Mrs Hinch #53 All hail Saint Soph, patron saint of Zoflora, she gets richer, the army gets poorer

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Hallelujah!! The Grinch can walk its a miracle!! Someone contact the Newspapers.....they printed the story that she can't. Must be all that sniffing of Zoflora that's cured all her aches and pains. LIAR LIAR pants on fire!!!
 
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So there they are just over the water and I've only gone and forgotten my zoom lens.
Mind you ,with her new status she might just walk towards me.
In the meantime I swear I can hear the distant sound of cackling,dogs belching ...and the smell ........eau de bullshite.
 
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just seen KMid went on a royal visit wearing a black polkadot top. how long until hinch claimed she influenced a royal
 
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Is that the new VIPoo scent?
 
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Not only did I forget my zoom lens ...I forgot to take the picture .what a silly old cunt I am
I didn't just forget my zoom lens,I even forgot to take the picture...what a cunt I am.
Is that the new VIPoo scent?
Not only did I forget my zoom lens ...I forgot to take the picture .what a silly old cunt I am

I didn't just forget my zoom lens,I even forgot to take the picture...what a cunt I am.
No ,the update deja poo

My husband just said ,why cant you do everything twice
 
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Not Hinch but I've just watched someone hoover around a bloody mayonaise bottle on the floor and not even lift the bottle! Lift the bottle you fucking scruff!!
 
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Do you all like my place? It's bijoux,no sanitation nor utilities but the estate agent promised it had a wine cellar......
 
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I've been edited! Keep sending multiples-I want a refund on this course for numpties.
 
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Talking about her ‘mum date’ with Stacey and she verbatim said “we basically played dolls”

That basically sums up what Ronnie is to her. Gross.
 
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