PLAY SCHOOL'S ON EVERYBODY
Today we are looking through the thoroughly transparent window.
What's that little ted?
Yes,I know its smeary-i haven't a clue
what to clean it with.
Anyway,we are looking over the water across to mummies on a play date.
Don't be rude big Ted-its broad daylight and they have their dollies ,oh silly me,their babies with them.this is what we call a pretend day out.
That's right everybody ,it isn't real at all.
No humpty there is no spare food.
Jemima,what do you think you can see over the sea.?
A pair of old crabs-well I think you might be right.
Everybody sniff,what can you smell?
Oh,you're all such clever toys-,that's right its bull tit.
Put that shell down Humpty,an oyster died in there days go-no you cant it eat.no the mummies havent left anything ,they only ordered one lettuce leaf and they scoffed the big mac they sneaked in.
Ok everyone,that's enough of makebelive,last one to the bar pays.