Mrs Hinch #531 Even Lingo said "Hinch" is a no go

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Good morning nusty trolls, just having a couple of days in hospital after an op yesterday. The nurse asked me if I needed anything for pain so I said ‘Mrs Hinch(not a Lingo word) recommends Smarties so if you can count me two of each colour during your busy night shift that will be enough’.
Ps not for sympathy, just for a larrrrffff sweeedard innit?
 
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Exactly, Sopha is no anxiety ridden schweet'arrt, she's a hard faced b!tch and she inherited that of her mother.
All a big act planned from the start.
Any slating she gets from Nohun is justifiably deserved
Happy "Shopper's SaTURDay guyyyssch!
 
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Why does she keep dressing that fat dog up? Is she actually OK?
 
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I don't remember ever hearing this story. Not surprised that Inch took it the tip though, that's where everything of theirs goes even Ronnie's toys.
And if that’s true then why make it so clearly obvious where her new house is?

bib needs to come back as a fred title
 
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I don't remember ever hearing this story. Not surprised that Inch took it the tip though, that's where everything of theirs goes even Ronnie's toys.

Be like every other normal person and ring the police. If some random bloke turned up on my doorstep being pushy and I had my child with me I would slam the door and ring the police. Don't give a shit if they're trying to give me free stuff. It is weird she even engaged with the situation when it could have been potentially dangerous or scary (although who knows how she has spun that story).
She truly doesn't know how to be an adult does she? Why does Jamie need to constantly protect her like she is some wilting wallflower??
You are a grown woman, sort it your damn self.
 
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She is a cunt. That is all.
Blessed be…
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Has she stuck a fucking filter on that poor dog

Woman’s job is cleaning, man’s job is being the protector
 
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Dear Soph, your kitchen design is dreadful. Note to the huns, no I’m not jealous, I have a bespoke kitchen (my husband’s choice, not mine) but don’t need to ram it down everyone’s throats as it’s particularly crass to flaunt your spending at a time of financial hardship for many.

My sister had banquette seating built in her kitchen. It was only L-shaped but was a pain in the arse if you were stuck in the middle and needed people to move to get out. It was also really uncomfortable to sit on being so upright. But above all, it was well nigh impossible to keep it clean. Add in two small toddlers and I think it might go the way of the manky sofa for hygiene.

PS if you’re really lucky when you’re in a booth at Frankie and Benny’s, they send round a strange human dressed as a massive mangey dog to sing happy birthday. Perhaps dressing Roy up could perfect her F&B look?
 
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I fucking hate people who use their pets as IG engagement/influencers anyway but this is the lowest of the low.
 
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Mine definitely would not

Even after 2 hours walking/swimming/ballie, he doesn't sit still
 
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Thank you! I wish I could agree a million times.
Influencers who state, keep going, anyone can do it, dream big, work hard. You just got LUCKY!
Lots of people work hard, they just haven’t been as lucky. Or, as in her case, they haven’t tried to rip off other gullible fools and sell tat.
I don’t begrudge anyone good luck in life but I can’t stand the fact that some people don’t acknowledge it and don’t help others who are just less fortunate, rather than persuade them to buy a load of rubbish they done need trying to emulate a lifestyle they can’t have because they aren’t as LUCKY!
 
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Using Henry as a distraction ("Oh Mrs Hinch you're so funny dressing your dog up!!!") after yet another day of showing off and bragging and on the day that many had being dreading with the humongous rise in energy bills
Not a single mention of this from hinch ...she didn't even copycat Stacey who did...and we all know how much she lovvvvvves to mirror everything Stace posts
 
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This ! Does she not realise those boys are going to grow bigger and there won’t be enough space for them . An island would have been so much better . I guess she’ll just replace it then
 
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I don't remember ever hearing this story. Not surprised that Inch took it the tip though, that's where everything of theirs goes even Ronnie's toys.
Why hasn't she learnt from this experience and stopped essentially giving out the coordinates to her front door.
 
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