married the teacher/husband’s former boss
off for a nosey round those Fred’s - BRB 
They’re very slow moving but it means I can follow them!I have no idea who half of these people are… must be getting old
Just saw the heinous caterpillar creation, seriously, this hun needs to get her some bleeping Delia Smith books pronto. Ma Barkers roast dinner is probably the only decent scran jimbobnoknob gets in a week.
I’m not sure I’d call Fiddle’s roast dinners decent
Soph is that you?
I think you're lost! Nothing about her is amazng
I was taking this as sarcastic….?
Happy birthdayAs I celebrate my half century today, being the 70's child I am, and now a nusty old git - here's a re-worked Disco classic to the tune of 'Gloria Gaynor's I am what I am'
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Schoundssssh like a Schplendid birfffffday Schweeet’arrrrtFaaank you Handbag
Currently, I have pink skies raining a multi coloured dussschhht schtorm & it's a balmy 30° ! My cats tit rainbows that smell of roses and they dance on hind legs when Mummaz calls them! Life is beauuuuutiful!
You jusssscht need schome of Mary Poppinssssh birdsssss to land on your windowsssschill and whisssstle you a birffffffday schoooong 
Bloody hope so otherwise we have a lost deluded baaaaaa
Happy birthday Magic Roundabout! Hope you’re enjoying a cheeky alcopop or two (I was also born in the 70s and my university days entailed a lot of Mad Dog and Hooch alcoholic lemonades. And, as a result, I spent quite a lot of time looking at the porcelain bowl at close range).
I was reflecting on why she annoys me so much. I think it’s the pretence that she’s perfect. She has to hide behind a filter, a cushion, a person, whatever. If I had an Insta account (this isn’t going to happen), it would be tongue in cheek about the things that I do wrong or calamities that happen. I can’t ever imagine posting the saccharine self promoting crap that she spouts every day.
I try to be a good parent to my kids but I’m self critical enough to know that I could be more patient, more present, whatever. I never reach the end of the day and think I’m a perfect parent living out a Disney-like life with my kids. Yet not only does she think that, she’s confident enough to post her “look at what an amazing mum I am” videos every single day. Does Fiddle encourage her delusions of being mum of the year? Because, while I’m absolutely not a perfect parent, the awkward interactions with her kids, terrible food and lack of any stimulating activities, proves she isn’t. I’m not sure she has any idea that they have the opposite effect.
I was reflecting on why she annoys me so much. I think it’s the pretence that she’s perfect. She has to hide behind a filter, a cushion, a person, whatever. If I had an Insta account (this isn’t going to happen), it would be tongue in cheek about the things that I do wrong or calamities that happen. I can’t ever imagine posting the saccharine self promoting crap that she spouts every day.
I try to be a good parent to my kids but I’m self critical enough to know that I could be more patient, more present, whatever. I never reach the end of the day and think I’m a perfect parent living out a Disney-like life with my kids. Yet not only does she think that, she’s confident enough to post her “look at what an amazing mum I am” videos every single day. Does Fiddle encourage her delusions of being mum of the year? Because, while I’m absolutely not a perfect parent, the awkward interactions with her kids, terrible food and lack of any stimulating activities, proves she isn’t. I’m not sure she has any idea that they have the opposite effect.
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Also you could just tell that Hennerz was thinking “Bugger off you silly twit, go play with your stinky Floofy Fluffheads, leave me be”Even Henners is so done with mummaz he’s pretending to be asleep
Agreed maybe this is how Fiddle raised Hinch
monkey see monkey doYeah I did too lol
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